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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-22 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-22 Pub. Date: 2019-07-22
Image Number: 178669
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes was looking for you today, Lemont. Where were you? I was out sick. I had one of those 24-hour flus. But I saw you at homeroom, at recess, in science, at lunch, in english, during the fire drill … You weren't gone for 24 hours. You were only gone during math class. Einstein said time is relative.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-12 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-12 Pub. Date: 2018-07-12
Image Number: 172716
Caption: It the internment camp for refugees from the Canardville sinkhole. We're gonna be fine, Sadie. I got the word out. How, dimwit? I always carry a burner phone hidden don't-ask-where. I tweeted, Snap-chatted, Raftred, Plurked and Instagrammed. I see. SPEAK ENGLISH, DORK-BOY. I even kept it old-school adn dropped a pin to a journalist I know. What you care to see how I drop a pin?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-27 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-27 Pub. Date: 2017-09-27
Image Number: 163099
Caption: Guess what daddy heard on the radio today, son? I heard that an English settler named Clarence Hornswaggler stole the recipe for popcorn from Native Americans. It was an early example of cultural appropriation, and we don't encourage that sort of thing in this house. I thtill want popcorn fow dinnew. (Sigh), ok, let's try this: No popcorn for dinner because I said so.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-12 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-12 Pub. Date: 2017-09-12
Image Number: 162598
Caption: This is Nightly News with Martin Niemoller. First they came for the travelers from Muslim countries … then they came for the Latino criminals who were here illegally. Then they came for legal immigrants who don't know English. Then they came for the hard-working, decent, productive Latinos who were brought here illegally as kids and know no other country. That's too bad. Hey, I feel like a ham sandwich. Hey wait, you might want to hear the rest of this ...
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-28 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-28 Pub. Date: 2017-02-28
Image Number: 155067
Caption: "James Bond" can't be black. Why not? Black, white, so what? Was he ever black in the books? I don't think they ever even mentioned his ethnicity. All he has to be is smooth, charming, debonair and cunning. What's important is that he's English. And there of plenty of black men in England. There'd be a lot of bigots furious about this. Bonus. It would give me a reason to avoid the internet and have a life again. Dios mio.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-27 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-27 Pub. Date: 2017-02-27
Image Number: 155066
Caption: Seriously? They never gonna cast a brotha as the next James Bond. I don't see why not. All the actors have been different. Blond, brunette, blue-eyed, brown-eyed, Scottish, Irish, English, Australian … White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white be all I heard.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-09 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-09 Pub. Date: 2015-06-09
Image Number: 128068
Caption: Did you know that, with very few exceptions, police officers in Britain don't carry guns? That's not a myth? It's true. And most cops want to keep it that way to preserve the sense that they serve the people rather than the state. Cops in Britain think that the public not feeling oppressed protects them better than guns would. Everyone has health insurance ... almost no one gets shot ... they got rid of slavery 22 years before we did ... Maybe those guys are onto something.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-22 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-22 Pub. Date: 2015-03-22
Image Number: 124022
Caption: Great news, Clyde. What? You know how people always blame irresponsible, absentee black fathers for everything from crimes to low self-esteem to sagging jeans? Well, that's a myth. A Pew study shows that black fathers who don't live with their kids see them more than white or latino fathers in similar circumstances. yes, but black fathers be more than twice as likely not to live in the house, bruh. So it still average out to less involvement overall when you do the math. (Sigh) ... Math giveth and math taketh away. What an "eth"? What? What?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-27 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-27 Pub. Date: 2015-01-27
Image Number: 121962
Caption: "James Bond" can't be black. Why not? Black, white, so what? Was he ever black in the books? I don't think they ever even mentioned ethnicity. All he has to be is smooth, charming, debonair and cunning. What's important is that he's English. And there are plenty of black men in England. There'd be a lot of bigots furious about this. Bonus. It would give me a reason to avoid the internet and have a life again. Dios mio.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-26 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-26 Pub. Date: 2015-01-26
Image Number: 121961
Caption: Seriously they gonna cast a brotha as the next James Bond? They might cast Idris Elba. I don't see why not. All the actors have been different. Blond, brunette, blue-eyed, brown-eyed, Scottish, Irish, English, Australian … White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white be all I heard.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-20 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-20 Pub. Date: 2013-12-20
Image Number: 105214
Caption: Feudalbanc Massacard, this is Carol Ann, how may ah help yew, sugah? Oh, thank God, last time I was stuck talking to someone in Indonesia. Oh I know just what yew mean, like one tam, I was tryin' ta get ta Jacksonville an' I took the wrong plane. Fell asleep, an' when I woke up, wouldja believe I was lookin' at the Eiffel Tower? Well all I wanted in the whole world was to talk to a real live Amurican right about then. That brings to mind a funny story. Take about an hour ta tell it right. Could you transfer me to someone in Indonesia?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-19 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-19 Pub. Date: 2013-12-19
Image Number: 105213
Caption: Fuedalbank Massacard, Ryan Berbicara. How may I bantuan you? Uhm … huh? I'm sorry, I can't understand you. Can you transfer me to someone in America? What makes you berpikit I'm not in America. Nice weather we're mengalami, huh? Not a single cyclone today. Not falling for it.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-08 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-08 Pub. Date: 2013-12-08
Image Number: 104376
Caption: "Stupid arguments" are the most important. But a parking spot? Dr. Noodle. Yes. She yelled at me for two hours! She felt belittled. If a parking spot is within ten feet of a hydrant, it's not a spot! It's a ticket-trap! She doesn’t understand these things! I parked right across the street, where I was more comfortable. What's wrong with that?! When you told her "that's not a spot," she heard "you're a woman, you don't know what you're talking about. Well tell her to use the English-to-English dictionary, not the English-to-history-of-gender-inequality dictionary.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-14 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-14 Pub. Date: 2013-08-14
Image Number: 100291
Caption: Breaking news: The Boston Globe has been sold for $70 million. In more breaking news, The Washington Post has just been sold for $250 million. These sale prices are nowhere near the $1.1 billion a paper like the Globe pulled in just two decades ago. Why is that, Chuck? Well for one thing, "Breaking news" is reported much faster online than in print. Breaking news: a future king has just been born in Britain!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-02 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-02 Pub. Date: 2012-11-02
Image Number: 89251
Caption: You've reached Maricopa County, Arizona. For tourist information, press "one." To ask why we keep sending "remember to vote" flyers that list the correct election date in English, but the incorrect date in Spanish … … Press "two." (Two.) Be sure to visit the Hole-In-The-Rock, at Papago Park. It's the biggest hole in a rock this side of the Mississippi!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-10 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-10 Pub. Date: 2012-08-10
Image Number: 85363
Caption: … So can I store the cache at your place till the heat dies down? Pardon me. I couldn’t help but overhear. Actually, "cache" does not end with an accent syllable. It's pronounced "cash," not "cash-ay." Minding your own business isn't your forte. "For-tay" is more of a gray area.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-27 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-27 Pub. Date: 2011-11-27
Image Number: 72871
Caption: "Stupid arguments" are the most important. But a parking spot? Yes. She yelled at me for two hours! She felt belittled. If a parking spot is within ten feet of a hydrant, it's not a spot. It's a ticket-trap! She doesn’t understand these things. I parked right across the street, where I was more comfortable. What's wrong with that?! When you told her "that's not a spot." she heard "You're a woman, you don't know what you're talking about." Well tell her to use the English-to-English dictionary, not the English-to-history-of-gender-inequality dictionary.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-16 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-16 Pub. Date: 2011-01-16
Image Number: 56143
Caption: Dear "Sir" … I am very offended by an "article" you "wrote" months ago, "mocking" people who express "derision" by putting quotation marks where they don't "belong". Who are YOU to "judge" where we "can" and "can't" put quotation marks? What makes your way of "expressing" yourself any more "correct" than my way". And don't cop out and "say" something lame like "the rules of the English language." That's the last time I check my -email. I await your pathetic "response." "Sincerely," Earl W.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-29 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-29 Pub. Date: 2009-10-29
Image Number: 40267
Caption: Nobody's answering. That was my last coin. What should I do? What do you feel you sh- Never mind. Hi. My annoying shrink and I would like to buy a phone card to call the U.S.A. How much? No hablo Ingles. I took a year of Spanish in high school. Allow me. No, I DON'T think it's easy to confuse "how much" with "I'm a wealthy American, please kidnap me."
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-21 English 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-21 Pub. Date: 2009-06-21
Image Number: 35250
Caption: SCHWEINEHUND! THIS IS AMERICA! INSULT PEOPLE IN ENGLISH! ...Am I wrong?
     
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