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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-14 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-14 Pub. Date: 2019-08-14
Image Number: 178996
Caption: I heard the boss switched out health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn’t cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers, Viagra, Cialis, vasectomies … anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-04 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-04 Pub. Date: 2019-07-04
Image Number: 178393
Caption: I finished reading the rough draft of your memoir, Lemont. Cool. The problem was, I realized that all my stories involved other people, who might not want me to write about them. So I wrote a mathematical formula to determine whether the juiciness of the story was greater than my desire to keep that person's friendship. Pretty lame excuse for not even mentioning me once in your memoir, best friend. No, it's a compliment, really.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-31 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-31 Pub. Date: 2019-01-31
Image Number: 176034
Caption: Dick Fink is such a jerk. He suggested I pitch Aristotle as a celebrity spokesman to Smarty-Smart Genius Brain Academy. Aristotle was wrong so often. If I'd taken Dick Rink's advice, I'd have looked like an ignoramus. Which I'm sure was Dick Fink's plan. So I pitched it my way. They loved it. it went viral. It's a really funny ad campaign about how the desire to correct Aristotle's goofy ideas was the foundation of modern science. Kind of like how your desire to sabotage Dick Fink's sabotage is the foundation of your best ad campaigns.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-28 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-28 Pub. Date: 2014-03-28
Image Number: 109226
Caption: I don’t want to talk about Russia. That's not what we are. "What we are"? We're heat. We're passion. We're scandal. You can't mix that with talk of geopolitics. What if we end up agreeing? Our whole "fire and ice' dynamic would go up in smoke. Yeah … I guess I agree. ... Aaand I've lost interest.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-22 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-22 Pub. Date: 2012-12-22
Image Number: 91104
Caption: Desire is the root of all evil, Susan. Human's desire money, land, love and resources. And we don't care who we have to hurt or kill to get it. There's only one solution, Susan. One way to stop the evil. Desire kindness? Too late. I've decided not to desire anything.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-20 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-20 Pub. Date: 2012-12-20
Image Number: 91102
Caption: Mesoamerica, 3114 B.C. Good news, Lemont! I published the warning you gave me … … About how you freed the demon Desire from a prison and it went back in time to corrupt mankind and slowly destroy the world. Nobody believed it. Everyone thinks it's pure fiction. How's that "good news"? It's the best-selling fiction tablet since "The Davincisn Code." I'm RICH!!!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-19 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-19 Pub. Date: 2012-12-19
Image Number: 91101
Caption: I'm a journalist. I was doing my job. I learned the source of all evil was imprisoned in the Pyramid of the Sun in Mexico. Naturally, I wanted to interview it. Naturally. I am desire incarnate. You have freed me, I will now travel back in time to the dawn of man and corrupt you all. Can I quote you on that?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-21 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-21 Pub. Date: 2012-03-21
Image Number: 77680
Caption: I heard the boss switched our health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover lady pills. That's right, Dick. It doesn't cover birth-control pills, IUDs or anything. Not true, Ms. Garcia. It still covers Viagra. Cialis, vasectomies … anything a man desires. Are you gloating? Shake shake sh - Viagra. I wish I could chat, but I have a vasectomy at 2, followed by a vasectomy reversal at 4, and a vasectomy reversal-reversal at 6.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-13 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-13 Pub. Date: 2011-10-13
Image Number: 66568
Caption: What are you going to do now? I don’t know. What do you want to do? I have no desires. None. That's because I'm here. If I were not here, you wouldn’t need to know what I'm going to do in order to decide what you're going to do. You would recognize your own desires. They would be paramount. You would act on them. Pretend I'm not here. I want to go ice skating. That's stupid, I don't want to do that.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-24 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-24 Pub. Date: 2011-01-24
Image Number: 56619
Caption: I think dreams are about wish fulfillment. Even the negative ones. We either wish things WOULD happen, or we wish they WOULDN'T happen. Our dreams tell us everything we want to know about our fears, our desires, our wishes. I dreamt that instead of running out of the clock so you can bill me more, you actually let me talk about the dream I had last night. We're out of time. Would you like to schedule another session to discuss that?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-29 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-29 Pub. Date: 2009-08-29
Image Number: 37760
Caption: Don't worry, baby. When the girls are older they're gonna look for a nice, kind, respectful man. So you just be who you are, baby, and someday. Pardon me. I just want to tell you that this memory is complete bull. Women don't ever outgrow their desire for the "bad boy." They suppress it. The trick is finding one who's so good at suppressing what she really wants that she'll be willing to settle for your boring behind. MOMMA! Have a good day.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-17 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-17 Pub. Date: 2009-03-17
Image Number: 30974
Caption: "Technology finally caught up to the vampire Roxanne's dream. She had a baby, and the prophecy came true. "She became invulnerable. She walked in the sun. She knew the taste of garlic twisty bread. "…But she'd never read the WHOLE prophecy. "If a single drop of blood from any animal, living or dead, touched her lips, she would lose it all again, forever. And her APR would shoot up to 29.99%. Fine print's always a killer.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-15 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-15 Pub. Date: 2008-01-15
Image Number: 21202
Caption: Uuugh, I think I need t'see a doctor, Big L. Think I done caught a virus. Feelin' all strange in my gut an e'rething. It some kinda burnin'… expectation or desire that somethin' good gon' happen. Oh, that's just "hope." Can Penicillin kill that?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-16 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-16 Pub. Date: 2006-09-16
Image Number: 14666
Caption: Hello, mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone because I've fathered the love-child of a crazy vegetarian chick, and I'm trying to work up the nerve to pursue a high-paying job so I can afford to marry her and feed them all the roots and hay they desire. Please leave a blood-curdling scream, and I'll get back to you when my ears stop ringing. Beep.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-17 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-18 Pub. Date: 2006-01-17
Image Number: 12763
Caption: I wish I were skinny. I wish I were skinnier. I wish I weren't so $#* skinny.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-24 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-27 Pub. Date: 2005-12-24
Image Number: 12557
Caption: Dear Greenspan, who art in Washington, please keep interest rates low so I can max out my credit card and go deep into debt getting Christmas gifts nobody needs in order to prop up our sagging economy and enrich the fat corporate shareholders. Amen. Amen. Dear Tupac....
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-02 desire 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-02 Pub. Date: 2005-09-02
Image Number: 11491
Caption: Hey there, pretty lady. Hey, you listening babe? ….
     
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