What qualifies you to run for health commissioner? Lack of experience. I'm not involved in the restaurant, nutritional or hospital industries. Therefore I won't be tempted to meddle like some liberal government obstructionist. My ignorance is the free market's gain! Suddenly, I feel euphoric and I don't know why.
It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.