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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-28 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-28 Pub. Date: 2019-03-28
Image Number: 176942
Caption: Your article about the electoral college was riddled with inaccuracies. You mean my humor column? The electoral college not a for-profit, fake real estate training program started by James and Ivanka Madison to defraud people out of their life savings. It was a joke. And Hollywood actors and rich CEOs did not bribe people to get their spoiled kids into the electoral college. It was a joke. (Sigh) People always get extra-literal when their worldview is challenged. We're talking about my view of the electoral college, not of the world.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-06 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-06 Pub. Date: 2019-01-06
Image Number: 175478
Caption: I'm thinking of buying an income property. That's 'cause I'm already paying one mortgage that I barely qualified for, so I didn't think I'd qualify for another. But YouTube videos told me I'm not supposed to get a new mortgage. I'm supposed to get a home equity line of credit, and use that heloc to pay cash for my investment property. A heloc is usually 80% of the equity a homeowner has in the home. And I have lots of equity. What's lots? 20% of what I bought it for. Wait ... didn't you buy your shack for $8,000? I can get a pretty sweet income property in Chernobyl for 80 percent of $8,000. But your heloc wouldn't be 80% of $8,000. It'd be 80% of 10% of $8,000. Yeah. I figured that out. That's why my realtor and I are scoping out underwater caves off the Siberian coast. That's why you wanted to borrow my scuba gear.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-28 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-28 Pub. Date: 2018-04-28
Image Number: 170824
Caption: I told you we should've held on to the cardboard box until the housing market picked back up. Need $ 4 shelter.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-18 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-18 Pub. Date: 2018-02-18
Image Number: 167988
Caption: When I was a youth, I dreamt of becoming a gangsta rapper who'd someday go legit and found a major record label and sell it for billions to Apple. Dr. Noodle. I never did it, though. I didn't know that career path was really possible. But then Dr. Dre came along and he did it. That's an awfully specific dream you had. And then there was my Russian dream. I always dreamt of striking out in real estate, then catching the eye of Russian mobsters and foreign banks who'd bail me out if I agreed to launder tons of loot for them ... and then maybe I'd run for high office so I could repay the bank by giving it a waiter exempting it from paying some huge fine, and maybe be able to use my office to repay the mafia somehow too. Y'know ... sometimes when we're jealous, we rewrite history and actually believe I thought of that first. Oh, no, I've been laundering money for year - wait, this whole thing is confidential, right?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-16 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-16 Pub. Date: 2017-04-16
Image Number: 156261
Caption: I read your article about the "Russian-y Hall" scandal. I have a question. Fire away, Susan. Why "Russian-y Hall"? Why not "Russiagate"? That's your question? Not "How did you find out all that info about Trump's staffers colluding with Russia?" Not "How did you get all those interviews with the Russians who bought hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of Trump real estate in Florida?" (Sigh) ... Fine ... The Trump scandals are more reminiscent of the 19th century Tammany Hall corruption than they are of Watergate. I explained all that in the first paragraph. I thought you said you read the article! Well, I sort of didn't go any further than the "Russian-y Hall or Russian-Pot Dome?" headline.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-18 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-18 Pub. Date: 2016-09-18
Image Number: 147977
Caption: Donald Trump is right: It's totally unfair and disgusting to point out that the KKK and other white nationalist groups support him. The fact that horrible bigots support him doesn't mean that Trump himself is a horrible bigot. There are plenty of non-hate-related reasons why they might be supporting him. Like what? Maybe they support him because he retweets them all the time. Everyone likes to be retweeted. How come in the '70s, his real estate company would tell blacks and Puerto Ricans no apartments were available but whites were shown available ones? Just 'cause he retweets bigots and hires bigots doesn't mean he's a bigot. Do you ever retweet stuff you don't agree with?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-31 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-31 Pub. Date: 2016-07-31
Image Number: 145874
Caption: Hello, Mr. Dogg. My hingoa is "Richie." I am calling from illustrious Tonga Tech Alumni Association. You achieved your degree at our online university. Got my doctorate, fool. Get it right. We would like for to extend to you the invitation to now pursue your double doctorate. For a low low price of only $150 U.S. dollars per day you can take your Tonga Tech educationals to the ultimate level in only six weeks. Whatchyall got in your extra-doctorate program, bruh? C-Dog time is valuable. I ain't got six weeks for you, not unless your curriculum is bangin'. We've got very many programs of some sort that will allow you to call yourself "Double Doctor." ... such as a doctorate in real estate management, taught by cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. Lemme think about it. "Double Doctor Dogg" got a ring to it.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-02 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-02 Pub. Date: 2016-07-02
Image Number: 145233
Caption: I own several properties, bruh. I got a booth in a recording studio I won in a game of dominoes, I got my apartment I won in a game of dice … I got 42 houses I bought in Flint, MI, for $28 … Whachoo think America would say 'bout me if I ran for president, held events at my own properties, an' then used people' campaign donations to pay myself $1 million in rent? They'd just say the same thing they say about Trump, that's it's perfectly legal. Thelma Jr. Bruh, have you met America?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-09 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-09 Pub. Date: 2016-04-09
Image Number: 141506
Caption: I told you we should've found a cardboard box before the housing market picked back up. Need $ 4 shelter. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-19).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-27 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-27 Pub. Date: 2016-03-27
Image Number: 140573
Caption: I got a cousin in Flint, Michigan, bruh. He say I could buy a house for $2. You wanna go in on this with me? Between us, we could buy like 500 houses. Yeah, there are lots of reasons for that, Clyde. For instance … haven't you been watching the news? A whole generation of children in Flint has been poisoned by lead in the water, and it may have caused a fatal disease outbreak. Yeh, but that only affect people that use water, bruh. I've been meaning to say, I think you drink WAY too much Pepsi. For a $2 house, I'll bathe in it, too.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-18 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-18 Pub. Date: 2015-08-18
Image Number: 131275
Caption: I don't see why you wanna buy a house, Big L. Because that's how families build wealth. I want to own something I could leave to my son that'll change his life. Yeh, but then you gotta sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life. I have more faith in my son than that, Clyde. Make sure you write a living will, is all I'm sayin'.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-03 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-03 Pub. Date: 2015-01-03
Image Number: 120836
Caption: Being all alone in the our part of the galaxy isn't so bad, Susan. Maybe we won't be able to visit intelligent aliens in my lifetime. But on the other hand ... That means we've got all this real estate to ourselves. We build all the timeshares we want on Gliese 832C without displacing even a single native Gliesian. Silver linings are as abundant as planets. A future free of colonial guilt is a pretty great thing.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-16 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-16 Pub. Date: 2014-05-16
Image Number: 111233
Caption: Momma never inherited anything; I'm not going to inherit anything … I want to leave my son something that'll completely change his life when he gets it. There that video of you trying to dance on "Soul Train" in the '90s. THAT'LL change his life. I meant like a HOUSE. There some things you just can't ever unsee.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-19 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-19 Pub. Date: 2014-04-19
Image Number: 110111
Caption: I told you we should've found a cardboard box before the housing market picked back up. NEED $ FOR SHELTER.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-17 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-17 Pub. Date: 2012-09-17
Image Number: 87544
Caption: Clyde, do you think about the legacy you'll leave behind after you die. Maybe. … But it's probably better to think about it before. What? What? (Originally published on 9/27/10).
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-09 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 66121
Caption: Dr. Noodle. I earn as much as my brother, and he just bought a house. So I tried to buy one too only to find out I can't, because I'm self-employed. And lenders now won't give a mortgage because all my legitimate business deductions make it look like my income is a lot smaller than it really is. So I have two choices. Give up my business and get a full-time job, or stop taking deductions and owe the IRS $20 grand. Hmmm ... I see. Or I can get a cosigner. Well, it appears our time is up. It's only been two minutes. Speaking of which, how's your credit score?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-03 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-03 Pub. Date: 2009-09-03
Image Number: 38000
Caption: I just wanna die. I wanna die. I wanna die. I wanna die! I can't stand knowing that she's with some other man who doesn't deserve her. Big L, you've got to … Have you made out a will? Yes. Am I in it? No. Big L, you've got to LIVE. You've gotta go on with your life!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-15 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-15 Pub. Date: 2009-02-15
Image Number: 29991
Caption: Here we have the nation's newspapers. The Fourth Estate. Traditional guardians of our sacred liberties. Bidding starts at $10 billion. Ten. We have $10 billion. $10 billion going once… $10 billion going twice… No, no! Wait… I meat ten dollars. I take it this isn't the "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" auction. Down the hall, Boosler Ballroom. Sold! For ten dollars to the gentlemen from Mexico. Do you accept pesos?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-12 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-12 Pub. Date: 2008-10-12
Image Number: 27225
Caption: Let's play house. You pretend the bank foreclosed on your home, and I'll challenge your right to vote 'cause you no longer have a local address.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-01 estate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-01 Pub. Date: 2008-09-01
Image Number: 26378
Caption: Realty Ville. I'm sorry, you won't be able to buy a house. What?! Why? Is it my credit score? My income? No, no… It's just that John McCain's already bought them all. Get it? 'Cause the McCains own a bunch of hou-- NOT A FAN OF THE POLITICAL HUMOR!!!
     
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