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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-04 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-04 Pub. Date: 2018-02-04
Image Number: 167354
Caption: More than 170 million of us might have radium in our tap water, Clyde. Radium. Do you have any idea what this means? What it mean, Big L? Canada or Bust! It means we may be drinking radioactive water. It could cause all sorts of things: anemia, bone cancer, cataracts, fractured teeth, death ... invisibility, super speed, wings, teleportation, mind-reading, laser eyes, crime-fighting, and a spandex-and-cape fetish. I'm just trying to look on the bright side of living in a country where the White House keeps nominating a person who's known for falsifying data to get around water safety regulations to be head of the White House Council of Environmental Quality. I don't drink nothin' but Pepsi, bruh, so I don't care 'bout none of this. I'm gonna have to start working out if I have to wear spandex.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-24 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-24 Pub. Date: 2018-01-24
Image Number: 167652
Caption: Fox News tweeted that crime is down since Trump took office. So I wrote an article about how crime has been steadily falling for 25 years. Some random guy posted that’s fake news in response. So I sent him links to the data. He wrote back accusing me of obsessed with making him believe what I believe. I replied hey, you contacted me. Then he called me names. The internet is the dumbest land there ever was. I replied leave me alone. He replied you first.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-27 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-27 Pub. Date: 2015-05-27
Image Number: 127502
Caption: Most people don't care about reality. They just create their own realities, whether facts and data back them up or not. I spent half an hour arguing with some nutjob online who insisted that most people hated the "Man of Steel" movie. I sent him a link to the enormous box-office take. He said that proved nothing. I sent him a link showing 74% of viewers like it. He still said most people hated it. Do you have any data that shows "most people" do that? Of course. No.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-05 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-05 Pub. Date: 2015-01-05
Image Number: 121076
Caption: What's your New Year's resolution, Lemont? To stop answering personal questions. We've gotten too used to answering personal questions. "What's your address?" "What's your phone number?" "What's your Social Security number?" We fill out "fun" surveys online, without even thinking about who's collating our answers and why. In fact, forget I said all that. My New Year's resolution is none of your business. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-02 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-02 Pub. Date: 2015-01-02
Image Number: 120835
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Some astronomer just updated the Drake Equation with new data. Interstellar. Turns out there are millions, maybe even billions, of earthlike planets in our galaxy. The Milky Way's probably teeming with life! But not anywhere near us. The rest of the galaxy is jumping! But we're off in the corner, all by ourselves, in the one part of the galaxy that's empty. It's high school all over again. Interstellar.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-11 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116186
Caption: I've never been happier about the fact that I don’t own my own home. Home Depot may have just been targeted by credit-card hackers. If I were a home owner, I'd shop at Home Depot all the time. My credit card info would've been stolen, and identity thieves would have ruined my life. I've got nothing to worry about unless they start hacking TRANSIENTS DEPOT. Whatever makes you feel better, dude.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-10 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-10 Pub. Date: 2014-09-10
Image Number: 116185
Caption: If the celebrities didn’t want the world to see their naked pictures, they shouldn’t have taken naked pictures. That's ridiculous. That's like saying if you don’t want your money stolen, you shouldn’t have put your money in your wallet. That's a dumb analogy. What I do with my own money is nobody's business. But what women do with their bodies IS? I'm glad we can agree on something.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-09 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-09 Pub. Date: 2014-09-09
Image Number: 116184
Caption: Turns out all them celebrities' nekkit photos got hacked 'cause they used weak passwords an' security questions. They public figures. I bet some of they answers was stuff anyone could Google. For instance … … Anyone who Google YOU know YOUR favorite color be "hot pink," Big L. SHAMROCK GREEN, not "hot pink." Noted. ... I mean "oh."
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-08 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116183
Caption: You ask me, all them stars that got they nekkit pictures hacked did it on purpose. Exhibit A: When's the last time MILLIONS of bruthas was frantically Googling any of these people? Exhibit B: Ain't none of them pictures all that scandalous noway. CLYDE! You didn't try to see any of that, did you? (A) I would never, and (B) it all got deleted too fast.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-11 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-11 Pub. Date: 2014-05-11
Image Number: 110574
Caption: No caption. (Lemont and Clyde wade in the ocear. Clyde carries Susan on his back and Lemont carries an NSA agent on his).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-08 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-08 Pub. Date: 2013-03-08
Image Number: 94134
Caption: Maybe you and Lemont aren't destined to be together after all. You're so very different. He's a sci-fi fanatic, but you watch Lifetime movies. He loves Korean food, but you can't stand it. He's got a two-year-old, but you don’t want kids. How on Earth do you know all this? You're a private person, but he blogs about everything.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-04 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-04 Pub. Date: 2013-03-04
Image Number: 94130
Caption: Turns out my computer died because of a massive power surge in the building. It also fried my external hard drives, so I lost all my stuff. I wasn't worried … I'd also been backing up online at "back-that-thang-up-dot-com." This morning I got an email saying their servers were destroyed by a freak elephant rampage. They're based in Africa? Seattle. Why do you ask?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-05 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-05 Pub. Date: 2011-09-05
Image Number: 65245
Caption: Tap tap tap. Sasha? Closing arguments in my custody case are tomorrow. I'm nervous. Can't sleep. Are you up? I'm up, LB. It's 3 a.m. Why're you up so late? Can't you sleep? Um ... It's a long story. Don't want it getting around. You can tell me, Sasha. We live hundreds of miles apart, who am I going to tell? Have you HEARD of the internet? Oops. I think I hit "reply all."
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-26 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-26 Pub. Date: 2011-08-26
Image Number: 64820
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. Did I ever tell you about the time I was pinned down in a Saigon rice paddy with nothing but my cameran and my crack interviewing skills to save me? No. But I already know about that. I Googled you years ago. Did I ever tell you about the time when wise old people telling their life stories to wide-eyed young people was the glue that bound society together? No, but I'll just Google that.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-03 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-03 Pub. Date: 2011-06-03
Image Number: 61588
Caption: Urethra! What? You said the other day your iPhone's been tracking your movemets for years. We can use that to prove you've been with Roxanne and Lionel! … Oh, wait. You said all your media libraries were suspiciously erased. I guess that would include the location data the iPhoen would've backed up to iTunes. You mean "eureka"? What'd I say?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-07 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-07 Pub. Date: 2011-04-07
Image Number: 59399
Caption: There's another bright side to making no money at all. Stop while you're behind. Choices. I make six figures, and have way too many choices. Stocks or CD? House or condo? 401K or shady Panamanian and Cayman bank accounts? You really are lucky you don't have to face any of these choices. Wait. Back up. I choose not to.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-30 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-30 Pub. Date: 2010-11-30
Image Number: 54751
Caption: What's so funny? Say it again, Phobos. Ok … The next election's two whole years away. Shouldn't we take a break … leave people alone until then … so they can govern rationally, deal only with the most essential issues, and make practical decisions for the good of all, based only on facts and on a dispassionate study of empirical data? Fear, Inc. ... It was funnier the first time I said it. Whatever. Where are we on the gay marriage repeals?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-27 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-27 Pub. Date: 2010-07-27
Image Number: 50000
Caption: Both Stephen King and Lemont Brown create books that fall into the realm of satire … … And, I would argue, pretty dark satire sometimes. Both were raised by single, working-class mothers … Both worked as columnists for their college newspapers … Both have social security numbers that end in 5555 ... Google is evil.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-31 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-31 Pub. Date: 2008-03-31
Image Number: 22675
Caption: OBAMA'S CRAZY BLACK PREACHER! SCARY BLACK MAN! SCARY SCARY BLACK MAN! 18,000 will die this year for lack of health care. More than 4,000 U.S. troops are dead in Iraq. Millions may lose their homes. Wait. …What? SCARY SCARY BLACK SCARY BLACK MAN!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-13 data 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-13 Pub. Date: 2007-10-13
Image Number: 18871
Caption: More than three times as many Blacks live in prison than in dorms. It's a crisis. CRISIS! (Although counting those who live off campus, there are far more Blacks in college than in prison). Wait… back up. CRISIS!
     
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