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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-23 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-23 Pub. Date: 2019-05-23
Image Number: 177719
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. Mad in Montauk, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .Net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being do unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-27 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-27 Pub. Date: 2018-12-27
Image Number: 175587
Caption: Sometimes being a journalist is really frustrating, Clyde. Take this Facebook story … My sources told me they were letting companies like Netflix and Spotify read, write and delete people's private messages. I asked all three companies if it was true, and all three weaseled out of answering. It's just like when I ask friends if they're ready to repay the $2 I loaned them, and ... Clyde?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-30 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-30 Pub. Date: 2017-12-30
Image Number: 166538
Caption: Hi, momma. What? Oh, no thanks, I don't need a roommate. (Sigh) … No, I don't care how wise and kind his posts are on your Facebook newsfeed. You did what? You gave him my address and told him he could stay with me until Uzbekistan extradites him? (Sigh) ... No, that's not what extradite means. (Sigh) ... Momma, you're not supposed to meet your random Facebook friends in real life. It's a rule ... You did what?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-11 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-11 Pub. Date: 2017-06-11
Image Number: 158398
Caption: Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading you-stuff? I thought it was just for posting me-stuff. I'm sorry, man. I feel horrible. As you should ... Anyway, you still working as a roadie for Hootie and the Blowfish?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-30 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-30 Pub. Date: 2017-03-30
Image Number: 156200
Caption: I'm coming out with a new book, Clyde. It's called "I Have Over 1,000 Facebook Friends and Only 50 of Them Bought My Latest Book … I have 257,000 Twitter Followers, and Only 5,000 of Them Bought My Latest Book … and I Have One Allegedly Close Friend Sitting Right Next to Me and He's Never Bought Any of My Books." That's 'cause you titles be way too long, bruh. Colorblind Ed.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-22 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-22 Pub. Date: 2017-03-22
Image Number: 155915
Caption: What do you mean I didn't tell you I was moving to Canada? Of course I told you. Did not. I wrote a three-part article about it for my site. I posted it on Facebook. I tweeted it. I Instagrammed a photo of myself applying for a passport, wearing a "Canada's Always Been Great" shirt and sucking on a maple-leaf shaped lollipop. If you were really my best friend, you'd have told me personally. If you were really my best friend, you'd actually read the things I write.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-06 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-06 Pub. Date: 2017-03-06
Image Number: 155379
Caption: Mun - mun - munch mn. M. M. Will weed the total strangers out of your Facebook friends list, for food.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-29 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-29 Pub. Date: 2016-11-29
Image Number: 151551
Caption: I demand to know why you pulled me off the Trump account, Mr. Fitzhugh. Ok, here it is: We took you off the account because of several negative Facebook posts about Trump during the election. What're you talking about? I never posted anything political. Anything at all! No, but a Facebook friend of yours "liked" a negative post someone else made. We don't want to take any chances.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-17 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-17 Pub. Date: 2016-04-17
Image Number: 141571
Caption: I'm so happy, doc. I think I'm falling madly in love with an Israeli women I met in Turkey. Dr. Noodle. That's interesting. Just last month, you were still in love with Kelly. And the month before that, you were in love with Marie. And two months before that, it was Sharquisha. You're constantly falling in and out of love. Out? Who said anything about "out"? I still love every woman I've ever loved. With all my heart and soul. With the intensity of the big bang itself. You don't like seeing things end, do you? I've Facebook friended everyone I've ever met.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-29 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-29 Pub. Date: 2016-03-29
Image Number: 141134
Caption: You know what gets me about terrorists? The really frustrating part? It's that we all know them. What do you mean? You know how you come across someone online who has a completely wrong view of reality … but when you give him facts that prove him wrong, he just gets angry and condescending and treats you like you're subhuman trash. Terrorists are internet trolls come to life. You can't ever, ever get rid of internet trolls. I wish the world could just unfriend them.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-26 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-26 Pub. Date: 2015-11-26
Image Number: 135625
Caption: I was going to break up with this girl I've been Facebook-chatting with. Bussaba Benjakalyani, from Bangkok. She's really nice. I didn't want to just unfriend her, so I went to her Facebook page to chat. Come to find out, she's already unfriended me. Could you believe that? That violates one of the cardinal rules of dating-someone-you've-never-met-over-Facebook. Well now you gotta get her to re-friend you, jus' so you can unfriend her.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-05 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-05 Pub. Date: 2015-06-05
Image Number: 127779
Caption: I've been feeling kind of isolated lately. Dr. Noodle. It's like the more Facebook friends I get, the fewer real friends I have. I'm starting to feel like people who don’t really know me know me better than people who know me well. Does that make sense? Mind if I write a paper about you? Ph.D. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-24).
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-25 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-25 Pub. Date: 2015-02-25
Image Number: 123398
Caption: Jesus was right, Susan: "No prophet is accepted in how own hometown." When I posted a link to my latest novel on Facebook, over 400 of my Facebook friends bought it. But I've never met any of those people. I only know 12 of my Facebook friends in real life. And not a single one of them bought my book. That's only 'cause we get to know what's on your mind for free. I'm billing you $8.95 for this conversation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-23).
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-29 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-29 Pub. Date: 2013-12-29
Image Number: 105216
Caption: When I woke up this morning, I felt like a sumo wrestler was holding my whole body down. I posted about it on Facebook, and 17 "friends" "liked" it. The whole experience is making me doubt humanity. No, I know, Susan … You brought me soup and medicine. When if think of "humanity," I don't mean to include you in that. What on earth do you mean by that, Lemont? I'm sick, I don't have to know what I mean by anything. Excuse me, I have something to go "like" on Facebook.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-07 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-07 Pub. Date: 2013-08-07
Image Number: 100033
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … Go on. … And asked me to help you write a DATE-A-CHICK.COM profile that would hide your desperation? Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-14 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-14 Pub. Date: 2013-07-14
Image Number: 98738
Caption: I'm so tired of Facebook. Everyone's always posting about their lives. At first it was cool; you could find out about your friend's lives without having to even ask them. But after a while, the "I didn't ask them" part started to make it seem creepy. Am I the only one who remembers when friends used to actually greet each other before talking about themselves? When did "toe transplant went well" become the new "hi"? You're too young to be this crotchety.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-24 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-24 Pub. Date: 2013-05-24
Image Number: 97124
Caption: I've been feeling kind of isolated lately. Dr. Noodle. It's like the more Facebook friends I get, the fewer real friends I have. I'm starting to feel like people who don’t really know me know me better than people who know me well. Does that make sense? Mind if I write a paper about you? Ph.D.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-31 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-31 Pub. Date: 2013-01-31
Image Number: 93012
Caption: Will be your Facebook friend for food. (Published originally on 2010-09-23.)
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-23 Facebook friend 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-23 Pub. Date: 2013-01-23
Image Number: 92640
Caption: Jesus was right, Susan: "No prophet is accepted in how own hometown." When I posted a link to my latest novel on Facebook, over 400 of my Facebook friends bought it. But I've never met any of those people. I only know 12 of my Facebook friends in real life. And not a single one of them bought my book. That's only 'cause we get to know what's on your mind for free. I'm billing you $8.95 for this conversation.
     
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