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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-30 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-30 Pub. Date: 2019-07-30
Image Number: 178782
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Elizabeth Warren. As many of you have correctly guessed … I've been ghost-writing all of her Donald Trump-related speeches and tweets. That's why she's been tearing him a new one lately. Sadie's lady's coming for you, Donald!!! ... But I would like all my listeners to write to Liz and ask her to stop leaving out all my well-crafted expletives.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-05 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-05 Pub. Date: 2018-04-05
Image Number: 170151
Caption: 1983. You know what would be really cool? If Eddie Murphy was president. Why Eddie Murphy? Because his State of the Union speeches would be hilarious. He could dress in a leather suit, do funny voices, cuss a lot … The only thing standing in his way is that he's an entertainer. And America is too serious to put an entertainer in charge. Ronald Reagan's in charge now. That's different. Momma says he was never all that entertaining.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-20 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-20 Pub. Date: 2017-08-20
Image Number: 161117
Caption: Get outta here I'm busy! Got outta here I'm busy! Open Mike Night Presents Kids 3-5. Watch what you want! Watch what you want! Got my glock, an' my dollars, got my glock and' my dollars! A got seven baby mamas, I got seven baby mamas! All them (censored) on my (censored). All them (censored) on my (censored). Okay, thank you! Lots of talent here tonight, so let's keep it moving. And parents, pay attention to what your three-year-olds are watching. Okay, who's next?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-16 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-16 Pub. Date: 2017-02-16
Image Number: 154535
Caption: You'we gwounded, daddy. Why? You thed a cuth wowd. I did not say a cuss word. Yeth you did! You thed censored I can't believe I owe five censored thouthand dollarth! What did daddy tell you about listening at his door when He's doing his taxes? You're grounded.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-15 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-15 Pub. Date: 2016-12-15
Image Number: 152113
Caption: Maybe I should just go back to America and forget about "Vancouver." If I cross this street, walk up that hill, and knock on her door … I'll ruin it for both of us. In-person romance is way different from Facebook. In person, you can't delete or edit your comments before hitting "send." You can't send perfect photos with perfect lighting and perfect angles. I would say "Stop being a punk #@$%," but we don't cuss in Canada.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-19 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-19 Pub. Date: 2016-04-19
Image Number: 142113
Caption: What's wrong? I'm ruined. When the Pulitzer board called yesterday to tell me I'd won this year's Pulitzer Prize for snarky criticism, Clyde answered, accused them of running a scam, and hung up. I cussed Clyde out. I called them back at the number they called me from, and apologized profusely. They asked me a bunch of questions to prove I was really me. So you got your Pulitzer Prize?! I got my bank account stolen by someone in Nigeria!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-03 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-03 Pub. Date: 2016-03-03
Image Number: 139627
Caption: 1983. You know what would be really cool? If Eddie Murphy was president. Why Eddie Murphy? Because his State of the Union speeches would be hilarious. He could dress in a leather suit, do funny voices, cuss a lot … The only thing standing in his way is that he's an entertainer. And America is too serious to put an entertainer in charge. Ronald Reagan's in charge now. That's different. Momma says he was never all that entertaining.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-22 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-22 Pub. Date: 2015-05-22
Image Number: 127175
Caption: I'm sorry, Clyde. Whachoo talkin' 'bout? Yesterday I accused you of stealing my wallet, ordering $800 worth of junk from Amazon, and lying about it. I cussed at you, threw a drink in your face, and called your momma a Sasquatch. Turns out it was my baby boy who took my wallet and went on Amazon. I'm so proud of him! He's only two and he already knows how to order 57 bags of rabbit food. Oh, oh, oh. So when he take yo' wallet, it's cute. When I take it, it's "grand larceny."
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-12 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-12 Pub. Date: 2015-02-12
Image Number: 122692
Caption: You'we gwounded, daddy. Why? You thed a cuth wowd. I did not say a cuss word. Yeth you did! You thed (censored) I can't bewieve I owe five (censored) thouthand dollarth! What did daddy tell you about listening at his door when he's doing his taxes? You're grounded.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-21 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-21 Pub. Date: 2014-08-21
Image Number: 115242
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. One of my favorite things in the world was to make you all laugh. I always knew that. You'd combine classy and dirty jokes, wisdom and erudition and throw them at us so fast and from so many different directions … ... it was like you were a new dad trying to get his baby to laugh and think at the same time. Are you trying to say I made you laugh so hard you ... yourself? Let's keep this clean.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-13 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-13 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106171
Caption: What do you mean you want to go inside? It's an Arctic polar vortex! It's made parts of North America colder than MARS! Isn't it exciting to be a first hand witness to the raw, awesome power of Mother Nature? Sometimes MOTHER NATURE is one BAD Mother. Shut your mouth.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-22 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-22 Pub. Date: 2012-08-22
Image Number: 86184
Caption: What's wrong? Whachoo talkin' 'bout? Thug 4 Life. (A) You're frowning. (B) You're avoiding eye contact. (C) You just cussed out a pigeon. Something's wrong, you can tell me Clyde. I promise not to tell anyone you had an emotion. How I know I can trust you? Thug 4 Life.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-17 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-17 Pub. Date: 2012-03-17
Image Number: 77317
Caption: Lionel said @*$% last night. What? He's two! Where'd he learn to say that? I don’t know. I've taken all the usual precautions … I blocked every channel but PBS, forced all the other toddlers in daycare to sign contracts promising not to cuss, and I hid my entire rap collection. Wait ... Back up ... What ... You think I should block PBS too?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-08 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-08 Pub. Date: 2007-10-08
Image Number: 18866
Caption: What's wrong with you, Lemont? The Chronicle sent me to interview Bill O'Reilly. Y'know, that talking head from Fox "News." Oh no. Oh yes. When we spoke by phone, I had no idea you were Black. You didn't cuss or anything.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-04 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-04 Pub. Date: 2007-10-04
Image Number: 18781
Caption: C-Dogg's Attitude Adjustment Clinic. Doctor Dogg. The other day I was driving behind a slow, elderly woman. Instead of just passing her, I stayed behind her honking and cussing. I feel big behind the wheel like I own the road. YOU PUNK-@#*, WHA'S YO' PROBLEM, FOOL?! YOU AIN'T @#&$, SON! YOU AIN'T NUTHIN! YOU TINY, PUNK! TINY! Wow. Thanks, Doctor. I don't feel big anymore. Schedule your followup with Nurse Lysol.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-25 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-18 Pub. Date: 2006-06-25
Image Number: 14155
Caption: What brings you to therapy, Mr. Fitzhugh? My wife. She got it into her think head there's something wrong with me. Just because I turn a bright shade of red and start pulling hy hair out and cussing whenever people talk about illegal immigrants. I see, and what happend when youhear about the national anthem being sung in Spanish? What?! How dare theygl-graarglargle gargle! Mm-hmm. Just as I thought. Foaming at the mouth. You'll be happy to know you're not alone. This may be an epidemic. WE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THIS COUNTRYAARGLE!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-27 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-27 Pub. Date: 2006-07-27
Image Number: 14286
Caption: Clyde, this rap you wrote is just plain stupid. It's filled with profanity. That's the mark of a lazy mind. It's stereotypical, racist, hateful and disrespectful toward women. I couldn't be more ashamed of you. Thanks, Dawg!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-30 cuss 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-30 Pub. Date: 2005-11-30
Image Number: 12356
Caption: I'm very offended that you said your friend Clyde is "inarticulate" just 'cause he says "*@#$?*" every other word. You obviously know nothing of the way black people talk. Cuss words are a beautiful expression of black culture. But you mock that 'cause you're a bigot. Are you aware that you're white and I'm black? Why do you ask? No reason. Now lemme explain to you how black people talk.
     
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