It all started when everybody forgot their passwords.
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Frank and Ernest
The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like, they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords!