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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-02 |
Image Number: |
180758 |
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Vegan Burgers. We're expanding output, but you created confusion by telling customers that we're "beefing up" production. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-27 |
Image Number: |
179610 |
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MD. Let's just say that I've been coloring outside the dietary guidelines. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2019-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-14 |
Image Number: |
178509 |
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When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2019-06-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-18 |
Image Number: |
177999 |
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Lost & Found. That's the story of my dieting attempts in a nutshell. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2019-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-02 |
Image Number: |
175720 |
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When your trainer said stretching is a key component of your new fitness program, she wasn't talking about your stomach! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-17 |
Image Number: |
175520 |
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Burgers and fries? It's the South Bench diet. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-15 |
Image Number: |
175373 |
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Menu. Breakfast Specials. I could have eggs or cereal for breakfast. I'm flex-fueled. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-25 |
Image Number: |
175139 |
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Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-01 |
Image Number: |
174797 |
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Hello, sir, we're the post-Halloween, leftover candy, concerned citizens patrol. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-12 |
Image Number: |
173628 |
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He's been working out and eating right. His waistline is trim and he's strengthened his core. He has a right to be proud of himself. But I'm not going to do what he wants and start calling him the "Abdominal Snowman." (Published originally on November 17, 2013). |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-27 |
Image Number: |
172560 |
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How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Image Number: |
169670 |
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How can they bait this with fat-free cheese and call it a "humane trap"? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-27 |
Image Number: |
168896 |
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SHOCKING!! I'm on a digital diet, cutting down my hours on social media. That's a conspiracy theory site. Your digital diet should eliminate those empty, junk food calories. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2018-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-26 |
Image Number: |
167834 |
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Really? Your friend is an Elvis impersonator. Yes, but just the overeating part. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-06 |
Image Number: |
166757 |
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Zombie Fad Diets. Are you sure fish is brain food! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-22 |
Image Number: |
164585 |
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Ernie's on a high-protein diet and craving foods he can't have. They're creeping into everything he says. Whatcha watching, Ernie? I'm trying to decide between "Game of Scones" and that zombie show, "The Walking Bread." Later I might watch some "Dancing with the Starch." Ernie, leave room for that political drama you enjoy so much. Oh yeah, I love binging on "House of Carbs"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2017-01-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-24 |
Image Number: |
154455 |
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Gym. A fitter you in 2017. Biting off more than I can chew isn't the problem --- It's biting off more than I can work off. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-01 |
Image Number: |
150677 |
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Bakery. Any weight I lose can easily find me again by following the trail of crumbs. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2016-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-18 |
Image Number: |
149587 |
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Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't. (Published originally on September 22, 2011.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2016-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-01 |
Image Number: |
145175 |
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M.D. If you really want to lose weight, you should switch back to the hook. |
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