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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-25 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-25 Pub. Date: 2019-06-25
Image Number: 178256
Caption: You know why else our cozy camps aren't concentration camps? Did you just say cozy camps? Yes. How else would you describe camps where thousands and thousands of people get to cuddle in cages to house much fewer … where we intern tiny tots, and where scarce resources have so far cause the gentle parting of 30 adults and children (that we know of)? Gentle part- ... do you mean death? I mean expiration.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-10 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-10 Pub. Date: 2018-09-10
Image Number: 173982
Caption: Did you know they've probably found the advanced, lost city of Atlantis, Susan? They found it decades ago in the Sahara Desert. They call it The Eye of Africa. It fits almost every description Plato wrote: Equidistant, concentric rings of land and what probably used to be water ... mountains to the north showing evidence of ancient rivers, etc. You'd think an army of archeologists would've gone there by now to explore ... but nope. Nothing. I still don't think it's true that They don't want to admit Africa ever created anything. Do you have any idea how many people insist aliens must've built the pyramids.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-01 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-01 Pub. Date: 2016-03-01
Image Number: 139625
Caption: So how's Lionel? Amazing. Guess what happened last night? We were eating dinner. He was playing with his food, so I asked him if he was done, and I reached for this plate. He said "I not done, but you can take it after I done." "Amazing" means something else once you have kids, I guess. He's using compound sentences three years early!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-07 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-07 Pub. Date: 2015-10-07
Image Number: 133460
Caption: There was something captivating about the lady I met in Vancouver. Her eyes were like milk chocolate. Her voice was music. Her scent was intoxicating. We spent a magical night together. She mentioned she's been talking to some other guy and now she's confused. She wants us both. But still, I've got a good feeling about this. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-05 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-05 Pub. Date: 2014-09-05
Image Number: 115921
Caption: So? You wrote a good profile, Susan. But … … if you want a RESPECTFUL man to ask you out, be careful what you write. Certain phrases make guys only think about one thing. For instance, "looking for fun." That's gotta go. Really? Oh … ok. Better not write "hello," either.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-07-24 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-07-24 Pub. Date: 2014-07-24
Image Number: 114099
Caption: We're being overrun by illegals. You're gonna have to narrow that down. Do you mean jaywalkers? Embezzlers? Contractors who ignore environmental regulations? Bosses who ignore workplace safety laws? People who don’t pick up after their dogs? People who cheat on their taxes? People who speed? People who litter? People who sing copyrighted songs like "Happy Birthday" in public without paying royalties? There are an awful lot of "illegals" out there. I think you know what I mean.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-19 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-19 Pub. Date: 2013-10-19
Image Number: 102723
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: describe your ideal location for a first date. On our first date, we'd: … Go on a tour of my life so you can get to know the REAL me. On our first date, we'd: We'll start at the comic book store, which is where I learned to love reading. ERROE: We said "first" date, not "final" date.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-06 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-06 Pub. Date: 2013-08-06
Image Number: 100032
Caption: DATE-A-CHICK.COM. Suggestion: write a headline that makes you sound a bit dangerous. Headline: I'm the one … Headline: … Yoda warned Luke about before Luke went into the cave on Dagoba. Suggestion: Do not follow that suggestion.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-30 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-30 Pub. Date: 2010-07-30
Image Number: 50003
Caption: To be honest, when Lemont described you as a crazy, evil, 300-year-old vampire … … who used him to father a mystical child whom an ancient prophecy said would grant you the power to enslave humanity … … I thought he was a little nuts. … Is there a "but" coming? Not really.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-15 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-15 Pub. Date: 2010-07-15
Image Number: 49540
Caption: Look, ma'am … I can't help you if you can't identify the valet who took your keys. Was he short or tall? Skinny or fat? What ethnicity was he? I don't see color. … You can ask all my friends. Do your friends know where your keys are?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-14 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-14 Pub. Date: 2010-07-14
Image Number: 49539
Caption: Hotel X. Front Desk. Can you describe the valet who took your keys? Of course. He was five-foot-six, or six-two … he was a Black-Spanish-Arab from Mexico, or thereabouts … He was a WHAT? I'm not Sherlock Holmes, just get me my keys!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-01 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-01 Pub. Date: 2010-04-01
Image Number: 45682
Caption: I saw your profile on a Date - a - chick.com, "Captain Sisko." You have no proof that's MY profile, Susan. It said you want a woman who's a cross between Beyonce and Princess Amidala. PRINCESS LEIA!!! Amidala was just a cheap, two-dimensional plot device that ... I rest my case. You play dirty.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-31 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-31 Pub. Date: 2010-03-31
Image Number: 45681
Caption: Date - a - chick.com Thank you for creating an account. Please complete your profile honestly. Now add a "headline." For example, write "Great catch looking for love." Headline: "Flawed human being looking for an absolute perfection." Let us rephrase. Please lie. "Looking for love."
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-30 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-30 Pub. Date: 2010-03-30
Image Number: 45680
Caption: Date - a - chick.com. Charming, happy man who doesn't have a bitter bone in his body … … about his evil harpy ex who made his life a living nightmare … … seeks equally happy woman. Start over. Too mushy?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-22 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-22 Pub. Date: 2009-04-22
Image Number: 31769
Caption: Anyway, I should go, Susan. I'm talking with a lawyer. I'm suing Roxanne for custody of Lionel. Yeah, really … The lawyer? An ad on Gregs-List.org. …Well he looks legit enough. He's got degrees, a leather chair, glasses… …And it doesn't seem to faze him when people talk about him like he's not even there. That's a sign of character. Y'know, you say "dios mio" A LOT. Zzzzz.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-16 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-16 Pub. Date: 2009-01-16
Image Number: 29377
Caption: The young slave Frederick Douglass, having witnessed the barbarity of his master for the first time, ran and hid for hours, until he fell asleep. Then he had a curious dream… When I saw the captain whipping Hester, I felt… I felt… Oh, I know not how to describe what I felt. Well I know. You felt like standing up to show them you ain't no punk. You a man. An' they best respect you. Actually, I was going to say "I felt like throwing up," but your idea does sound more productive. You start by takin' they wallets.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-10 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-10 Pub. Date: 2008-12-10
Image Number: 28587
Caption: Reverend Wilfred, the Obama people came to see me last night. They're looking for a new pastor and asked me about you. Did you tell them I'm a patriot who's never said a bad word about America. Sort of. I told them you suddenly became a right-wing Liberal-hating demagogue in hopes of getting millions of dollars from Bush's Office of Faith-based Initiatives. But did you put a good spin on it?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-25 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-25 Pub. Date: 2008-09-25
Image Number: 26925
Caption: Listen up, men. Inscom has lost contact with John McCain's honor. We believe his honor never returned from Vietnam, and is in fact captive in a heavily guarded prison. Intelligence, sir? Loads: 2004: McCain embraces the man who smeared his wife and baby. 2008: Approves false ad implying opponent is a sexual deviant. That's just for starters. Your mission, retrieve the senator's honor before it's too late. There will be casualties.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-11 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-11 Pub. Date: 2007-12-11
Image Number: 20637
Caption: So what if I called you my daughter's "black boyfriend"? You ARE black and you ARE her boyfriend. Well you don't catch me telling folks you're my fat, bald, gnomish future father-in-law. For the sake of argument, I mean. Oh. Ok, then.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-28 description 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-28 Pub. Date: 2007-06-28
Image Number: 17713
Caption: So what if some kid wrote a paper for the class depicting you as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler? And so what if she posted it on her blog? What harm could it do? I guess you're right. Wikipedia. Adolf Hitler. Vicious, evil dictator whose unprovoked invasion of Poland started World War II. Committed genocide against Jews, Gays, Turks, etc., before becoming a blogger for the Candorville Courier. Lives at 1492 MLK Way. Candorville.
     
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