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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-11 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-11 Pub. Date: 2019-12-11
Image Number: 180767
Caption: 1982. Last night I looked across the alley and saw your light on, but you weren't answering your tin can. I didn't know you called me. Maybe the string wasn't tight enough to receive the call. But I was busy anyway. I was writing to my pen pal. Chuck's been having trouble working up the courage to talk to some little red-haired girl. He was even too timid to try my suggested pull her hair ice-breaker. That's my best move. I don't know why you men think us women like that. Try my can again tonight, I'll try to get better reception.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-01 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-01 Pub. Date: 2019-07-01
Image Number: 178356
Caption: I saw you in the Democratic debates last week. You did pretty well. I just told it like it is, cuz. I was honest. Blunt. Candid. It's like you didn't care at all what voters thought of your answers. My internal polling shows voters eat that @#$% up. I liked how, after you crushed Biden with that one answer, you strutted over to him and dropped his mic.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-29 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-29 Pub. Date: 2019-06-29
Image Number: 178260
Caption: Have you ever thought of being a nun, Sadie? Of course. Years ago I dreamt of converting and becoming a cloistered nun. I thought it would be the one vocation that would take advantage of all my talents. But that was before I discovered that nuns being abusive, vindictive, soul-crushing harpies was just a stereotype. Besides, the vow of chastity would've put a serious hitch in my get-along. Conversation over now.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-12 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-12 Pub. Date: 2017-05-12
Image Number: 157811
Caption: Remember how when we were kids, we'd be out playing for hours, by ourselves? Remember that construction site across the street? I used to hide behind the mounds of dirt and pretend I was Luke Skywalker hiding from sandpeople. I used to climb on the bulldozer and pretend it was an Imperial Walker. I still think you should let your little boy have a little more freedom. And let him get crushed by bulldozers? Are you insane?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-19 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-19 Pub. Date: 2016-12-19
Image Number: 152369
Caption: So how'd Canada go, Lemont? How'd it go when you and "Vancouver" saw each other for the first time in a year? It went horribly. When she opened the door, it was fireworks all over again. The evening was pure magic. The next few days were even better. That does sound horrible. It was as if the great author in the sky were setting me up for a soul-crushing plot twist.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-30 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-30 Pub. Date: 2016-10-30
Image Number: 149667
Caption: What do you mean you're already dressed for the Halloween party? I'm going as a man who's been so crushed by the crumbling economy that he's sunk into a deep, dark chasm of despair … A man who feels so powerless and frustrated that he'll vote to overturn the rotten system, even if it means voting for a bigoted, thin-skinned, narcissistic chicken little who's always taken advantage of that system. Dios mio. Can't you tell? Make America Great Again.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-24 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-24 Pub. Date: 2015-04-24
Image Number: 125858
Caption: Remember how when we were kids, we'd be out playing for hours, by ourselves? Remember that construction site across the street? I used to hide behind mounds of dirt and pretend I was Luke Skywalker hiding from Sandpeople. I used to climb on the bulldozer and pretend it was an Imperial Walker. I still think you should let your little boy have a little more freedom. And let him get crushed by bulldozers? Are you insane?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-04 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-04 Pub. Date: 2013-08-04
Image Number: 99565
Caption: Things have just gone way too far. The other day, my nephew wanted to play with a doll. I snatched the Barbie away from him and told him he was playing into the hands of those who seek to destroy masculinity. I shoved an X-Wing Fighter into his hands and told him his blowing up the Death Star was necessary for the propagation of the species. I mad him crush the Barbie in the garbage disposal. That's when he started crying just like a little girl. I must've gotten there just in time.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-01 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 74226
Caption: To be honest, I haven't been on a date in a while. I called you for the first time in three years because I just got out of a long-term relationship with a soul-crushing demon who twisted everything I said to make me seem like I was always wrong … Wrong to like Star Trek, wrong to listen to Lenny Kravitz, wrong to ask her not to yell at me. When I said "Don't yell at me," she would say "Why? You think your special or something?" Pass the salt? I once asked her to pass the salt, and she said "A real man would get the salt himself." She was always doing that kind of thing. I asked you out in the hopes you'll restore my faith in romance before I get cynical and bitter. Note to self: Honesty is not the best policy, Would you excuse me for a moment, as I back away slowly and then start running?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-06 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-06 Pub. Date: 2011-09-06
Image Number: 65246
Caption: I still can't believe you married Webster. How's he doing? Oh, he's good. Tell him I said wassup. Um … I don't think so, LB. He wouldn't like that I'm talking to you. What? Why not? Tap tap tap t - Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. He's always thought something went on between us back in freshman year. He remembers how I'd look at you all googly-eyed. That's easily explainable. He also remembers catching you after I hid you in my closet. Tap tap tap tap t -
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-26 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-26 Pub. Date: 2011-02-26
Image Number: 57547
Caption: Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hey, Lemont. I know you had a big day in court today, I just wanted to see how you're doing . Also, BTW, I had this weird dream last week, on Valentine's Day. Only when I woke up, I realized it was actually a MEMORY. I don't know if I should tell you ... It was Valentine's Day, 1995, around midnight. I was laying on your bed in the dorms just watching you write an article for the school paper. I recall being really happy and feeling rally honored that you let me do that. I had such a crush on you, Lemont. It was SO embarrassing. Lemont, I ... Lemont? Lemont? Are you there? MUST ... NOT ... HIT ... SEND ... It's "lying," not "laying," Sasha. SEND.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-15 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-15 Pub. Date: 2011-01-15
Image Number: 56142
Caption: My other new year's resolution is to call momma more often. That'll be hard to keep, unless you say you'll call her on a specific day, like every Sunday. But then she'll expect it, and the first time I don't call, she'll think I don't love her. I don't want her to get used to me calling, and then get crushed the one time I don't call. This better not go where I think it's going. To spare her feelings, I'd better not call her at all.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-31 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-31 Pub. Date: 2010-10-31
Image Number: 53539
Caption: What do you mean you're already dressed for the Halloween party? I'm going as a man who's been so crushed by the crumbling economy that he's sunk into a deep, dark chasm of despair … … A man who feels so powerless and frustrated that he'll vote against everyone in power, even if it means replacing them with the people who caused this problem in the first place. Dios mio. Can't you tell?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-18 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-18 Pub. Date: 2010-10-18
Image Number: 53245
Caption: Sasha Mitchell Facebooked me, Clyde. Sasha -- You mean that girl that used to chase along behind you in college? That girl that got all googly-eyed when you waked into the room? That girl who wouldn't give you time of day. I don't remember her at all.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-16 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-16 Pub. Date: 2010-10-16
Image Number: 53006
Caption: I want to tell him how I feel, but I can't … First of all, I lied to him months ago, told him I was in a relationship with my evil assistant Dick Fink … and that lie drove him crazy. I mean seriously, he was committed! He'd never forgive me! Secondly, he just got an e-mail from his "one that got away" and now he's 100% focused on her, and I don't wanna get the "let's just be friends" talk from him. That'd just kill me. Ma'am .. all I asked was "would you like pepperoni on that?" You're right. I should tell him anyway.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-15 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-15 Pub. Date: 2010-10-15
Image Number: 53005
Caption: Susan, do you have any idea how hard it is to tell someone how you feel, after you've pined away for them for years. No. No idea at all. Well I hope you never do.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-13 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-13 Pub. Date: 2010-10-13
Image Number: 53003
Caption: Wow. Sasha Mitchell wrote to you. What're you gonna do? I'm going to confess that I've loved her ever since college; we'll get married, move to the Caribbean, and together we'll raise angelic kids who'll appreciate the life lessons of Star Trek. Good, good. ... Or you could just start with "Hi, how've you been?" I hope someday you too can find the happiness I've found.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-12 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-12 Pub. Date: 2010-10-12
Image Number: 53002
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi Lemont. You probably don't remember me. I lived in Freeborn Hall at UC Berkeley back in 1994. I just saw you on TV, at some panel discussion. And I thought "what a coincidence!" Just the other day, I came across a picture I'd kept all these years, of you working as a door monitor at Freeborn. I remember watching you write ... There! See it? Am I hallucinating, or did Sasha Mitchell, the love of my life, my "one that got away" ... just WRITE to me? All I see is a blank screen. I'm joking.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-11 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-11 Pub. Date: 2010-10-11
Image Number: 53001
Caption: Sasha Mitchell, from college, was my "one that got away." She could've been the love of my life. Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi Lemont. You probably don't remember me. I lived in Freeborn Hall at UC Berkeley back in 1994. I just saw you on TV, at some panel discussion. And I thought "what a coincidence!" Just the other day, I came across a picture I'd kept all these years, of you working as a door monitor at Freeborn. I remember watching you write ...
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-08 crush 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-08 Pub. Date: 2010-10-08
Image Number: 52726
Caption: Sasha Mitchell, from college, was my "one that got away." She could've been the love of my life. My book signing went so well that I just know something good's gonna come from it. Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi Lemont. You probably don't remember me. I lived in Freeborn Hall at UC Berkeley back in 1994. I just saw you on TV, at some panel discussion. And I thought "what a coincidence!" Just the other day, I came across a picture I'd kept all these years, of you working as a door monitor at Freeborn. I remember watching you write ...
     
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