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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-24 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-24 Pub. Date: 2013-11-24
Image Number: 103804
Caption: Wells Fraggo Fraud Department. Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? I just checked my bank account, and it's overdrawn because of several $99.95 charges at Zoosk.com. I want to know how this happened, Ryan. … Okay, I just did a Google search. That appears to be an online dating site. ... Also, it seems a lot of other people have complained about this same thing happening to them. It probably happened because someone is stealing ATM card number and using them to sign up for accounts. Calling .. Wells Fraggo Fraud Dept. (favorited). No, I meant how come you didn't think there was anything fishy about fifteen $99.95 charges from the same dating site?! Why on earth did you let those payments go through? We figured you were just really, really desperate.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-06 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-06 Pub. Date: 2013-10-06
Image Number: 101948
Caption: Hello, you've reached Wells Fraggo Bank. Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you today? I have a question. I need to transfer money from my savings to my checking … … But when I try, it tells me I've exceeded the maximum number of online transfers for the month. You guys never told me there was any maximum number of online transfers. It says if I transfer money, I may or may not be hit with an excess transaction fee. But it doesn't tell me what that fee is. So my question is: what else are you guys not telling me? I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I was busy processing your excess phone call fee.
     
23. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-24 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-24 Pub. Date: 2013-08-24
Image Number: 100556
Caption: Monopoly Cable, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? You dropped CBS. 10% of the shows I watched were on CBS. Since you're giving me 10% less product, I will be paying you 10% less money. Ok sir, that sounds reasonable. Coincidentally, we were about to raise your rates by 10%, so let's call it even.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-28 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-28 Pub. Date: 2013-04-28
Image Number: 95776
Caption: Hello, you've reached Zombiemac.com were we can bring any computer except yours back from the dead. Zombiemac.com, home of the on-site repair specialists! We will come to any home except yours, which is one block past our service area. ZOMBIEMAC.COM will fix your computer and give you a 100% money-back guarantee against any future damage other than the damage that ends up happening. ZOMBIEMAC.COM, where prompt customer service is our promise to you! Hello? ... Except now, when we place you on hold for fifteen minutes. Should've gone with vampiremac.com.
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-13 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-13 Pub. Date: 2013-04-13
Image Number: 95577
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/CANDORVILLE. The cable guy's supposed to be at my place between one and five, so I'm expecting him at seven. (Originally published on 2011-09-03).
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-12 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-12 Pub. Date: 2013-04-12
Image Number: 95576
Caption: Lemont calls to cancel his cable. Sir, before you go ... What if I gave you all the channels you want, plus free HBO for a year, for half what we charge you now? I'd say if you can afford to do that, you must've been overcharging me all this time ... but whatever. I'll give you one more chance. I'll take it. Thank you, sir! You won't be sorry. The one who's less in love controls the relationship. (Originally published on 2011-09-02).
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-11 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-11 Pub. Date: 2013-04-11
Image Number: 95575
Caption: Lemont talks to his cable provider. You're right, satellite would end up being just as expensive. Glad you realized that! Doesn't mean I'm coming back to you. I've been thinking ... Almost everything I watch is online. Maybe I'll just get a Roku box and stream on Netflix and Hulu for $20/month. It's really over, isn't it. You'll find another man who won't mind paying $120 for the Sewing Channel. (Originally published on 2011-09-01).
     
28. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-10 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-10 Pub. Date: 2013-04-10
Image Number: 95574
Caption: Lemont talks to Brian at Concast cable. Didn't we give you HBO free for six months? When you were down, didn't we come over promptly to service you? Go ahead, try satellite. You'll come crawling back here when their six-month special is over and they get just as expensive as us. ok. 'Bye. WAIT! What if ... What if we change? It's too late, Brian. (Originally published on 2011-08-31).
     
29. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-08 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-08 Pub. Date: 2013-04-08
Image Number: 95572
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast cable, this is Brian. How may I hinder you? I'd like to cancel my service. Very funny. Excuse me? This is a joke, right? It's not happening. This is happening, Brian. But we've been together for ten years ... We never even knew there was a problem. (Originally published on 2011-08-29).
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-28 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-28 Pub. Date: 2013-02-28
Image Number: 93956
Caption: How much would it cost to repair my computer? Make and model? 2002 iMac. I see. … Sir, have you thought of getting a new computer? This is the most beautiful iMac ever made. Are you gonna help me or not? Fun fact: There are over 800 million people who are younger than your computer. That's not helping!
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-21 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-21 Pub. Date: 2013-02-21
Image Number: 93618
Caption: You've reached Concast Cable. You have a past due balance of $198 for the month of January. How would like to remedy this? By credit card? By PayPal? By cancelling your overpriced service and finding something better to do with my time that sit in front of my TV. What if I gave you $10 off for the next six months? Ok.
     
32. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-05 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-05 Pub. Date: 2013-01-05
Image Number: 91703
Caption: Lemont accidentally gets through to Fedhex customer service. According to tracking info, you guys are sending my delivery to the wrong place. This isn't supposed to happen, sir. How did you get our phone number? I found it on a cached web page from six years ago. Anyhow, you're sending it to Brown, MI. "Brown" is my last name, not my city. We'll take care of it; We'll take that cached web page down right away.
     
33. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-26 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-26 Pub. Date: 2012-12-26
Image Number: 91454
Caption: Sir, on behalf of Worstbuy, I'm sorry your Xbox didn’t arrive. We will of course ship you a new one. Just as soon as we're done investigating what happened. How long does an investigation take? Let's see … What year is this coming up? JUST GIVE ME A REFUND!
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-25 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-25 Pub. Date: 2012-12-25
Image Number: 91453
Caption: UPS, this is Ryan. How may I hinder you today? My name's Lemont Brown. I ordered an Xbox for my kid for Christmas and it never arrived. Our records show it did, sir. It was signed for my a Mister Aygot Yostuff. What's the point of signing for stuff when you guys don't care who signs for it? Anything else I can help you with, Mister Yostuff?
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-26 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-26 Pub. Date: 2012-08-26
Image Number: 86040
Caption: We raised your APR because one of your credit cards maxed out. I know. It's your card, and it's only maxed out because you lowered my credit limit to exactly what I owe you. Sir, if you keep a high balance on your card, you appear to be a credit risk and so we have to raise your APR. Did you listen to what I said?! That depends. I always confuse the words "listen" and "hear." Which one means purposely paying attention to noise for the purpose of comprehending it? "Listen." Oh. Then I hear you, sir.
     
36. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-12 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-12 Pub. Date: 2012-01-12
Image Number: 75071
Caption: What do you mean I'm ineligible for unemployment insurance? You're not eligible if you quit your job without good cause. You don't think choosing to go get my son instead of going on an overseas assignment for a month was a good cause? If you want to plead your case, we can schedule an ignoring. You mean a "hearing"? What did I say?
     
37. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-17 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-17 Pub. Date: 2011-09-17
Image Number: 65649
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Thank you for signing up for our vague product or service ... which you've never heard of or, indeed, signed up for. We've enclosed a form, and as soon as you sign and return it they you'll have actually signed up for our service and that'll retroactively justify this letter. Sincerely, The name of someone who won't ever answer your phone calls and may not actually exist. Don't bother reading the fine print; because we are so vague, we don't really have to clarify anything in the fine print.
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-03 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-03 Pub. Date: 2011-09-03
Image Number: 65033
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/CANDORVILLE. The cable guy's supposed to be at my place between one and five, so I'm expecting him at seven.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-02 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-02 Pub. Date: 2011-09-02
Image Number: 65032
Caption: Lemont calls to cancel his cable. Sir, before you go ... What if I gave you all the channels you want, plus free HBO for a year, for half what we charge you now? I'd say if you can afford to do that, you must've been overcharging me all this time ... but whatever. I'll give you one more chance. I'll take it. Thank you, sir! You won't be sorry. The one who's less in love controls the relationship.
     
40. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-01 customer service 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-01 Pub. Date: 2011-09-01
Image Number: 65031
Caption: Lemont talks to his cable provider. You're right, satellite would end up being just as expensive. Glad you realized that! Doesn't mean I'm coming back to you. I've been thinking ... Almost everything I watch is online. Maybe I'll just get a Roku box and stream on Netflix and Hulu for $20/month. It's really over, isn't it. You'll find another man who won't mind paying $120 for the Sewing Channel.
     
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