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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-27 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-27 Pub. Date: 2019-10-27
Image Number: 180026
Caption: $12 for bottled water?! Haven't you been watching the news? American's aging pipes are leaching chemicals into the water that cause horrific illnesses. The entire city of Flint was poisoned by led, leading to developmental damage in children and probably causing an outbreak of Legionnaires' Disease. All bottled water is tested for lead. But ours is special. It's guaranteed to be 100% free of certain other chemicals too. Out bottled water is also 100% free of adamantium, NTH metal, vibranium, kryptonite and dilithium. No other bottled water on the market makes that claim. Just give me coffee. Regular or guaranteed aniumanium-free? Very bad man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-16 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-16 Pub. Date: 2019-10-16
Image Number: 179916
Caption: I counted fifteen punctuation errors on your site in the past five years, Lemont. It's not a huge number, but it's the kind of thing that can damage your Q rating. I propose a 3-phase operation: Hire an editor to prevent future occurrences … Have my people scrub all your past articles to correct every error ... and have a foreign troll farm impugn the intelligence of anyone who's ever pointed out those errors. When's your vacation over? You really need to go back to work.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-08 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-08 Pub. Date: 2019-07-08
Image Number: 178420
Caption: I'm gonna be barbecuing tomorrow. I'm all set up. The grill's on the fire escape … The meat's marinating in the fridge … my apron's scorch marks have been patched over … I've got nine bottles of lighter fluid for when I can't get the coals to heat up … Can't make it. I've finished paying off the damages from last year ...
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-03 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-03 Pub. Date: 2018-05-03
Image Number: 171055
Caption: Did you know that Chicago's water is full of brain-damaging lead, jut like in Flint? It's probably been there for decades. Did you know studies have shown links between childhood lead exposure and violent crime? Did you know that plenty of other cities that have lots of violent crime also have ancient lead pipes bringing water into their homes? Did you know that nobody seems to be able to put two and two together? Prob'ly 'cause of all that lead.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-22 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-22 Pub. Date: 2017-11-22
Image Number: 165149
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing any damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead be sentient programs we uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-30 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-30 Pub. Date: 2015-09-30
Image Number: 133084
Caption: Where do you think we'll be 3,000 years from now, Susan? Do you think we'll even be recognizable as human beings? Will we all have nanites coursing through our bodies repairing damage and connecting us all to a hive mind? Will we have no bodies at all, and instead me sentient programs uploaded to the cloud to escape some global catastrophe? Will we still like pizza? Pizza is eternal.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-25 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-25 Pub. Date: 2014-04-25
Image Number: 110447
Caption: Hey, do you know what time it is? Yeah. It's time for your parents to teach you some manners. When you address a grown-up stranger, it's polite to call him "sir," not "hey." You're creating an unequal power dynamic that will damage my self-esteem. … I'm telling. Sometimes I miss the 20th century.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-28 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-28 Pub. Date: 2013-04-28
Image Number: 95776
Caption: Hello, you've reached Zombiemac.com were we can bring any computer except yours back from the dead. Zombiemac.com, home of the on-site repair specialists! We will come to any home except yours, which is one block past our service area. ZOMBIEMAC.COM will fix your computer and give you a 100% money-back guarantee against any future damage other than the damage that ends up happening. ZOMBIEMAC.COM, where prompt customer service is our promise to you! Hello? ... Except now, when we place you on hold for fifteen minutes. Should've gone with vampiremac.com.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-14 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-14 Pub. Date: 2011-07-14
Image Number: 63190
Caption: You're gonna have to testify. Ok. That eyewitness testimony was really damaging. It made you look nuts. Like when he said you claimed you unleashed an ancient evil that'll end the world. You have to testify that it was just a euphemism for passing gas or something. I SAID I'm sorry already.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-27 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-27 Pub. Date: 2010-05-27
Image Number: 47784
Caption: Senator Murkowski, why are you blocking Congress' attempt to increase Behemoth Oil's financial liability for this catastrophic spill? The law already permits unlimited damages. Anyone affected by the spill can sue Behemoth … … go up against Behemoth's star team of lawyers for the next twenty years, run out of money to keep going, and eventually grow old and die before they can recover a penny. That last part was off the record. You kinda have to call that beforehand.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-19 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-19 Pub. Date: 2010-01-19
Image Number: 43147
Caption: Doctor, the beating Mr. Brown sustained was horrific. Look at his scans! The frontal lobe - the area responsible for telling right from wrong and anticipating consequences … The beating destroyed it! No, Kate. It looks more like … atrophy. Almost as if it's withered away from lack of use. I ain't ... usin' ... no ... crosswalk ... Momma ...
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-18 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-18 Pub. Date: 2010-01-18
Image Number: 43146
Caption: Where is he, Doctor? Can I see him? Yes, but you must brace yourself. Lemont Brown is no longer the man you knew. When paramedics brought him in, he'd been beaten so badly he looked NOTHING like his I.D. … Almost as if a big muscle-man had repeatedly sat on his head. Dear God! His nose! His chin! I can hardly bear to look! He looks ... so ... shifty and untrustworthy now! He's going to need your support.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-21 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-21 Pub. Date: 2008-07-21
Image Number: 25212
Caption: C-Dog's Dent Service $2.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-29 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-29 Pub. Date: 2007-06-29
Image Number: 17714
Caption: I spent all night trying to fix the Wikipedia entry for "Lemont Brown." Wiki-what? The online encyclopedia that lets anyone add or change information. People had posted all sorts of damaging lies. They said my favorite Star Trek captain was Janeway, and that I'd smuggled illegal aliens into America to vote for same-sex marriage. Dios mio. I know. There goes my street cred at StarTrek-Talk.com.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-12 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-12 Pub. Date: 2007-04-12
Image Number: 16750
Caption: Doctor, why are all these White House appointees suddenly coming down with amnesia? Well Kate, amnesia's caused by damage to the brain. Strokes, head injuries, etc. Can't imagine how it could spread like this, though. I hear Congress called you to testify. What are you doing with that huge mallet, Mr. Rove?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-10 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-10 Pub. Date: 2007-04-10
Image Number: 16748
Caption: You're kicking me out? (A) You have no health insurance, and (B) We need the space. We have an amnesia epidemic coming in. Who am I? …Where am I? …What illegal use of my office for partisan purposes? Another White House appointee coming through!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-16 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-16 Pub. Date: 2005-09-16
Image Number: 11635
Caption: White House press conference, two weeks ago. Ok, maybe the President did cut hundreds of millions of dollars from New Orleans' flood control program even after local officials warned us this would happen in order to fund tax cuts and the war in Iraq…..
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-15 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-15 Pub. Date: 2005-09-15
Image Number: 11614
Caption: White House press conference, two weeks ago. Ok, maybe the President did cut hundreds of millions of dollars from New Orleans' flood control program even after local officials warned us this would happen in order to fund tax cuts and the war in Iraq…..
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-14 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-14 Pub. Date: 2005-09-14
Image Number: 11613
Caption: White House press conference, two weeks ago. Go ahead, Lynn. Scotty, the Red Cross and local officials warned you that New Orleans was vulnerable to this exact disaster yet the President instituted the largest cuts the New Orleans flood control programs in history ....
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-07 damage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-08 Pub. Date: 2005-08-07
Image Number: 11187
Caption: When you eat those fries, Susan, you're not really tasting potatoes. Those fries are frozen and processed, and that destroyed the taste of the potatoes….
     
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