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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-07 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-07 Pub. Date: 2018-01-07
Image Number: 166341
Caption: I saw that article you wrote about net neutrality being killed. What a bunch of whiny, panicky snowflakery. You wrote "get ready to pay extra to stream your favorite shows and make internet calls." Yeah. Before net neutrality, AT&T throttled Skye and didn't stop until pressured by the FCC and consumers. You scared? You wrote "get ready to pay a fee to connect your smart home to the internet." That's right ... Without net neutrality, there are no rules to prevent your ISP from charging you whatever fees they want. Maybe you need a safe space where the big bad ISP can't get to your piggy bank. You know, you're kind of rude. Oh, you're going to get personal now? You've clearly lost the debate if you have to resort to personal attacks. What the -- you got personal. I was just ... (sigh) ... oh, forget it. Don't get upset. I just won the Gaslighting Association's Internet-Arguing World Championship. I'm just celebrating.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-29 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-29 Pub. Date: 2017-12-29
Image Number: 166537
Caption: You do it all the time, bruh. You convinced yourself you loved Justice League an' Batman v Superman. You convinced y'self you like Ghostbusters 2. You convinced y'self you liked From Justice to Kelly … From Justin to Kelly was criminally underrated. I ain't never seen no one so unwilling to admit he got bad taste. As musical romantic comedies starring American Idol competitors go, it was by far the best.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-05 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-05 Pub. Date: 2016-02-05
Image Number: 138596
Caption: The Double Date. Bzzzzz. Susan's date. Lemont's date, joining them via Skype. Bzzzz. Oh my … they sure are going at it. Oh, I wish we could be doing that. Bzzzzzzz. You know … and I'm just putting this out there … not everything's a competition. Did you find my hat?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-04 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-04 Pub. Date: 2016-01-04
Image Number: 137375
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-17).
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-23 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 136830
Caption: Your double date gonna go well, bruh, just keep in mind it ain't no competition. I met Susan date already. It don't matter that he taller than you. It don't matter that he richer, stronger, prettier, smarter, an' funnier than you, neither. Maybe I should just stay home. Oh, that's what I forgot. Brotha got a better home than you, too.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-09 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-09 Pub. Date: 2015-12-09
Image Number: 136221
Caption: I've been thinking, Susan … you're seeing someone, I'm seeing someone … why don't we go on a double date? Double dates are awesome. The competition accelerates relationships. Competition? Sure. If we see you guys being all couply, we'll do the same just so you don't think you've got a better deal than we do. Who told you that's the point of a double date? And if you guys bicker, we'll know we've got the better deal.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-01 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-01 Pub. Date: 2015-11-01
Image Number: 134209
Caption: I was supposed to give a speech in Omaha. I spent months perfecting my Powerpoint. Dr. Noodle. When I got there, there was no monitor. No projector. Nothing. But that's ok, that's happened before. I asked if they had an easel and paper so I could draw charts on the fly. They gave me an 8.5"x11" notepad. 800 people in a huge room can't see anything on an 8.5"x11" notepad. I said "That's ok. I've got some funny stories." But when I got on stage, there was no microphone. Stories aren't usually funny when you yell them. Is that when you knocked over the podium, got arrested, and they put you on 72-hour psych hold? No. That's when they served cake, and I thought "I have to compete with cake? Nobody can compete with cake."
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-07 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-07 Pub. Date: 2015-09-07
Image Number: 132201
Caption: I'll be sitting front row center at Trump's press conference. So? I'll be sitting front row center at the Kanye concert. It's not a competition, Clyde. I know, fool. He the only one performing. What? What?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-01 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-01 Pub. Date: 2015-09-01
Image Number: 131899
Caption: I think you're wrong when you say Airbnb and things like it are ruining the economy and putting people out of work. A couple months ago, I was browsing their site. It made me really feel like traveling. So I took a weekend trip to Cameroon. But it turned out the Airbnb I loved wasn't any cheaper than a hotel, so I booked the hotel room. That's anecdotal evidence, Susan. Anecdotal evidence doesn't prove anything. How do you know that? Well ... from what I've seen, anecdotal evidence is often misleading.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-31 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-31 Pub. Date: 2015-08-31
Image Number: 131898
Caption: Wanna take an Uber to the movies? Great idea, Susan. I've always wanted to put cab drivers out of business. Maybe we can stay at an Airbnb afterward, so we can also put motels and hotels out of business … along with all their maids, janitors, clerks, bellhops, parking attendants and receptionists. It's just a ride to the movies. It's a ride to massive unemployment.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-23 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-23 Pub. Date: 2015-04-23
Image Number: 125857
Caption: Dang, bruh … American Idol be really, really bad this year. Where they be findin' all these mediocre singers? I can't picture not a one of them bein' on the radio. This is the best they can find in a country of 320 million people? If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say it's no coincidence they're getting us used to voting for mediocre talent just as the presidential election season starts. When "Gilligan Island" be on?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-07 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-07 Pub. Date: 2015-04-07
Image Number: 125199
Caption: Dick, I stepped out for two minutes to find a spoon, and when I returned, my chicken soup smelled a lot like Ex-Lax. The laxative. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? I don't know what you mean, Ms. Garcia. Anyway, if for ANY reason you're unable to give that big presentation today, I could totally step in for you. No thanks, Dick. I'll be fine. I didn't eat it. You look thirsty. Let me bring you some tea.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-13 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-13 Pub. Date: 2014-10-13
Image Number: 117629
Caption: Lemme see them want ads when you done, Big L. Um … There aren't any. You lying? You tryna make sure ain't nobody can compete with you? Of course not. Lemme borrow a quarter to get my own paper. There are no quarters. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-21).
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-10 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-10 Pub. Date: 2014-08-10
Image Number: 114243
Caption: Sometimes it seems like everything is something vs. something else. What do you mean? There's the obvious: Russia vs. Ukraine, Israel vs. Palestine, Syria vs. Syria, Cartels vs. Latin America, cops vs. citizens … Right vs. left, religion vs. science, rich vs. poor, employers' rights vs. employees' rights, mankind vs. nature ... Um ... Batman vs. Superman ... Sometimes it's best to end your point while it still seems profound. Robin Thicke's career vs. Miley Cyrus ... Oh, never mind. What's I tell you?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-28 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-28 Pub. Date: 2013-11-28
Image Number: 104373
Caption: … So I've had it with Dick Fink, Lemont. He's always spying on me, trying to dig up dirt to get me fired. I finally convinced old man Fitzhugh to let me fire the little troll. No, no severance package. Nothing. Nada. Score one for team Garcia. Hello, and welcome to moviefone ...
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-17 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-17 Pub. Date: 2012-05-17
Image Number: 80978
Caption: 1982. Mrs. Desilettes sent us up to the board two at a time to see who could divide faster. Did you win? I put down the chalk and told her "I refuse to participate in your divisive attempt to pit children against one another.? Dios mio. I told her this was how the arms race started.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-22 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-22 Pub. Date: 2011-08-22
Image Number: 64816
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. But that makes no sense, sir! We should do what we're good at! For instance ... surveys show that comics are the main reason a lot of reason people buy the newspaper. We should run more of them, larger, and all together. Websites can't do that, especially on the iPhone or Android. Don't interrupt Brown. But, Mr. W.. It's rude. As I was saying: To compete with the iPhone, we're going to shrink the paper to the size of it.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-29 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-29 Pub. Date: 2011-06-29
Image Number: 62673
Caption: Doctor Noodle. Your credentials are impressive. Winner of the Sigmund Freud Award. Three years running. Winner of the Candorville psychologists who work on Gilman Street between Third and Fourth Avenues Association Award. Competition was fierce. Nobel prize ... ... Third runner up? Should've shaved for the swimsuit round.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-28 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-28 Pub. Date: 2011-02-28
Image Number: 21742
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. We're losing readers to the internet and TV. It's just dang hard for print to compete with other media. People want images, images, images. Hold on a sec… …Jane, we need to save some money. Drop four or five comic strips. Anyway, if only there were some way we could compete with the other media...
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-12 competition 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-12 Pub. Date: 2010-12-12
Image Number: 55016
Caption: I think I need to be more "guy." Huh? This guy on the bus asked what I thought about "UFC" and "Quinton Rampage Jackson." This guy seemed so … so GUY. I bet he showers in beer and dries off with a torque wrench. For some reason, I didn't wanna confess that I had no idea who "Rampage" was, so I said what I always say in these situations ... "He needs to work on his moves." Only one thing could make me feel like LESS of a guy right now. Rampage should've quit after that smackdown Evans gave him.
     
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