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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-23 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-23 Pub. Date: 2016-06-23
Image Number: 144900
Caption: When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-13 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-13 Pub. Date: 2015-12-13
Image Number: 135929
Caption: Lately you've been moody and distant. I keep asking you what's wrong … and you keep saying I'm just imagining it. But I'm not crazy. Whatever it is, you can tell me. I'm your wife. I love you. I'll understand. Don't fall for it. As long as you're totally honest with me, I would respect you and love you and we could work it out, no matter how bad it is. Don't fall for it. Ok (sigh) here goes ... There's someone else.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-30 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-30 Pub. Date: 2014-12-30
Image Number: 120838
Caption: You know China is North Korea's only major ally? Without China propping it up, North Korea's dictatorship would fall tomorrow. If North Korea wants China to keep defending them, then North Korea had better start repaying China the $2 China loans it every day. If you get what I'm saying. I don't get what you sayin'. Hey, could you break me off $2 for some Korean BBQ? I could eat the mess outta some Yangnyeom Tongdak right about now.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-28 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-28 Pub. Date: 2014-05-28
Image Number: 111791
Caption: When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-15 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-15 Pub. Date: 2011-05-15
Image Number: 60879
Caption: This is Loserbanc Massacard. Mr. Brown, our records show you have an outstanding balance of $1,198. Loserbanc? You guys charged that off way back in like 1994. Do you know what year this is? You guys fell of my credit report a decade ago. How would you like to rectify the situation? I wouldn't. But .. .the moral thing to do is pay us what you owe us. How "moral" was it for you to make me pay thousands more than I ever borrowed in late fees, mysterious "finance charges" and your sky-high APR? Our terms were legal. Well, it's also legal for me to refuse to repay a debt that you charged off so long ago. I can accept payment over the phone. Good for you! I can tie my own shoes. Our mommies should give us each a cookie.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-14 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-14 Pub. Date: 2009-06-14
Image Number: 35005
Caption: You've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. How may we hinder you? Hi, a few months back, I fell off a cliff. I had a panic attack afterward and was hospitalized. But it says here you're declining to cover it because it was a pre-existing condition. Let me look at your file, Mr. Brown. ...Ah, yes. It appears your panic attack was brought on by trauma related to your chronic gravititis. My chronic gravi-WHAT-is? That means you've got a history of being vulnerable to the pull of nearby celestial bodies such as the earth. That chronic affliction is why you fell off the cliff and had your panic attack. Is evil a pre-existing condition? No. read the fine print.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-10 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-10 Pub. Date: 2009-05-10
Image Number: 32176
Caption: Erebody talking 'bout "Hunt down those Somalia pirates. Kill 'em! Show them who's boss!" Britain, France, the U.S. …all sending warships to shoot more pirates. You wanna end piracy? I'll tell you how to end piracy. Take those warships… …an' have 'em PROTECT Somalia fishermen from the Asian and European ships that've been stealing Somalia's seafood and dumping nuclear waste in Somalia's waters ever since Somalia's government fell in 1991. Then Somalians could get back to earning a living off their own resources and won't have to resort to piracy just to survive. That's how you stop piracy. Whaddaya think of that? I don't know. Whaddaya think of barbers who think they're on Oprah and won't stop talking long enough to cut somebody's hair? Barbers don't go for sarcasm.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-18 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-18 Pub. Date: 2009-04-18
Image Number: 31628
Caption: Ok, since you insist, I'll tell you all about it. I demanded a promotion and old man Fitzhugh totally blew me off! It was the most awful thing that could possibly happen! I don't see how "Susan, I fell off a mountain" is the same as insisting you tell me about your day. I read between the lines.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-10 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-10 Pub. Date: 2009-04-10
Image Number: 31472
Caption: I can't believe it! I just fell off a mountain and lived! Not a scratch on me! I'm alive! Woohooooo!!! 'scuse me…. …You the one who called the air ambulance? What's this? Your bill. Heart attack! Throw down the paddles!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-09 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-09 Pub. Date: 2009-04-09
Image Number: 31471
Caption: Hello, You've reached Feudalbanc Massacard. If you're calling to ask why we gave our CEO a $35 million bonus even though we're almost bankrupt, say "one." If you're falling off a cliff and want to know if you can afford to call an ambulance, say "two." Two. We have to pay absurd bonuses to keep the people who wrecked the company from leaving. "Two"! I said "Two"!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-08 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-08 Pub. Date: 2009-04-08
Image Number: 31470
Caption: Listen, I've been paying Dubble Cross $250/month for your "100% emergency coverage plan"… … So that in the event I were to, let's say, fall off a cliff, you'd pay for the ambulance that saves my life. Sir, that's 100% of "allowable" charges. We don't cover extravagances. Extravagances?! If you'd like to upgrade to our premium membership, we'll cover luxuries like ambulances, bandages, oxygen...
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-07 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-07 Pub. Date: 2009-04-07
Image Number: 31469
Caption: Hello, you've reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance. Hi, I've fallen off a cliff. Before I call 911, I just want to make sure you're going to cover the ambulance charges. Of course! We will cover 100% (of whatever we decide to pay.) Great! Wait… What?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-03 fall off 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-03 Pub. Date: 2009-04-03
Image Number: 31252
Caption: Twitter. Lemont Brown: Somehow got away from vampire. Lemont Brown: Maybe 'cause sun came up. Anyway, stumbled and fell off cliff. Lemont Brown: In free-fall. Can see city from here. Think I see my apartment. Lemont Brown: Will post again after I call ambulance. Buzzard just gave me funny look.
     
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