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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-23 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-23 Pub. Date: 2019-04-23
Image Number: 177324
Caption: There must have been a moment long ago when it all could have done differently, Rosencrantz … When the living could've chosen to be cooperative instead of predatory. Kind instead of cruel. Selfless rather than self-centered. It was probably when the first fish emerged from the sea to walk on land. If only it had been Lucy the fish instead of Sadie. Lucy never should've trusted that Sadie.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-12 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-12 Pub. Date: 2018-11-12
Image Number: 174935
Caption: Existence is cruel, Rosencrantz. And that is because of the nature of energy. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed, so it must be stolen. For one creature to gain it, another creature or a plant must lose it and perish. To birth a star system and all its worlds ... a nebula must die. For a man to gain the good side of the sidewalk crack, his partner must lose it. Give it back. Your quarrel is not with me, Rosencrantz. It is with existence itself.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-04 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-04 Pub. Date: 2018-07-04
Image Number: 172689
Caption: "What, to the American slave, is your fourth of July? I answer: A day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoicing are empty and heartless." - Frederick Douglass. "Where's my beer?" John Q. Public.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-09 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-09 Pub. Date: 2018-06-09
Image Number: 172073
Caption: What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-07 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-07 Pub. Date: 2017-11-07
Image Number: 164650
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how the president's chief of staff, John Kelly, said Robert E. Lee was an "honorable man." So what if Robert E. Lee was a cruel, slave-beating, family separating white supremacist traitor who even kidnapped free black Pennsylvanians and brought them to the south as property? John Kelly's right, we can't judge people from back then by what people today think is right and wrong. Y'know, a lot of people thought it was wrong "back then." That's why there was a war. I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-14 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-14 Pub. Date: 2017-02-14
Image Number: 154533
Caption: It's tough to be principled, Susan. I'm a non-violent guy. But whenever I hear about the atrocities ISIS commits … I kind of wish we could round them up and spank them all with angry porcupines. That is kind of cruel, Lemont. I know. What did the porcupines do to deserve that?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-01 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-01 Pub. Date: 2017-02-01
Image Number: 153973
Caption: There must have been a moment long ago when it all could have done differently, Rosencrantz … When the living could've chosen to be cooperative instead of predatory. Kind instead of cruel. Selfless rather than self-centered. It was probably when the first fish emerged from the sea to walk on land. If only it had been Lucy the fish instead of Sadie. Lucy never should've trusted that Sadie.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-10 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-10 Pub. Date: 2015-02-10
Image Number: 122690
Caption: It's tough to be principled, Susan. I'm a non-violent guy. But whenever I hear about the atrocities ISIS commits … I kind of wish we could round them up and spank them all with angry porcupines. That is kind of cruel, Lemont. I know. What did the porcupines do to deserve that?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-18 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120252
Caption: You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-12)
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-12 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-12 Pub. Date: 2012-06-12
Image Number: 81849
Caption: You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-13 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-13 Pub. Date: 2011-04-13
Image Number: 59638
Caption: I can't open the door, Lemont. Mommy said never to open the door for grown-ups when she's not here. That's it! I can't stand it! I'm never getting custody of m son! Life is a cruel joke! My evil ex's mother is the judge! My lawyer is a six-year-old brat with chicken pox! Go to your room, young man. Huh? That's what Mommy always says when I throw a tantrum. Surprisingly it works. To Hell ... o Kitty ... with you! You can also try sitting in the corner.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-27 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-27 Pub. Date: 2007-12-27
Image Number: 20851
Caption: I can't believe I'm back in Christmas 1982 watching my younger self wait all day by the phone for a call from his dad. …A call that will never come. How could the universe be so cruel? Why do I have to go through this all over again? I'm sitting there alone, just like I remember it, realizing I don't have anyone who wants to be with me. Nobody wants me. Hey, Lemont, wanna come out and play with us? !@#!?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-23 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-23 Pub. Date: 2007-10-23
Image Number: 19035
Caption: Senator Butcherman, some argue that your proposal to throw all Americans into "A Great Big Volcano"… …may actually be bad for America. Well, those folks just aren't seeing the big picture, Wolf. What big picture? This one of me with several school children and a dog. All wearing flag pins, I see.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-22 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-22 Pub. Date: 2007-10-22
Image Number: 19034
Caption: In other news, Senator Butcherman's new "Throw all Americans into a Volcano Act"… …has some questioning his patriotism. Senator Butcherman, thanks for joining us. Wolf, questioning my patriotism is nuts. Senator, they say death by volcano is anti-American. Yes, but they're obviously overlooking this flag pin on my shirt.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-22 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-22 Pub. Date: 2007-06-22
Image Number: 17672
Caption: Pardon, sir, I take English test for citizenship. Do I answer review questions correct? Hmm… Well, first off, "jeece" is not plural for "juice." But is not "geese" plural for "goose"? Hey, what can I tell you, pal? English language is just cruel trick played on foreigners and childreners. "Children."
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-03 cruel 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-05 Pub. Date: 2005-12-03
Image Number: 12393
Caption: November, 2005. This just in … President Bush said today it was absurd for anyone to think America tortures its war prisoners. November, 2005. In other news, Vice President Cheney is lobbying Congress to allow the CIA to torture war prisoners.
     
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