I suppose you're wondering why I've been avoiding you all week. Well … I just didn’t want to talk about what I knew you were gonna wanna talk about. Thug 4 Life. So … How's everything, Clyde? Fine, now that Miley Cyrus tongue back in her mouth. Never thought I'd see a gecko twerking on my TV. We'll try this again next week.
You look…gleeful. I'm about to prove the Theory of Supply-side Economics. See this here $600 tax rebate check the government just sent me? I've already created six jobs with it. Hiring illegal immigrants to patch your roof doesn't count. And I still have $578 left over.