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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-13 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-13 Pub. Date: 2019-06-13
Image Number: 178023
Caption: I've narrowed down the list of who I want to write the foreword to my next book, Clyde. The ones that made the cut are Slimeball, Slippery James, Puppet Jones, Lamb the Sham, McMuffin, Fat Jerry, Crazy Nancy, Wacky Jacky, Pencil Neck, Mr. Magoo, Dumb as a Rock, and Mr. Peepers. I would've chosen The Dumbest Man on Television, but he was kind of standoffish when we met. Psycho Joe was surprisingly friendly. In other words, you still upset the President ain't nicknamed you.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-20 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-20 Pub. Date: 2018-09-20
Image Number: 174075
Caption: Fries are maybe the worst food you could eat. They're high in fat and calories, high in salt, grease and carbs … So they increase your risk of obesity, heart disease, diabetes, stroke, and kidney disease … and if that's not bad enough, they're high in acrylmide, which increases your risk of cancer. Whatever. Still ain't givin' you my fries, bruh. I just want to take them somewhere where they can't hurt anyone.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-11 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-11 Pub. Date: 2018-05-11
Image Number: 171293
Caption: How come everyone leaves work early on Fridays, Clyde? People just have no work ethic. What ever happened to It ain't over 'til the f … um … I mean, what ever happened to It ain't over 'til it's over? What was you gonna say, Big L? Nothing that's become incredibly, horrendously outdated and offensive. you was gonna say 'Til the fat lady sing, wasn't you? Never.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-25 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-25 Pub. Date: 2017-02-25
Image Number: 154806
Caption: That astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used two years ago. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing. They must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-04 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152857
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-23 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-23 Pub. Date: 2016-12-23
Image Number: 152373
Caption: I realized Christmas was a bunch of nonsense when we was kids, Big L. You know why? 'Cause of all the snow. Reindeer in the snow. Pine trees in the snow. Fat Santa in the snow. But Jesus was from the Middle East, dawg. The Middle East where it's hot. That's why I decorate my tree with hummus. There wasn't nary a snowflake in the bible, bruh.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-18 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-18 Pub. Date: 2016-01-18
Image Number: 137944
Caption: Hi stranger … nice day out, isn't it? The eagle has landed. What? … Hey, you aren't meeting up with someone to do something shady, are you? Sounds like you're usin' code words or something. You can do better with your life, young man. That ain't even close to "The fat man walk alone." (Sigh) ... If you don't like talking to strangers, just say so. So.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-19 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-19 Pub. Date: 2015-08-19
Image Number: 131276
Caption: Do you have the time? I do. It's time to stop shutting down conversations by using the word "shaming." If you say people should watch what they eat and exercise more so they'll stop being obese, now you're "fat-shaming." How does shutting down the conversation help fat people get healthy? I think you're just upset no one laughs at your fat jokes anymore. Stop "shame-shaming" me!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-07 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-07 Pub. Date: 2015-02-07
Image Number: 122422
Caption: The Astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing, they must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-03 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-03 Pub. Date: 2014-12-03
Image Number: 119643
Caption: I need some new pants. Want to come shopping? I'll pretend you ain't asked me that, Big L. Bruthas don't "shop" together. That's what women do. What, you need me to tell you if them jeans make you look fat? You need me to tell you how pretty you is? Get outta here with that #$%@. Clyde, a man who's secure in his own sexuality isn't afraid to go shopping with another man. I'll pretend you ain't said "sexuality" to me.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-20 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-20 Pub. Date: 2014-11-20
Image Number: 118795
Caption: That's the last time I play basketball with you, Big L. Why? The bruthas said "shirts and skins," you got picked for "skins," but you refused to take off your shirt. I don’t like running around in front of people half-naked. That's just weird. You got a jiggle problem, don't you. Be honest. I'm just not an exhibitionist, like you.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-23 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-23 Pub. Date: 2014-10-23
Image Number: 117917
Caption: I have a two-year-old. How do I make sure he never chooses to fight in our country's endless war? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. What's that? I wrote your boy a prescription. "Take one six-pack of coke, a bag of Doritos an' a Happy Meal daily." Army fatigues don't come in XXXXL. He'll get diabetes by 18. All treatments have side effects.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-07 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-07 Pub. Date: 2014-01-07
Image Number: 105920
Caption: Hi stranger … Nice day out, isn't it? The eagle has landed. What? … Hey. You aren't meeting up with someone to do something shady, are you? Sounds like you're usin' code words or something. You can do better with your life, young man. That ain't even close to "the fat man walk alone." (Sigh.) ... If you don't like talking to strangers, just say so. So.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-09 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-09 Pub. Date: 2013-09-09
Image Number: 101332
Caption: It's been weeks. You need to learn to let go, Lemont. NO. Dr. Noodle. There are some betrayals so horrible that you should never, ever let go of your outrage. You must nurture it and feed it until it's a big fat baby of imagination. You REALLY should've come to terms with them casting Ben Affleck as the next Batman by now. Can't. When they cast Clooney, I said "never again." If I give in now, I'll look weak. Fascinating. M.A.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-18 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-18 Pub. Date: 2013-07-18
Image Number: 99243
Caption: The big bang is accelerating, Susan. DO you know what this means? Everything in the universe is getting farther and farther apart. It's ballooning out of control! Dios mio, just stop snacking, Lemont. The universe and I are doubling in size every 10-35 seconds.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-15 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-15 Pub. Date: 2013-07-15
Image Number: 99240
Caption: What up, Big L? I told you not to call me that, Clyde. It's like you're calling me fat. It makes me all self-conscious. Thug 4 Life. It ain't even like that, dawg. It's one a them ironic nicknames. I be callin' you "Big L" 'cause you the opposite of "big." Oh. Ok. You actually a short little man.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-23 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-23 Pub. Date: 2013-06-23
Image Number: 97915
Caption: This is your wakeup call … You don’t exercise enough. Your son sees this, so he's likely to emulate you and end up being fat. Mmblno. You aren't assertive enough. You son sees this, so he's likely to become a pushover. You don’t spend much time reading books ... ... So your son's more likely to become a moron. Tha's kind of harsh. You can't handle harshness, so your son's more likely to become a crybaby.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-10 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-10 Pub. Date: 2013-02-10
Image Number: 92801
Caption: What brings you to therapy, Mr. … …Biggums. Albert Biggums. Dr. Noodle. All my life, people have been calling me "Fat Albert," 'cause of that old cartoon. They'd say "Hey! Fat Albert! Where the Cosby kids at?" … Or "Hey! Fat Albert! You're just lucky cartoon characters can't get type 2 diabetes." Or they'd say Hey Hey HEY ... ... It's Faaaat Albert! ... And I'm gonna sing a song for yooouu ... Oops ... I thought my earphones were plugged in. Nostalgia is a hazardous emotion. It can make us do things. YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!! YouTube is both a blessing and a curse. Na-na-na-gonna have a good tiiime!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-30 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-30 Pub. Date: 2012-12-30
Image Number: 91193
Caption: Mmblello? Your kid has already forgotten about the Christmas gift you're still paying off. Zzzxbox2! But that's not really why I'm calling. Whozit? You ate WAY too much over the holidays. You think months of wearing winter clothes will hide the excess lard till you lose weight. Juz bigbonzz. But climate change may make this winter warmer than you expect. Don't be surprised if you have to wear t-shirts in January. Zzfatzzz. Today's wake up call is sponsored by Dr. Biggums Liposuction.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-18 fat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-18 Pub. Date: 2012-10-18
Image Number: 88634
Caption: This bus is never coming. You need to walk anyway. What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. Hypothetically speaking, though … Thug 4 Life. If a single brutha be looking for a woman, he might not wanna jiggle a whole lot. You trying to tell me something? Depends. You tryna hear me something? That doesn't actually make sense. Thug 4 Life.
     
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