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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-28 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-28 Pub. Date: 2019-03-28
Image Number: 176942
Caption: Your article about the electoral college was riddled with inaccuracies. You mean my humor column? The electoral college not a for-profit, fake real estate training program started by James and Ivanka Madison to defraud people out of their life savings. It was a joke. And Hollywood actors and rich CEOs did not bribe people to get their spoiled kids into the electoral college. It was a joke. (Sigh) People always get extra-literal when their worldview is challenged. We're talking about my view of the electoral college, not of the world.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-12 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-12 Pub. Date: 2019-02-12
Image Number: 176282
Caption: I wrote about your hatred for Aristotle in my latest column. You did what? I asked Is a genius still a genius if he believed some people are just naturally inferior and should be slaves? Is it wrong to go on celebrating a person's contributions if that person turns out to be detestable? You didn't use my name in this article, did you? I'm pretty sure my article was the first time in history Aristotle appeared in the same sentence with R. Kelly.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-07 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-07 Pub. Date: 2018-09-07
Image Number: 173883
Caption: I read that news article you wrote comparing the president to a mafia boss. You mean my humor column? It was totally inaccurate. Yes, the president called Cohen his fixer. And yes, he keeps praising stooges who don't flip on him. But he never gave Jared Kushner the title of patsy. He never threatened to make Mueller's career sleep with the fishes. And he does not celebrate signing every executive order by yelling bada-bing! (Sigh) you always know someone has no argument when he gets extra-literal about everything. A person can't get literal. A person's interpretation does that. Don't you know anything?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-30 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-30 Pub. Date: 2016-01-30
Image Number: 138300
Caption: The Double Date. So, my best friend says you're a writer, like him. No offense, but how do we know you're not just using him, hoping to get published on his blog? Sent. She's replying … I write a humpr column that runs in about 1800 papers in three labguages. I've written two New York Times best-sellwrs. They've been adqpted into a Broadway play, a movie, and a TV seriea on HPO ... Well her spelling is atrocious. Pretty sure they're typos. Your best frond is in good hands.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-02 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-02 Pub. Date: 2010-09-02
Image Number: 51489
Caption: I was humiliated but just as I got up to leave, people who'd just bought books from Stephen King started coming to MY table. Dozens of them. I've never read your work before, but I love what you said during the discussion. I teach prisoners to think about things other than their own lives, and I made your column required reading. Thank you, sir, thank you. I'll leave out the flashback about the other guy who only asked me where the bathroom was. Ok.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-17 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-17 Pub. Date: 2010-08-17
Image Number: 50977
Caption: Audience question for Lemont about your autobiographical newspaper column: "Will Lemont ever end up with Susan?" I don’t get that. Why do readers automatically assume two characters should end up together … … Just 'cause they're compatible in every way, immensely attracted to each other, and feel complete when the other one is around? I mean seriously, people ... stop reading so much into that.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-28 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-28 Pub. Date: 2010-07-28
Image Number: 50001
Caption: The satirical world of Lemont's newspaper column is filled with characters from his real life -- whom he depicts as duplicitous and evil -- like his fiancée, Roxanne. How does Roxanne feel about that? Earlier that evening … Is there anything you DON'T want me to ask? Well ... I'm going through a messy custody fight with my ex-fiancée, Roxanne. I don't want to talk about her AT ALL. How do you spell your name again, Wendy?
     
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Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-06 Pub. Date: 2010-07-06
Image Number: 49262
Caption: I've enjoyed your column ever since we added it. Our whole chain added it. All 95 papers. Huh? I thought I was just in the Candorville Chronicle. You didn't know? Trigon Corp. bought The Chronicle, … merged its editorial staff with all its other papers, and added you to all of them. What? When? Huh? What do you do at the Chronicle, again? I'm an investigative journalist and blogger.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-09 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-09 Pub. Date: 2010-04-09
Image Number: 45962
Caption: Really, mister? YOU wrote this humor column for the newspaper? Yeah, what do you think, kid? I think if you included some swearing, you'd be a lot funnier. Hahaha, I'd also be unemployed. Aren't you concerned about being unemployed because you're not funny?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-07 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-07 Pub. Date: 2010-04-07
Image Number: 45960
Caption: Sir, I noticed you've replaced our political columnists with Mark Twain articles from the year 1900. That's right, Brown. Saves a little money … appeals to older folks … … If it works for our comics page, it can work for our opinion page. "I bring you the stately matron called Christendome ... Give her soap and a towel, but hide the looking-glass." What's that even mean? An extra two months in the black.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-06 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-06 Pub. Date: 2010-04-06
Image Number: 45965
Caption: Sir, there's gotta be a better way to save $150 grand than replacing our political satirist … … with a syndicated humor column from North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. Humor is humor. What's it matter where it comes from? "A duck and a South Korean spy walk into North Korea. The spy says to the duck, "Why were we caught and imprisoned?" ... The duck says "Because you didn't duck." I fail to see the problem.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-05 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-05 Pub. Date: 2010-04-05
Image Number: 45958
Caption: The Candorville Chronicle. Perry White meets with an ACME syndicate salesman. Sorry, we already have a political satirist. Sage Blithely is local! He's funny! Insightful! Relevant! Has his finger on the pulse of our community! … And you pay him $150 grand per year. We can give you a weekly humor column by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il for $5. An nyoung ha seh ho. You speak Korean? For $150 grand, I'll speak Klingon.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-05 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-13 Pub. Date: 2008-01-05
Image Number: 21003
Caption: Blog hungry. Blog must have new column from Lemont soon or Blog will starve. Blog tie up little editor. Will release when have new column. …Otherwise will harm. Xoxo, Blog. Hey, at least your editor has a sense of humor.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-07 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-07 Pub. Date: 2010-03-07
Image Number: 44616
Caption: Put. The fork. Down. 'scuse me? I'm you from two years in the future. Keep eating that stuff, you'll end up at Jenny Craig. You won't even have to move, you'll just expand until you're sitting in their office. Hey! That … … That's funny. Can I use that in my next column for the paper? Sure. Just be sure to give me credit. HA HA HA HA HA. You gonna eat that?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-22 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-22 Pub. Date: 2009-10-22
Image Number: 39859
Caption: Look, it's after hours, you can clock out. You don't have to keep being the "therapist". Fascinating. When you're done writing a column, do you no longer feel you're a journalist? Whatever. We've been on this highway for hours now. Tell me which exit to take to get you home! Which exit do you FEEL you should take? AAAARGH!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-16 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-16 Pub. Date: 2009-09-16
Image Number: 38470
Caption: Just read your new column: "What Chucho's Hauling Van Tells us about Health Care Reform." What an unorthodox metaphor. Sometimes, Brown, I marvel at how a man's brain can make the connections yours makes. Um … thanks? Sir? Yes? Was that praise or an insult? I hope someday you'll donate your synapses to science.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-15 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-15 Pub. Date: 2009-09-15
Image Number: 38469
Caption: Hey, Al Mendoza! Can't really talk right now, brother, I have a column due in an hour and I have writer's block. Yeah, that's why I called! SO Mari an' I are driving down on Sloat and Sunset, and there's this big white van. Says "Chucho's Hauling" on the side. But IT'S ALWAYS THERE! For like a month it hasn't moved at all! What's Chucho Hauling, gravity? ... You can use that in your column. Anyway, there's something there. Make it work. Peace! GET OFF THE PHONE!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-14 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-14 Pub. Date: 2009-09-14
Image Number: 38468
Caption: You have mail. Hi Mr. White, I'm uploading my new column for tomorrow's paper right now! That way you can go home on time for once so you don't continue to alienate your wife and children. Also, in my spare time I baked you a cake. Your pal, Lemont.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-09 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-09 Pub. Date: 2009-08-09
Image Number: 37137
Caption: Your question has been answered! Ask Dear Annie. Q: Is there a telltale sign my relationship is over? A: Dear "Concerned," the #1 sign your relationship is over is asking whether there are signs your relationship is over.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-28 column 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-28 Pub. Date: 2009-05-28
Image Number: 34377
Caption: Dear Annie, my father-in-law said I'm not man enough for his little girl. So I showed him one of my epithelial cells under extreme magnification and pointed out the Y chromosome. So what I want to know is, is there a non-surgical way to remove an atomic wedgie? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!
     
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