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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-09 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-09 Pub. Date: 2019-02-09
Image Number: 176175
Caption: What's that? It's my second published book. It's call The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends all His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet. It's just a bunch of empty pated. I know. Very meta, right?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-25 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-25 Pub. Date: 2018-12-25
Image Number: 175585
Caption: My little boy was so happy when he woke up and saw all those gift-wrapped boxes with his name on them under the tree. Totally unrelated topic: Did you know that a lot of well-known concepts are lies? Like an apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's a lie ... and that thing about little kids not even caring if there's a toy ... and just being happy to play with empty boxes. That's a lie too. Dios mio, Lemont.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-25 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-25 Pub. Date: 2018-07-25
Image Number: 173089
Caption: This just in: Air Force One is missing. It was last seen flying in the general direction of Russian. Click … Despite the empty Big Mac boxes suddenly piling up in his trash can in Moscow, Edward Snowden denies he's got a new roommate. Click. In Moscow, there's been a sudden increase in reported incidents of grabbing. Click. Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the Millionaire ... Mun mun mun -
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-04 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-04 Pub. Date: 2018-07-04
Image Number: 172689
Caption: "What, to the American slave, is your fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless." - Frederick Douglass. "Where's my beer?" John Q. Public.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-04 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-04 Pub. Date: 2017-11-04
Image Number: 164420
Caption: You know how China built all those huge mega-cities, expecting people to flock to them, but they're still mostly empty? It's kind of ruined one of my all-time favorite movies: "Field of Dreams." Apparently if you build it, they don't come. I posted an article about that on my site, but nobody's read it ... That's more proof. Dios mio.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-25 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-25 Pub. Date: 2016-02-25
Image Number: 139563
Caption: Don’t tell nobody, but … I been feelin' empty inside. Went to see a doctor 'bout it. He say I ain't sick or nothin'. He say I'm just LONELY. How could C-Dog be lonely? C-Dog know e'rebody on the block. Yeah, but does anyone really know YOU? All you ever share with other people is a whole lot of sarcasm. The operative part of "sarcasm" is "chasm." You must be Doctor Phil, cause Oprah have more hair. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-06).
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-23 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139561
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-04).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-03 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-03 Pub. Date: 2015-05-03
Image Number: 125860
Caption: Dear idiot … I am offended by your article from last week where you made fun of those who say we never actually went to the moon. It's tools like you who make it easy for NASA to go on lying to the world and covering up the truth. Maybe if you did a little more research on YouTube, you'd be able to open your eyes to the fact that the moon doesn't actually exist. Worlds the size of Earth shouldn't have satellites at all, let alone one bigger than Pluto. Some people should never wander away from YouTube's "cute kitten" area. There's evidence it's a giant, empty, ancient spaceship that ran out of fuel long ago.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-02 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-02 Pub. Date: 2015-01-02
Image Number: 120835
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Some astronomer just updated the Drake Equation with new data. Interstellar. Turns out there are millions, maybe even billions, of earthlike planets in our galaxy. The Milky Way's probably teeming with life! But not anywhere near us. The rest of the galaxy is jumping! But we're off in the corner, all by ourselves, in the one part of the galaxy that's empty. It's high school all over again. Interstellar.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-28 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-28 Pub. Date: 2014-09-28
Image Number: 116324
Caption: I'm through with looking for a woman to date. That's drastic. Dr. Noodle. Not really. I've realized I've always had a void, deep in my soul. PhD. I've always felt alone, unloved, unneeded … As if there were no one expecting me to be a great man. When I was a kid, I filled that void with comics. Then later, with a woman's love. But you've realized the void is just too deep for anyone to fill? There is no woman alive who can love me so completely ... that I'll finally feel like I'm an important part of the world and I have a purpose. You're thinking of seeking God's love? I'm thinking of dating two women.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-06 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-06 Pub. Date: 2014-02-06
Image Number: 106775
Caption: Don’t tell nobody, but … I been feelin' empty inside. Went to see a doctor 'bout it. He say I ain't sick or nothin'. He say I'm just LONELY. How could C-Dog be lonely? C-Dog know e'rebody on the block. Yeah, but does anyone really know YOU? All you ever share with other people is a whole lot of sarcasm. The operative part of "sarcasm" is "chasm." You must be Doctor Phil, cause Oprah have more hair.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-02-04 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-02-04 Pub. Date: 2014-02-04
Image Number: 106773
Caption: What are your symptoms, Mr. Dogg? Emptiness, hollowness … Lack of appetite … Loss of interest in stuff I used to like … … An jus' today I felt somethin' I ain't never felt before. I actually … well … this is completely confidential, right? Yes. I … I actually cared what someone thought of me. We'll run some tests.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-16 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-16 Pub. Date: 2012-03-16
Image Number: 77316
Caption: No more stories, buddy. I'm tired. My story tank is empty. Thtowy tank? Our story tanks get filled by dreams when we sleep. If I don’t get to sleep, I won't be able to fill my tank and won't have any stories to tell you tomorrow. Oh. That thoundth like a bunch of @*$% to me. What?! Thee? You don't theem tiwed.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-28 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-28 Pub. Date: 2011-06-28
Image Number: 62672
Caption: State yur name. Doctor Sigmund Mesmer Noodle. Do you solemnly swear an oath to tell the truth, so help you God? No. If I were going to lie, then I would be a liar. And if I were a liar, then my oath would be worthless. The real reason courts don't have therapists testify. Have you always sought empty promises from the people in your life, Judge?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-05 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-05 Pub. Date: 2011-01-05
Image Number: 55833
Caption: My New Year's resolution is to win custody of my son from his wicked mother … … who's filthy rich and able to hire a lawyer that'll litigate circles around mine, draining me of money, time and hope … … leaving me an empty, withered husk of despair. I also resolve to be an optimist. You're off to a good start.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-20 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-20 Pub. Date: 2010-08-20
Image Number: 50980
Caption: You're a lawyer. So? I'm a soulless and powerful vampire about to drain you of all your blood till you're nothing but an empty, withered husk. I was about to make some sort of lawyer joke, but that would be beneath me.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-24 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-24 Pub. Date: 2009-12-24
Image Number: 42235
Caption: Lemont investigates the thousands of murders in Juarez. Lemont Brown, may I introduce you to the infamous La Llorona. La Llorona has haunted this town for hundreds of years, tirelessly stealing the souls of little children. Those empty, soulless kids grow up to become savage killers for the drug cartels. La Llorona, may I introduce you to Lemont Brown. Lemont works for the media. Always nice to meet a colleague. Everyone's a satirist.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-23 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-23 Pub. Date: 2009-12-23
Image Number: 42234
Caption: "If you buy me a couple tacos, I'll tell you the real story, not the bogus 'Drug War' cover story. After that. "That's the true reason for all the killings." Before that. "La Lloraona, El Chupacabra and Bigfoot have invaded Juarez. They're stealing men's souls and turning the now-empty husks into vicious killers." There. THAT'S why I want my taco back. They're foot-soldiers for an ancient ... Pass the salt.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-25 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-25 Pub. Date: 2009-10-25
Image Number: 39862
Caption: It's blank. Look again. See? See what? Too many people let the media do their thinking for them. We tell them when to be outrage, who to trust, what to care about. What to laugh or cry about. It never ends. … Until now. I'm not following. Nature abhors a vacuum. When readers see this empty space where my article should be, they'll fill it with their own opinions, beliefs and conclusions. Eh? ... Eh? You've been trying that one since kindergarten. Stupid deadlines.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-04 empty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-04 Pub. Date: 2009-09-04
Image Number: 38001
Caption: I ain't never told nobody this, Big L, but … one time … I wanted to kill myself too. (Sniffle) you did? Yeh, an' it was over a woman. She was e'rething to me. When she left, it was like my world got ripped away from me. I was empty. I didn't know who I was no more. But you know what kept me going? Grand larceny? YEAH! See you gotta just remember what you good at, an' do it!
     
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