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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-15 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-15 Pub. Date: 2017-12-15
Image Number: 166005
Caption: Ok, I'll go with you to see "Star Wars." But I'm not dressing up as Princess Leia this time. Too painful. I don't want to go to the ladies room, catch a glimpse of my Leia hairbuns, and start crying. I know exactly how you feel. I'm not dressing as Han Solo this time, either. Harrison Ford is still alive. Han Solo wasn't a real person, Lemont. It's not the same. Yeah, but Carrie Fisher's the one I'll see onscreen. In a way, she's still alive too.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-27 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-27 Pub. Date: 2017-04-27
Image Number: 157287
Caption: Clyde, if something ever happens to me … Don’t worry, bruh. I'll take you kid an' raise him up for you. I'll teach him all he need to know about life. He'll be the baddest two-year-old on the block. Ain't nobody gonna mess with him. I'll also teach him erethang you woulda taught him: I'll make him watch Star Track an' Doctor Boo an' some @#$% like that. Long as he ain't a snitch, we'll be cool. I was just going to say "call Susan."
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-15 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-15 Pub. Date: 2017-04-15
Image Number: 156723
Caption: 1982. I don't like going to the doctor. My Uncle Benny went to the doctor and never came back. Plus, there are lots of sick people there. How is it a good ideas to go sit in a waiting room where everyone has the plague? Plus, I believe in the Vulcan philosophy of mind over matter. If Spock could trance himself free of those killer alien spores, I could do that too. You're going to die young, Lemont. No, I'm going to live long and prosper.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-22 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-22 Pub. Date: 2017-01-22
Image Number: 152909
Caption: I'm so over 2017. Dr. Noodle. I was looking forward to it, but now it can't end too soon for me. I thought it was going to be like old times. I thought I'd get to see what she could do. With her talent and strength, there was so much she could have accomplished. Instead, we're left with a lot less light and a lot more darkness. Now who's going to save the republic from that spoiled little angry, narcissistic baby-man? I miss Carrie Fisher too. General Leia Organa was our only hope.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-22 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-22 Pub. Date: 2015-12-22
Image Number: 136829
Caption: I know where we should go for our double date, Susan. We should go see "Star Wars." We can all dress up. I'll go as Lando Calrissian, you would go as Cinnabon Leia, and your date could go as Jek Porkins. Porkins was that x-wing guy who didn't last two minutes in his mission over the Death Star. It's kind of appropriate, when you think about it. Hey, I've had a few long ... ish ... term relationships.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-20 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-20 Pub. Date: 2014-08-20
Image Number: 115241
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. Stars die all the time, just like the rest of us. But this one hurts more than usual. I think it's because you, more than any other star, made ME feel BIG. There was always a sadness behind your eyes. And whenever I saw you explode with life despite that, it was like you were fighting sadness and conquering it, and that made me feel like "THIS is what it means to be human." To be honest, sometimes that was just what it meant to earn a living. Hey, don't stop being my metaphor.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-04 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-04 Pub. Date: 2013-08-04
Image Number: 99565
Caption: Things have just gone way too far. The other day, my nephew wanted to play with a doll. I snatched the Barbie away from him and told him he was playing into the hands of those who seek to destroy masculinity. I shoved an X-Wing Fighter into his hands and told him his blowing up the Death Star was necessary for the propagation of the species. I mad him crush the Barbie in the garbage disposal. That's when he started crying just like a little girl. I must've gotten there just in time.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-16 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-16 Pub. Date: 2013-05-16
Image Number: 96902
Caption: Lemont accompanies a 94-year-old World War II veteran on the train to the afterlife. Look at all those stars. Didn’t you say you served aboard the USS Alhena, Mr. Bell? Mm-hmm. Did you know the Alhena was named dafter a star in the constellation Gemini? Think we can swing by there on the way?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-02 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-02 Pub. Date: 2012-04-02
Image Number: 78532
Caption: Excuse me, do you know how to get to my dad's house? I think I'm lost. Whuh? Who are you? What're you doing here? My name's Trayvon Martin. Do you know how I can get home? I'm tryna watch the all-star game with my dad. Um … Have you watched the news the last few weeks? I'm a teenager. What do you think?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-09 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-09 Pub. Date: 2011-05-09
Image Number: 60777
Caption: Wha --? Who's there? The harbinger of your doom. I am the angel of death incarnate, the runner of empires, my very name makes you cower like a dog. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. I am … Osama Bin Laden. Did you just steal a line from Obi Wan Kenobi? I've never even heard of Star Wars, you swine!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-27 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-27 Pub. Date: 2009-10-27
Image Number: 40265
Caption: If you really Lemont from the future, tell me somethin' important. All right. Democrats wimp out, we don't get universal health care … … So a million or so Americans will die prematurely over the next 60 years. One of 'em, ironically, was close to discovering the cure for death. I said important, @#$%! (Sigh) ... In 2015, there'll be a big budget "Gilligan's Island" movie starring Wesley Snipes and Tom Hanks. Now we talkin'. I was hoping my memories of you were distorted by the senility. Will Kanye ever stop bein' a punk-@#$?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-09 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-09 Pub. Date: 2009-07-09
Image Number: 35971
Caption: Dead Superstar Michael Jackson visits Lemont's dream. End of the line! Do you hear that? Hear what? That! "Lullaby, and good night, you're your mother's delight … Shining angels beside my darling abide … "… sleepyhead, close your eyes. Mother's right here beside you. I'll protect you from harm. you will wake in my arms." I prefer acid jazz. Don't ruin the @##$ moment!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-27 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-27 Pub. Date: 2008-07-27
Image Number: 25218
Caption: What have I done? What you had to do. What you always do… …Turn death into a fighting chance to live. Yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Huh? Oh. Sorry, don’t' mind me. I'm you 24 years from now. I just thought I'd travel back to a time when our dreams were exciting. In the future, we only dream about boring stuff like taxes, overdue bills, receding hairlines... NOOOOO!!! Search your feelings... You know it to be true.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-11 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-11 Pub. Date: 2008-07-11
Image Number: 24781
Caption: I'm no ghost, Lemont. What you're talking to is a (censored) memory of George Carlin…A spark of electrical activity in your brain. And when that spark fades, I'll be gone into nothingness, Just like the real (star). How do I know it wasn't really him? Gimme a (censored) break, the real me would've been much funnier.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-12 Death Star 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-12 Pub. Date: 2007-03-12
Image Number: 16391
Caption: Penny for your thoughts, Lemont? The guy who restocked the Death Star's snack machines didn't have to die, Susan. Lando didn't care about the little people. I want a refund.
     
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