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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-21 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-21 Pub. Date: 2019-09-21
Image Number: 179503
Caption: You don't need a woman, Big L. You smart. You work hard. You honest. You a good man. You can raise your son on your own. That's not why I'm desperately looking for a woman! Maybe not honest.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-30 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-30 Pub. Date: 2017-10-30
Image Number: 164415
Caption: North Korea sent a desperate letter to the western world last week. They urged the west to rein in Trump. They seemed to feel like they're backed into a corner, they're hurt, and they're about to be attacked. And you know what they say about backing a wounded animal into a corner. They say "corner that punk. Show it who boss." They say "don't do it."
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-09 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-09 Pub. Date: 2017-10-09
Image Number: 163628
Caption: I was part of the press pool covering the president's visit to Puerto Rico. I covered the whole thing. The part where he gave his own response an A+ … the part where he threw supplies as if they were prizes at desperate survivors … the part where he told Puerto Ricans they were costing us a lot of money ... the part where he said it wasn't a "real" catastrophe like Hurricane Katrina ... the part where he said that finger the crowd used must be the Puerto Rican equivalent of a "thumbs-up" ... How come the article you wrote about it was called "Nailed It."?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-29 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-29 Pub. Date: 2017-07-29
Image Number: 160762
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast Cable's reconnection department. To answer your question, yes, we can reconnect the tv service you canceled for an additional $85/month. What are you talking about? I didn't ask you any questions. And you called me. Yes, we can be there tomorrow between 8-5. You people are getting desperate. Do not lean on door.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-29 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-29 Pub. Date: 2015-11-29
Image Number: 135319
Caption: Wells Fraggo fraud department, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Ok, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card numbers and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling ... Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I mean how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through?! We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-16 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-16 Pub. Date: 2015-09-16
Image Number: 132516
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … go on … and asked me to help you write a date-a-chick.com profile that would hide your desperation. Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-06 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-06 Pub. Date: 2015-09-06
Image Number: 131719
Caption: I want two things from our next president. First, I want him to be America's greatest cheerleader. I want him to constantly say that America is "exceptional." I don't want him focusing on "police brutality" and all the other things that make us look bad. I want him to make sure the whole world knows that the USA is the best place to live that there's ever been, in the whole history of mankind. What's the second thing you want? I want him to do something about all the foreigners who're so desperate to come live here that they can't wait a few measly decades to do it legally. Exoneration Nation. But ... I thought you wanted him to make America seem like it's the only place worth living. Not in an invitationy way ... more as a "nanny-nanny-na-na."
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-21 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-21 Pub. Date: 2015-04-21
Image Number: 125855
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast Cable's re-connection department. To answer your question, yes, we can reconnect the tv service you canceled, for an additional $85/month. What are you talking about? I didn't ask you any questions, and you called me. Yes, we CAN be there tomorrow between 8-5. You people are getting desperate. Do not lean on door.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-06 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117062
Caption: If we could live forever, I think that would put an end to violence. Really? Yeah. Most violence is just a symptom of out short time-horizon. We only have a few decades to live, so we're all desperate to get what we can while we can. Did you know some turtles are practically immortal? Turtles? When's the last time you saw a turtle launch a cruise missile at anyone. Dios mio. And turtle drive-by's are almost unheard of.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-17 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-17 Pub. Date: 2014-06-17
Image Number: 112730
Caption: Stuff you don't want to hear about. Feigned interest. Stuff you don't want to hear about. Stuff you don't want to hear about. I just remembered … I left my dog on the ledge of a skyscraper, and if I don't leave right now it may plummet to its death … or some other desperate excuse to leave. 8. I can't take a hint. Say, here's more stuff you don't want to hear about. (This cartoon was originally published on 5/8/2012).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-24 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-24 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 103804
Caption: Wells Fraggo Fraud Department. Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at Zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Okay, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card number and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling .. Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I meant how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through? We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-07 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-07 Pub. Date: 2013-08-07
Image Number: 100033
Caption: Remember last night, when you sent me a Facebook message? Go on. Remember how you told me you're desperate for a date … Go on. … And asked me to help you write a DATE-A-CHICK.COM profile that would hide your desperation? Go on. Remember how easy it is to post something publicly on a person's wall, when you meant to send a private message? Stop.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-09 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-09 Pub. Date: 2013-02-09
Image Number: 93053
Caption: Congratulations! You qualify for a low-interest* debt consolidation loan from Loew N. Shark & Associates. Instead of paying ten different high-interest creditors, sign up for one huge, low-interest loan with us! *Since you're so desperate that you actually need our service, you won't qualify for out low interest rate and will instead pay more than you're already paying. Sign here to make things even worse. Lemont Brown.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-26 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-26 Pub. Date: 2012-06-26
Image Number: 82889
Caption: Meanwhile, across town … "Dear congregant: When I spoke out in favor of equal marriage rights for gays last month … half of you quit the church. We want you back. If you renew your membership now, you'll receive a set of nunchucks and a gift certificate to Denny's." Perfect. "Call in the next fifteen minutes, and receive divine forgiveness at half off." No, that part just sounds desperate.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-08 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-08 Pub. Date: 2012-05-08
Image Number: 80532
Caption: Stuff you don't want to hear about. Feigned interest. Stuff you don't want to hear about. Stuff you don't want to hear about. I just remembered … I left my dog on the ledge of a skyscraper, and if I don't leave right now it may plummet to its death … or some other desperate excuse to leave. 8. I can't take a hint. Say, here's more stuff you don't want to hear about.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-06 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-06 Pub. Date: 2008-12-06
Image Number: 28422
Caption: Personal. Lonely newspaper seeks readers. The Candorville Chronicle. Readers who'd rather get news right than get it fast. Must be into ink smudges and taking me into bathrooms with you. Time to find another line of work. I love getting coffee-stained.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-05 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-05 Pub. Date: 2008-07-05
Image Number: 24666
Caption: I don't think your advice is working, dude. My girlfriend's still getting bored with me. Did you act like a "bad boy"? Chicks are into that. Yeah. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice. 50 cents. Did you treat her like spit so she'd be desperate to get back on your good side? Yeah. Did you cheat on her with her sister? Not really. Tsk. Look, the C-Dog can only help those who help theyselves.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-02 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-02 Pub. Date: 2008-02-02
Image Number: 21417
Caption: In other news, after coming in 15th in the Candorville primary… …the Giuliani Campaign has boldly changed its strategy. They've buried a time capsule with a note, asking patriots in the year 9008 to go back in time and tell them to actually campaign in the early states. When asked whether this is a mark of desperation, the campaign replied... "You have reached a number that has been disconnected for lack of payment." Wolf, that could mean a few things...
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-04 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-04 Pub. Date: 2007-11-04
Image Number: 19304
Caption: License and registration, sir. Yeah, yeah. I heard you. But just lemme say this one thing… Some people do play the race card. Sometimes when people are guilty they get desperate and don't know what else to do. But there really are times when the police pull over innocent people unfairly. There are times when it really is racism. Know what I mean, officer? I said license and registration, NOW. OK, lemme put this another way...
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-09 desperate 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-13 Pub. Date: 2005-10-09
Image Number: 11929
Caption: Meanwhile in an alternative universe where the response to the New Orleans flood was competent … Tuesday, August 30, 2005. Rather than playing golf today, the president sent the National Guard to new Orleans to join rescue efforts which -- instead of being haphazard -- were the result of years of careful planning by local officials. Tuesday evening ... Congress has granted the president emergency powers. The president has ordered police departments across the nation to contribute helicopters and pilots for food drops and to rescue citizens from rooftops. Thousands of national guardsmen have begun arriving in New Orleans. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. The sky is filled with helicopters. The president has ordered Greyhound to send all area buses to New Orleans and calls on truck owners in the region to volunteer evacuate the desperate citizens. Instead of condemning people for taking what they need to survive, the White House has ordered National Guard troops to crack down only on those looting non-essentials. Instead of blaming the victims. the head of FEMA has noted that the poor didn't have the resources to evacuate the city. Thursday September 1, 2005. New Orleans has been devastated, but quick action by authorities gave people enough hope that few resorted to violence. It could have been much worse. And instead of spending thousands of dollars on shoes in New York, Condoleezza Rice is doing her job.
     
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