Noah's Art Sports Network. Are we all set for the Super Bowl broadcast? I think so. The turtle will handle the pregame show which seems to drag on forever. A zebra will be brought on to analyze close calls referees have to make. The sloth is in charge of slow motion shots. And color will be provided by the chameleon. Thankfully, there's a retractable roof over at the stadium. That's good. The forecast says there's a possibility of a little rain.
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
Welcome to the Bio Bowl! It's a matchup of two old rival blood types. The AB's and the O's. The AB's are favored with their strong defense --- Their cholesterol really clogs things up and their white blood cells swarm all over anything entering their territory. Amoeba Company Sports. Abdomen. Spleen. Down on the field they're going through warm-ups. I've never seen so many muscle fibers in one place! And the adrenaline is really starting to flow as we near the kickoff! This game has something for everybody! The brain cells enjoy analyzing the strategy ... The excitement gets the endorphins going and we even have lots of cloned cells in the TV audience! Cloned cells? Sure, they love the instant replays!