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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-08-20 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-08-20 Pub. Date: 2019-08-20
Image Number: 179022
Caption: Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-06-07 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-06-07 Pub. Date: 2019-06-07
Image Number: 177966
Caption: What's it like having your work hours cut back? It's been interesting, good. I find myself less stressed. For instance, I've got a legal brief due next week and I'm not freaking out. EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON IT YET! You do seem calmer. Quick, I need a pen and a copy of the Constitution.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-23 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-23 Pub. Date: 2019-05-23
Image Number: 177729
Caption: Rudy, I feel terrible about having to cut your hours. You do not. I'd love for you to spend your free time hanging out at the café. You should feel free to purchase as much food and drink as you want. Serve yourself. We've cut back our staff. Sociopath.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-22 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-22 Pub. Date: 2019-05-22
Image Number: 177728
Caption: Rudy, I've got to cut you down to 25 hours per week. But the place is still busy. Someone has to work behind the counter. People are here, but not buying. They're pastry-container shopping. What? Like window shopping. Someday, I'm going to buy a slice of pie. I've got my eyes on a scone.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-06 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-06 Pub. Date: 2019-01-06
Image Number: 175498
Caption: This year, I will become a better person. That's a low bar. I just can't sit by and watch corporate America outsource jobs. Are you serious? Big businesses are cutting pension funds and health care benefits. They're contributing to the greatest income gap between laborers and management that we've seen since the depression. This year, I vow to do a better job. Of? Joining corporate America in crushing the little guy. I just pray I have the strength to see this through. I vow to wilt like a lily.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-20 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-20 Pub. Date: 2018-09-20
Image Number: 174109
Caption: It's well a month before November and your uncle's already overdosed on pre-election tv coverage. Earlier than usual. We've got to cut his use. How? I've taken the liberty of messing with his television signal. I've switched up his channels. Help! You're not Keith Olbermann! Next: Iron Chef bakes with only rodent ears.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-24 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-24 Pub. Date: 2018-08-24
Image Number: 173687
Caption: My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-28 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-28 Pub. Date: 2017-11-28
Image Number: 165441
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Comeuppance." Specifically, we'll talk about how the tables have finally turned on men who've preyed on women for generations. It reminds me of the last time there was such a dramatic reversal of the social order. The place: France. The year: 1789. Great-great-great-great-great-grandma Sadie had just invented the guillotine. Ironically, she'd invented it as a new way to cut cake.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-06 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-06 Pub. Date: 2017-09-06
Image Number: 162350
Caption: Sadie, you might be able to settle a scientific question. You can not get under my skin, loser. They just cut down a huge Redwood tree. It's got 3,200 rings in it. I'm not even listening. Is it true every ring represents a year? You must know, since you were around when that tree was born. Hey everyone, she says it's true. When I'm don with my meatloaf, let's find out how old you are. Munch mun -
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-26 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-26 Pub. Date: 2017-05-26
Image Number: 158356
Caption: … So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you pick my son up from daycare?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-16 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-16 Pub. Date: 2017-04-16
Image Number: 156321
Caption: Quadruple expresso for all of America. What do you mean, Uncle Mort? I mean Donald Trump has slashed vital programs to pay for a 10% increase in military spending. But we were already spending more than the next seven nations combined! We already had everything we needed to defend ourselves! There can be only one reason to slash so many programs in order to increase military spending by $54 billion ... That reason is if you know you're going to start a war. Why am I the only one "waked" to this obvious fact? The term is "woke," Uncle Mort. No! I'm awake right now! "Woke" isn't past tense anymore. Stop gassing me! "Gaslighting."
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-27 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-27 Pub. Date: 2017-03-27
Image Number: 156203
Caption: You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Donald Trump. I had a stroke last year, and I'm totally housebound. Meals on Wheels brings me food every day … so I don’t starve. When I voted for Donald Trump, I was under the influence he was going to help us, not take my food. Translation: You thought he'd cut other people's programs, not yours. Maybe you can chew on that for the next four years.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-20 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-20 Pub. Date: 2017-02-20
Image Number: 154813
Caption: I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-22 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-22 Pub. Date: 2017-01-22
Image Number: 152745
Caption: The Fad Herald cometh. Is he goose-stepping? Hear ye: The following is in: Belligerence. Huh? Also in: Bullying, lying, yelling, cutting in line, and being very, very angry. Scapegoating less powerful groups than your own is also in. The following is out ... Nothing. Anything goes now. I've always wanted to scapegoat somebody.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-11 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-11 Pub. Date: 2016-11-11
Image Number: 150764
Caption: Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadieâ„¢ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out of my life. She and he were always a little too close anyway. - C. Post, Seattle WA. Maybe for my midlife crisis, I'll try oversharing! It seems to make you happy. Advise Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-03 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149318
Caption: Did you see the presidential debate, boss? Did I! The entire township's satellite, cable lines, and internet mysteriously went down … except for in this café. We were packed with hundreds of debate-watchers who had nowhere else to go. I set up outdoor projectors for the hungry and thirsty overflow crowd. Does this have anything to do with why you sent me up into the mountains to cut some wires? Who knows?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-23 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 136904
Caption: You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind what you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-11 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 132894
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I - Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-13 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-13 Pub. Date: 2015-09-13
Image Number: 131663
Caption: Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the muscle. When you run out of that, you start slicing every last molecule of bone you can. The goal is to see if you can maximize your profits while running on pure marrow. That, my minion, is the holy grail. I call it The Tao of Armstrong. Armstrong Maynard. If I can ever figure out how to cut the marrow, I will have touched the face of god. Everyone has their own religion.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-25 cutting 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-25 Pub. Date: 2015-07-25
Image Number: 130030
Caption: Boss, the customers are demanding to know why the muffins taste like ground cardboard. There was a sale on week-old organic oat bran and cardboard muffins. Should I tell them that? Depends. Are the men wearing lumberjack beards and hipster glasses? And are the women wearing Salvation Army clothes and hipster glasses? Yes. Tell them.
     
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