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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-02 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-02 Pub. Date: 2019-10-02
Image Number: 179727
Caption: I saw your free wi-fi sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to BUY something, it's not free! Ok. The password is buysomethingorgetout. Is that uppercase or lower?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-19 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-19 Pub. Date: 2019-05-19
Image Number: 177643
Caption: NASA found seven earthlike planets, Randy. Amazing times, little buddy. And they're all in the same star system. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Almost certainly not. I'm thinking it's not coincidence. There are seven earthlike worlds in that system, and seven continents on earth. Stop! I don't want to hear any crazy conspiracy theories! Not everything is connected! Get over it, loser! I always thought it was fishy that both the first Jewish menorah and the Kwanzaa kinara have seven candles. We should have our own astronomy show. STOP!!! Come to think of it, I once dated seven sisters from Caracas, which has seven letters. Coincidence???
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-13 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-13 Pub. Date: 2018-07-13
Image Number: 172717
Caption: At the refugee internment camp. I feel for the babies and their asylum-seeking parents. Most fled for their lives, only to have their families ripped apart. And when they're deported, many of those men, women and children will face certain doom. I've never known you to be so compassionate, boss. Most of them couldn't use any vast savings to bribe stooges - I mean, their connections on the city council - to donate a condemned storefront so they could open a new cafe once they're smuggled out of jail. VERY BAD MAN. Times like these make me conscious of my privilege.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-26 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-26 Pub. Date: 2018-06-26
Image Number: 172488
Caption: I said, I'm a reporter and I want to come down and interview refugees at the detention facility. I'm sorry, you're breaking up. What did you say? Are you stalling for time and hoping I'll give up and go away? 'Cause that' what it seems like you're doing. I can't ... hear y ... must b ... a bad c ... nection. You just paused a bunch of times. It was obvious. No it w ... not.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-07 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-07 Pub. Date: 2018-01-07
Image Number: 166341
Caption: I saw that article you wrote about net neutrality being killed. What a bunch of whiny, panicky snowflakery. You wrote "get ready to pay extra to stream your favorite shows and make internet calls." Yeah. Before net neutrality, AT&T throttled Skye and didn't stop until pressured by the FCC and consumers. You scared? You wrote "get ready to pay a fee to connect your smart home to the internet." That's right ... Without net neutrality, there are no rules to prevent your ISP from charging you whatever fees they want. Maybe you need a safe space where the big bad ISP can't get to your piggy bank. You know, you're kind of rude. Oh, you're going to get personal now? You've clearly lost the debate if you have to resort to personal attacks. What the -- you got personal. I was just ... (sigh) ... oh, forget it. Don't get upset. I just won the Gaslighting Association's Internet-Arguing World Championship. I'm just celebrating.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-08 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-08 Pub. Date: 2017-06-08
Image Number: 158828
Caption: Sir, we're not going to be flying over the North Pole. But isn't that the fastest way to Russia? Yes, but as you may know, the North Pole is a totalitarian dictatorship embroiled in a bloody civil war between state forces and elfin rebels. I don't follow the news. Anyway, my ticket says we transfer to a connecting flight there. Didn't you guys already know about this war? That's not why we're avoiding it. Santa International just melted. @#$% global warming.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-26 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-26 Pub. Date: 2017-02-26
Image Number: 154301
Caption: My cousin can't walk anymore. What? Why? Her legs just stopped working all of a sudden. Doctors don't know what's causing it yet. I feel so powerless, and so selfish. Selfish? … for feeling powerless. I'm not the one this happened to. I'm not the one who can't walk anymore. What right do I have to feel powerless? We're all connected, Lemont. If I ever tell you my feet hurt, I want you to smack me.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-15 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-15 Pub. Date: 2016-10-15
Image Number: 149614
Caption: It's been a year since that magical night we spent near the lighthouse, and in jail … but Vancouver and I have been texting and Skyping almost every day since. Now I’m going to see her again in just six hours. I bet there'll be actual electricity when we touch. It's good that you're tempering your expectations.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-04 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-04 Pub. Date: 2016-09-04
Image Number: 147443
Caption: Scientists proved quantum entanglement is a thing. They split one subatomic particle into two, and then found that when they did something to one half, the other half was affected too. Meanwhile, they also proved the location of subatomic particles is dependent on observation. Until it's observed, a particle exists in different locations simultaneously. I know. The act of observing it collapses all those locations into one. And no one know why that is. Scientists also believe that every particle in the universe is entangled with every other particle because they were all part of the same singularity that exploded during the big bang. Don't you see, Susan? When we decide to find a particle's position, the particle decides to have one, because that particle is quantum-entangled with us! Ok ... but why'd you ask if I was followed coming here? An observer observing an observer who's observing an observer who observed how observation works just might be what caused the last big bang,
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-21 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-21 Pub. Date: 2015-04-21
Image Number: 125855
Caption: Hello, you've reached Concast Cable's re-connection department. To answer your question, yes, we can reconnect the tv service you canceled, for an additional $85/month. What are you talking about? I didn't ask you any questions, and you called me. Yes, we CAN be there tomorrow between 8-5. You people are getting desperate. Do not lean on door.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-10 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-10 Pub. Date: 2015-01-10
Image Number: 121081
Caption: I don't have any family heirlooms to give to my little boy, Susan. What? You know, like a cool old watch, or a mysterious old ring. Something to connect him to his past. That's what you're for, Lemont. You mean when I die, I should have them turn my ashes into a ring? No, that's ... wait, they can do that?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-25 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-25 Pub. Date: 2011-09-25
Image Number: 65650
Caption: Beyonce gonna have Jay-Z baby. You know what that mean? It mean in ten years, we gonna have to listen to music from some kid who didn't have to pay no dues, 'cause her parents had connections and handed her a fat career on a silver platter. What that kid gonna sing about? True art come from struggle an' heartache. What kinda struggle an' heartache that kid gonna have? She'll have to deal with everyone thinking her struggles and heartaches are frivolous. That ain't nothing!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-13 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-13 Pub. Date: 2011-01-13
Image Number: 56140
Caption: What do you think about that whole "The man is the head, the woman is the neck" theory? Don't tell anyone, but … I'm fine with it. I like a man who's a MAN. Who takes care of business. I don't like wimps. Neck's cool. As long as I'm right there connected to the head. Any man who thinks I'm a toe has some hurt waiting for him. Technically, the toe IS connected to the head.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-05 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-05 Pub. Date: 2010-06-05
Image Number: 48017
Caption: Hi, this is AT&T. Your monthly payment for your iPhone service is past due. Would you like to pay with a credit card? Yeah, I would. The number is five two thr … sv … zero zero n … f … two one … … eigh … n … ……. … zero. Um … could you repeat that, sir? I'm sorry ... Your adequate service in return for my monthly payment is past due.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-07 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-07 Pub. Date: 2010-01-07
Image Number: 42639
Caption: At the ad agency, Susan meets with Fox "News" … "Why won't you people (hic) lishun ta me?" The Crazy Guy in an Alley Show. Itsh very simple: gays want to fight in the armArmy. You know who hash arms? Alligators. Alligatorsh live in Florida. Cuba is near Florida. Florida is home to Cape Kennedy! Clearly, John F. Kennedy was behind the gay conshpiracy to convert our alligators to Communishm. I don't think I can sell this. We have to top "Glenn Beck" somehow. Am i the only one who sees this, pePeople?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-16 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-16 Pub. Date: 2009-09-16
Image Number: 38470
Caption: Just read your new column: "What Chucho's Hauling Van Tells us about Health Care Reform." What an unorthodox metaphor. Sometimes, Brown, I marvel at how a man's brain can make the connections yours makes. Um … thanks? Sir? Yes? Was that praise or an insult? I hope someday you'll donate your synapses to science.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-02 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-02 Pub. Date: 2009-04-02
Image Number: 31251
Caption: Twitter. Vampire closing in. If don't make it, some1 feed my goldfish. Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Error: No internet connection. Time out. Huh? What're you doing? Trying to update my Twitter feed at Twitter.com/Candorville. All 12 of my subscribers want to hear every little detail of my life. Connection established. Ok, let's go. Vampire behind the times. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-25 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-25 Pub. Date: 2009-03-25
Image Number: 31149
Caption: What does Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele think he's doing? Ain't no party like a GOP Party 'cause a GOP Party don't stop. I think he's trying to tell us that, in the wake of a history-changing election, the GOP realizes it has to incorporate ideas that appeal to the priorities and values of minorities and young people. Watch me back my thang up!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-07 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-07 Pub. Date: 2008-10-07
Image Number: 27220
Caption: Anderson Cooper, are you in there? Whu…what are the charges? What'd I do? No charges. Our mission's come through. We're to accompany Delta Force up the Nodung River to rescue John McCain's long-lost honor. Only one problem… The Bush is over-run with Charlie. No, Delta Force was needed in Afghanistan, so-- Hi, I'm Chuck Norris. You may know me from such films as Delta Force, and Delta Force 2, The Colombia Connection.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-11 connection 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-11 Pub. Date: 2008-08-11
Image Number: 25784
Caption: Al Gall-Mart's regional headquarters… Sir, why did you call us here? Oh, no reason. Can't a corporation summon thousands of workers to mandatory meetings without there being some sort of "reason"? We just want to hang out. Maybe play some team-building games. Ooh! I know! Maybe a word association game. I'll say something like "Obama," and you'll say something like "dangerous."
     
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