Yawn the Hipster Christmas. I'll do it!! Don't tempt me!!! Yawn! Put down the straight razor!!! You don't want to do that! What makes you so sure? It took you three years of grad school to grow that Van Dyke … and another year to stop calling it a goatee.
Mike du Jour
Brian Williams Busboy. How's the chicken? It's good. It should be. It's fresh. I found it floating face down this morning. Check please! Committed suicide.