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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-09-20 |
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2018-09-20 |
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174109 |
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It's well a month before November and your uncle's already overdosed on pre-election tv coverage. Earlier than usual. We've got to cut his use. How? I've taken the liberty of messing with his television signal. I've switched up his channels. Help! You're not Keith Olbermann! Next: Iron Chef bakes with only rodent ears.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-10-01 |
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2017-10-01 |
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162744 |
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Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband forgot my birthday. There was no cake, no trip, no party, no nice little gift, no card, no "happy birthday" whispered in my ear … NOTHING. How do I let him know how deeply that hurt me? - Hurt in Harford. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time I hunted down a wild boar in the Serengeti in 1951. Decades earlier, when I was but a young lass, nobody remembered my birthday, or so I thought. that night, dear old Grandmother Cohen surprised me with a loaf of bread topped with a flaming licorice stick. Just as I blew out the licorice, it happened: A young wild boar came out of nowhere, darted across our shack, grabbed my loaf in its slobbery may and escaped into the dark, stormy night. I tracked that boar for twenty years across seven continents before I finally caught him. Speaking of which, it's time for my daily ham sandwich. Anyway, what were we talking about? Ask Sadie, baby!
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-06-09 |
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2017-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
158835 |
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What are those things? What things? Oh, they look like Tomahawk missiles. What?! Are they going to us, or from us?! Oh, from us, definitely. Oh, cool, then, bored now, can I have ear phones.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-09-11 |
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2016-09-11 |
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147507 |
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Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease … to cure cardiac disease caused by a formerly fatal genetic disorder … to cure all forms of cancer with no side effects ... and to totally reverse the aging process ... in mice. Oh COME ON!!! When will all this be applicable to humans, Chuck? We asked a scientist, but he just glanced at a tiny hole in the wall and said "Shhh ... there are ears everywhere." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-06-19 |
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2016-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
144040 |
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Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten fleeting moments of me-time, which I choose to spend buying expensive coffee in a run-down cafe, like I used to do when I was young and single and had all the time in the world. Mom wants to know when you'll be back. Tell the short person I can't hear it for another 5 minutes and 48 seconds! Sometimes I'm glad I can't even get a date. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-03-14 |
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2016-03-14 |
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140521 |
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I've observed you for the last 15 years. Would you like to know what I've concluded? Sure. You're aging badly. Your hairline has receded by nearly 0.27 inches. Your lateral incisors and cuspids have grown inwardly crooked by 0.3 degrees … You've cultivated a bountiful crop of ear hairs, and your average pore size has increased from 50 microns to 54. It's been a great comfort to me to see that your haggardization is proceeding apace. I don't think I'll ever say "sure" again in life. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-08-22 |
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2015-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
131355 |
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Everything ok? Can I get you anything, Sadie? That's very nice of you to ask. That's not the inattentive service I've come to expect from you. What's your angle? What are you trying to pull?! It's only fair I warn you that I believe wholeheartedly in the "eye, nose, ears and mouth for an eye" doctrine. So tread lightly, nemesis. Can I get you a refill, Sadie? I will bury you. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-05-28 |
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2015-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
127572 |
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I can't believe you got one of those ear gouges. "Gauges." They're all the rage. I'm keeping it. Don't judge me just because you're behind the times. People have been doing it all over the world for thousands of years. It's nothing new. It's not? Ogawd! What have I done?! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-12-24 |
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2014-12-24 |
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120665 |
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You shoved a candy cane in my ear!! Ingrate. It's customary to thank someone when she gives you a Christmas gift. In my day, people would actually mail a handwritten letter to express their gratitude. But you young losers don't respect people enough to take time to do that. My ear!!! No, it's true. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-09-20 |
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2014-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
116553 |
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YOU SHOVED HAGGIS IN MY EAR! WHO DOES THAT?! I couldn’t make it to Scotland. Scotland is trying to gain its independence from England after hundreds of years of being part of "Great Britain." But I can't make it over there. For the first time in history, a Cohen will not be personally present to heckle a major development. IT BURNS!!! Now take a selfsie and twit it with the hashtag "NOT-SO-GREAT-BRITAIN." |
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-08-10 |
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2014-08-10 |
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114177 |
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GREAT NEWS! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to CURE inherited liver disease … … To cure cardiac disease caused by a formerly fatal genetic disorder … … to cure all forms of cancer with no side effects ... ... and to totally REVERSE THE AGING PROCESS ... ... in mice. OH COME ON!!! When will all this be applicable to humans, Chuck? We asked a scientist, but he just glanced at a tiny hole in the wall and said ... "Shhh ... there are ears everywhere." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-08-03 |
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2014-08-03 |
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113807 |
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Hot chocolate, straight. … Make it a double. Uh-oh. Something wrong, young man? I'm all ears. It's my parents. What about them? They told me I'm going to have a little brother. You're not happy about that? I'm not happy that they didn’t ask me first. As a bored member of this family, I expect to be consulted on all executive decisions. Wait ... what? Yeah. It's my right. I heard that bored members are supposed to be consulted. We're also supposed to get compensation packages, private jets and weekends in Vegas. Probably to make up for us being bored in the first place. I'm not sure either of us knows what you're talking about, kid. |
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