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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-10 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-10 Pub. Date: 2012-03-10
Image Number: 39257
Caption: Twitter. Saw commercial with some mom whining about tax on soda & juice drinks. Get your fat kids some water & you won't have to worry about it. Tap tap tap tap tap. (Originally published in 2009).
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-27 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-27 Pub. Date: 2011-04-27
Image Number: 60245
Caption: It's all coming back to me, Doc. I was reporting on the Mexican drug cartels … then it all went wrong. I got kidnapped. I ignored warnings. I made a mistake. AND THE WORLD ENDED. Lemont? We're still here. If the world ended, how can that be? How can the sky glow after the sun as already set? How can smoke rise after the candle has already gone out? Yes, yes ... how can my tongue still taste all aluminum-y long after I finish the diet cola ... Leave the poetry to your patients.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-19 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-19 Pub. Date: 2011-03-19
Image Number: 58581
Caption: The Galapagos woodpecker uses sticks to help it obtain food. Would you call that "unnatural"? Of course not! The woodpecker is an animal. It's "natural," so anything it does is also natural. Man is also an animal. Mankind is "natural" too. So everything we do, from using sticks, to creating so-called "artificial" sugar, is also natural. You are so not giving up diet cola. Would you ask a woodpecker to give up his stick?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-18 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-18 Pub. Date: 2011-03-18
Image Number: 58580
Caption: Susan, I'm giving up diet cola. If the great author in the sky wanted us to drink diet cola, the rivers would be brown and it would rain aspartame. I mean it would be like that naturally. Oh. Ok, I was gonna say …
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-17 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-17 Pub. Date: 2011-03-17
Image Number: 58579
Caption: Sir … did you say your wife is dying? We should have seen it coming. Elizabeth drank nothing but diet cola for years. She was addicted. She drank a six-pack of that aspartame-laden concoction every day. Which led to some metabolic disorder, or to a stroke? Which led to her driving into the lake while trying to open a can.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-20 diet soda 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-20 Pub. Date: 2006-11-20
Image Number: 15320
Caption: So Jay-Z's on this big humanitarian tour 'round the world to promote the need for drinking water in third world countries. But meanwhile, he signed a fat deal with Budweiser to pimp beer here in America. Somethin' about that bugs me. Yeah. I mean, what the @#$% is "water"? Dunno, Dawg. Gimme another Pepsi.
     
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