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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-27 |
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2019-11-27 |
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180601 |
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Kindly bind me with this rope. I don’t understand. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm giving up caffeine. Why? Because I'm a high-strung madman! Also, kindly tie down the bullhorn. This ends badly.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-11-23 |
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2019-11-23 |
| Image Number: |
180496 |
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Rudy, I have something to say. But first, let me apologize in advance to my heroes: The economists from the University of Chicago. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Huh? Here goes. Rudy, you may have a raise. Yesss!! Hurts inside.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-07 |
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2019-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
180268 |
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Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-10-15 |
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2019-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
179942 |
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So you dreamed that Anderson Cooper called you a materialistic jerk. It was so real. House of Java.net Cybercafe. This is an outrage! You think? I've been calling you a materialistic jerk for years and it didn't bother you! Hey! You're a @#$% shopaholic boob! Nothing maybe if you get your own tv show.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-09-26 |
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2019-09-26 |
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179530 |
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Rudy, you're addicted to you iPhone. You've spent $4,256.99 on apps. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You're averaging 22 apps per day. You wake up in the middle of the night to buy them. You were mentioned favorably in Apple's quarterly earnings! Thwack! Hee hee.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-30 |
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2019-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
179122 |
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Rudy, be reasonable. We can't have a functioning media if everyone starts putting up their own stories on the web. We need professional ethics. We need editing. We need fact-checking. We need … What are the words I'm looking for … House of Java.net Cybercafe. Less competition and profitable business model. I'm bored. Say something filthy.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-07-03 |
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2019-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
178359 |
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I haven't gone on a date in ages, but you intrigue me, Jeremiah Johnson. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Before this goes further, I must know the answer to a critical questions about your … um … physical condition. Ma'am? Cholesterol level? Let's hear it. Pardon? C'mon, this is octogenarian dating etiquette 101! I'm on it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-25 |
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2019-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
177731 |
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Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-05 |
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2019-05-05 |
| Image Number: |
177464 |
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You're going down today, sucker. Bring it on! Get a load of this $85.45. Wow. Impressive. Told you. Not so fast. $93.60? Now that's an expensive tank of gas. Humbled. I play to win. We cope in the oddest ways. House of Java.net Cybercafe.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-16 |
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2019-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
176741 |
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Sadie's become an internet cult hero. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I shot videos of her getting furious and posted them on Youtube. It's weird for her. She thinks internet video is evil, but she's getting attention. It's got her conflicted. You're the angry freak! Awesome. I'm working on some new material.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-04 |
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2019-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
175666 |
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When I was a kid, I dreamed of going to medical school. I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Really? But I was great at football, wound up playing in college and got derailed. Everything came so easy. Who needed medical school? House of Java.net Cybercafe. But maybe what really happened was that I suffered concussions, and lost my drive and ability. and not I just hang out all day and serve as a sex object for hot chicks. Worked out beautifully. I need to get some concussions.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-12-22 |
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2018-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
175497 |
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Mortkey, we've got to work on what we learned in obedience school. Can you sit? House of Java .net Cybercafe. If you sit, I'll give you a slice of Hawaiian pizza with extra jalapenos. A victory for obedience, bribery, or Domino's? For a soda, I'll agree not to throw up on your couch.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-11-07 |
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2018-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
174829 |
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… and to top it off, after school today, Ms. Jensen asked me what I want to be. Give me a break. House of Java.net Cybercafe. No one knows what they want to be when they grown up. I was the rare exception. I knew someday I'd work at a new high-tech giant. Huh? She wanted to know what I wanted to be in some stupid fall play. She assigned me the singing cactus. Never, ever lie. But if anyone asks, I work at Apple.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-03 |
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2018-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
174752 |
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Finally, the cleansing process is working. I've not hit on a gal for give days. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I feel my head clearing. I'm able to perceive the world not in terms of romantic conquests but more richly, more broadly. I'm using more senses. I hear the sound of the espresso machine, smell the fresh scones, taste fall's aroma. Mostly, I smell the stink of my own unwashed body under this shroud. End of cleansing! About time.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-10 |
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2018-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
173988 |
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I've been thinking about it. What are you talking abo0ut, old bat? Pipe down, woman. I think you're right. Of course I am. About what? House of Java .net Cybercafe. About spicing up our relationship. I've been thinking about your fantasy. You don't say. Hide the children!!! There's about to be some mature programming in this here get up. And we mean mature.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2018-03-15 |
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2018-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
169408 |
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Hello, this is the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. We hear you're running for Congress s a progressive Justice Democrat. That's right. And we see you've actually pulled ahead of the Republican, in a district we always though was unwinnable. We're just calling to congratulate you on demonstrating a Democrat can actually win this race. House of Java Cybercafe. Thank you. So you're going to help me? We're going to ask you to step aside so one of our rich ... I mean, one of our approved candidates can take over from here.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-12-08 |
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2017-12-08 |
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165719 |
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Hi, this is one of 847 Democrats who'll be running for president in 2020. There's never been an easier race to win in the whole of history of races, but I'm hoping you'll vote for me over all the other opportunists … By that I don't mean to say that I'm an opportunist who's only running because it's a sure thing, I just mean all the others are. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know, you have some time. Maybe work on your message a little bit. I didn't sit out 2016 'cause I was afraid of Hillary ... but the others did.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-12-05 |
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2017-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
165716 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. Weepy in Wisconsin, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net cybercafe. I just read the most beautiful poem ever. It's called On Children, by Kahlil Gibran. I have two babies myself, and after reading that, I just can't stop weeping. When your babies are teenagers they'll wreck your car, steal your watch, and be ashamed to be seen with you. There. Have you stopped crying yet, loser? Still crying. Different reason. You're welcome. Next caller!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-28 |
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2017-10-28 |
| Image Number: |
164164 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-29 |
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2017-09-29 |
| Image Number: |
163107 |
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Hello, this is Congress. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'd like to talk to you about Bernie Sanders' expanded Medicare for All plan. Oh, lovely. Before we start … totally unrelated question … How do you feel about the terms "Socialism," "government-run" and "death panels"? Do those scare you to death? House of Java Cybercafe. Not really. Hold on ... What about "Boo!" Isn't that a term of endearment now?
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