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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-21 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-21 Pub. Date: 2018-12-21
Image Number: 175483
Caption: I'm not buying any gifts this Christmas, Clyde. Say what? Buying someone a gift used to mean something. You used to have to go to the store and think about what they'd like. Now that you can just click a button on their Amazon Wish List, you don’t have to put any thought at all into it. It used to be the THOUGHT that counted. Now it's the THOUGHTLESS that counts. You broke, ain't you. (This cartoon was previously published on 2014-12-05)
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-07 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-07 Pub. Date: 2018-01-07
Image Number: 166341
Caption: I saw that article you wrote about net neutrality being killed. What a bunch of whiny, panicky snowflakery. You wrote "get ready to pay extra to stream your favorite shows and make internet calls." Yeah. Before net neutrality, AT&T throttled Skye and didn't stop until pressured by the FCC and consumers. You scared? You wrote "get ready to pay a fee to connect your smart home to the internet." That's right ... Without net neutrality, there are no rules to prevent your ISP from charging you whatever fees they want. Maybe you need a safe space where the big bad ISP can't get to your piggy bank. You know, you're kind of rude. Oh, you're going to get personal now? You've clearly lost the debate if you have to resort to personal attacks. What the -- you got personal. I was just ... (sigh) ... oh, forget it. Don't get upset. I just won the Gaslighting Association's Internet-Arguing World Championship. I'm just celebrating.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-05 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-05 Pub. Date: 2014-12-05
Image Number: 119645
Caption: I'm not buying any gifts this Christmas, Clyde. Say what? Buying someone a gift used to mean something. You used to have to go to the store and think about what they'd like. Now that you can just click a button on their Amazon Wish List, you don’t have to put any thought at all into it. It used to be the THOUGHT that counted. Now it's the THOUGHTLESS that counts. You broke, ain't you.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-11 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116186
Caption: I've never been happier about the fact that I don’t own my own home. Home Depot may have just been targeted by credit-card hackers. If I were a home owner, I'd shop at Home Depot all the time. My credit card info would've been stolen, and identity thieves would have ruined my life. I've got nothing to worry about unless they start hacking TRANSIENTS DEPOT. Whatever makes you feel better, dude.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-03 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-03 Pub. Date: 2013-02-03
Image Number: 92687
Caption: My iPhone woke me up with an alert this morning, Susan. It said my bank account was overdrawn. I just don’t get it. I'm pretty good with my money. So I went to the café, got my usual mocha, and sat down to try and figure out what's gone wrong. Did you know they sell bacon-wrapped hot dogs? ... Anyway, I went to the movies to clear my head. But the movie was awful. So I went home, turned on my TV, and tried to find something good on cable. There wasn't even anything good on HBO. So I tried Netflix and Hulu+. That's when it dawned on me. ... That you really need to make a budget? Yeah. So I bought a budgeting app. ... And a Star Trek app.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-14 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-14 Pub. Date: 2012-10-14
Image Number: 88131
Caption: Dear Idiot ... I read your "article" about how it's more appropriate to call MIDDLE CLASS CONSUMERS "job creators," because job growth relies on consumer demand. I was EXTREMELY OFFENDED! Your headline was written in HELVETICA, the most heartless, totalitarian font in the world. It's totally devoid of the smooth and supple body of Garamond. Or the firm yet polite lines of Times New Roman. Must respond in COMIC SANS. A man who knows nothing about fonts clearly knows nothing about macro-economics. Buy Candorville books at www.candorville.com.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-26 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-26 Pub. Date: 2009-07-26
Image Number: 36433
Caption: You're right, Mr. Brown. We sent you a misleading ad suggesting that if you'd consolidate all your debt onto our card, that would help lead to good credit. Then when your other creditors saw the large balance you put on our card, they thought you were a credit risk and lowered your credit limits. ... And since that was OUR FAULT, it's wrong for us to lower your credit limit just because other creditors lowered their limits. One second .. Ok, I've restored your high credit limit. Please accept our apologies. Wow, I didn't expect y-- Hey, Big L ... Here's all the money you ever loaned me since we was kids. With interest. NOOOOOOO!!!!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-22 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-22 Pub. Date: 2009-03-22
Image Number: 30979
Caption: Today. Dear Feudalbanc Massacard customer, we've decreased your credit limit from $980 to $250 because one of your creditors recently increased your APR. Yesterday, 2pm. Dear Feudalbanc Massacard customer, we've raised your APR from 3.99% to 29.99% because one of your creditors recently decreased your credit limit. Yesterday, 9am. Dear Feudalbanc Massacard customer, we've decreased your credit limit from $12,400 to $950 because you have a high balance on a recently opened card. The day before yesterday. Dear Feudalbanc Massacard customer, you're pre-approved for a SECOND Feudalbanc card! Consolidate ALL YOUR DEBT onto it, and you'll be on your way to better credit!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-01 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-01 Pub. Date: 2009-02-01
Image Number: 29706
Caption: Health Expo '09. Posture Analysis. Get advice today! Perfect spine.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-03 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-03 Pub. Date: 2008-06-03
Image Number: 23872
Caption: You did what? I got a new Feudalbanc Massacard… …And used it to pay off my Cittobank Vistacard, so I could use that to pay off my Discovery Card, so I could use that to pay off my Luciferbanc Massacard… …Which I then used to pay off my American Excess Card... ...Which I'll now use to pay off my Feudalbanc Massacard. The circle of death.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-02 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-02 Pub. Date: 2008-06-02
Image Number: 23871
Caption: With Feudalbanc Massacard's 0% APR on balance transfers, you can consolidate all your credit cards and save $$$! And then, six months later, we'll jack up your APR so you'll end up paying twice as much, falling behind and getting huge late fees! Sign here totally wreck your life. x_______. Sign here to tally wreck your life. x___Lemont Brown (signature).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-17 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-17 Pub. Date: 2008-02-17
Image Number: 21774
Caption: Here we have a huge stake in a lovely financial services corporation. This bedrock of American capitalism comes complete with the mortgage lenders, consumer credit cards, brokerage houses, and the economic security of the United States. Bidding starts at $20 billion. $20 billion! $30 billion! We have $30 billion. $30 billion going once... $30 billion going twice... SOLD, to the gentlemen from China for $30 billion. Now I know this isn't where they're auctioning off Captain Kirk's toupee. You want Room H360. Here we have a beautiful system of roads and bridges.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-07 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-07 Pub. Date: 2008-02-07
Image Number: 21593
Caption: Any moment, the economy's going to turn around, and you'll have me to thank. I spent the rest of that $600 check the government sent me. Bought a computer, some trousers, and toys for my kid. Just wait, my increased demand is going to lead to more jobs any second now. Meanwhile, in China... Ship to: U.S.A.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-18 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-18 Pub. Date: 2007-06-18
Image Number: 17668
Caption: Do your feet stink? Are you thirsty several times a day? Call your doctor and ask if Plasseebo is right for you. The pill industry is evil. Do you get tired at night?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-22 consumer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-22 Pub. Date: 2007-01-22
Image Number: 15864
Caption: If there was this, y'know … thing that was destructive to the community … this thing that you know makes bruthas soft and stupid when they use it … would it be wrong to sell it to 'em if you knew you'd make big $$$? YES!!! Yeah, I think it's a gray area too, dawg.
     
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