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41. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-21 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-21 Pub. Date: 2011-12-21
Image Number: 74335
Caption: Are you gonna take Lionel to his mom's house for Christmas? Families should be together on Christmas. I called her. … And I don’t care if she was joking or not, she's pure evil. That's mean. Before hanging up on me, she said she only celebrates Halloween. Still, "evil"? She said they ate lawyer, with all the trimmings.
     
42. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-20 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 74334
Caption: Are you sure you don’t wanna just dress up as Santa for your son, like everyone else does? "Everyone else" does not do that. Jews have Hanukkah Harry and Muslims have Ramadan Raheem … Also knows as "Harry Clause" and "Raheem Clause…" … And writers have "Subordinate Clause." Now I know what you're gonna say, you never use a semicolon with a subordinate clause. But just roll with it. Not ... At ... All ... What I was gonna say.
     
43. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-19 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-19 Pub. Date: 2011-12-19
Image Number: 74333
Caption: What're you doing for your first holidays alone with Lionel? I've already got the pencil picked out. He can help me decorate it. I bought fancy ornaments. You can see them if you squint. Are those gold? When it comes to the birthday of the great author in the sky, I spare no expense. Do other writers ever back away from you slowly? Maybe I should've let him pick out the pencil.
     
44. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-16 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-16 Pub. Date: 2011-10-16
Image Number: 66180
Caption: Dr. Noodle. Nobody talks about me anymore. I'm a has-been. A nobody. Like you. No offense, buddy. None taken. None of the big stores is even mentioning me. Mr. Claus ... you do know it's October, right? Don't rub it in, pal. In the nineties, when things were going great, stores would be all up in my business, talking about me as early as Labor Day. It's tough to cope with the loss of celebrity. But with a lot of hard work, you can avoid the usual downward spiral of booze, womanizing and rehab. Focus on bettering yourself. Shed your anger. Learn yoga. Lose weight. How'd you like a lifetime supply of coal, buddy?
     
45. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-24 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-24 Pub. Date: 2010-12-24
Image Number: 55459
Caption: Hello, creditor, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out stimulating the economy by buying gifts I can't afford with money I don't have, after which I'll be unable to pay you back. Merry Christmas, and thank you for helping me do my patriotic duty. Beep.
     
46. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-23 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-23 Pub. Date: 2010-12-23
Image Number: 55458
Caption: It's gonna be a good Christmas. How do you know? The president believes the debt commission hasn't gone far enough in recommending cuts to services for the poor, the middle class and the elderly. So, meet the new Co-Chairmen of the debt commission: The Grinch, and Ebenezer Scrooge. I don't believe that happened, Lemont. With those two guys distracted, Christmas is gonna be great.
     
47. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-22 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-22 Pub. Date: 2010-12-22
Image Number: 55457
Caption: Why should I loan you two dollars, Clyde? It's Christmas time, Big L. I'm only thinking of you, bruh. You're gonna get me a two-dollar gift with my own money? Nah, that's just silly. I'ma use it for bus fare when I go return the gift you give me.
     
48. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-21 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-21 Pub. Date: 2010-12-21
Image Number: 55456
Caption: I was really only helping Clyde find a Christmas tree. I've already got my Christmas pen. Your what? The whole decorating-a-Christmas-tree thing always struck me as kind of … Pagan. I think it's more appropriate to celebrate the great author in the sky by decorating a pen or a pencil. Dios mio. I'm gonna put this star on the top.
     
49. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-20 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 55455
Caption: I could've sworn I saw you and Clyde looking through my window last night. It's not what it looked like, Susan. Then what is it? We were Christmas tree shopping. This year we can't afford our own trees, so we're scoping out which ones we're going to take when their owners dump them on the curb after new year's. I'd rather it HAD been what it looked like. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, GREAT RECESSION!
     
50. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-23 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-23 Pub. Date: 2010-10-23
Image Number: 53250
Caption: The holidays are just around the corner, and it's making me so @#$% depressed, Doc. The economy's so bad I had to lay off twelve elves … and now slave labor in Outsourcistan is picking up the slack. Couldn't afford to pay for their health insurance? Not just that. I'd slashed their pay already ... ... So they were going hungry. Started to look at Blitzen the wrong way.
     
51. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-24 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-24 Pub. Date: 2008-12-24
Image Number: 28945
Caption: God offered me world peace last night. Riiiiight. What I need that fo'? I told 'im jus' gimme some solid gold hubcaps. Tha' what I want. Uh-huh. CRASH! Air mail. Roscoe's Hubcap Emporium. Now tha' what I'm talking 'bout. NNNOOOOO!!!
     
52. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-23 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-23 Pub. Date: 2008-12-23
Image Number: 28944
Caption: Are you sure you wouldn't rather I bestow world peace upon thee for Christmas, Clyde? No, just the hubcaps. Your fellow man has been at war for millennia, Clyde. I offer you a chance to end it now, and for all time. You might want to do that, is all I'm saying. Well how much could I get f'dis "world peace" on e-bay? Oh, for the love of ME...
     
53. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-22 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-22 Pub. Date: 2008-12-22
Image Number: 28943
Caption: What would you like for Christmas, Clyde? Tupac? No, Clyde. It's God. Would you like world peace? Would you like an end to sickness and suffering? I'd like some solid gold hubcaps. But you don't even have a car, Clyde.
     
54. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-21 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-21 Pub. Date: 2008-12-21
Image Number: 28939
Caption: So you're saying you delivered all the gifts last summer. I figured the cost of reindeer fuel would skyrocket in December. Lichen's cheaper in the off-season. Of course. Anyway, I delivered Xboxes, iPods, the works. But just this week, kids from all over the world sent me their wishes. They don't want iPods. They want their mommies and daddies to have their jobs and their homes back. I see. And you feel you've crushed their dreams, condemning them to lives of bitterness and despair. Actually, I was wondering why I'm such a tightwad, but thanks for giving me another complex.
     
55. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-20 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-20 Pub. Date: 2008-12-20
Image Number: 28822
Caption: Christmas Trees $25. Sustainable-farmed, grass-fed, free-range, organic Christmas trees $150. Guilt works.
     
56. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-21 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-21 Pub. Date: 2008-09-21
Image Number: 26784
Caption: 8/31, 2:15 p.m. - Consorted with known illegal alien. Case #17700503-A: Lemont Brown a.k.a. "Big L" Compiled by Federal Agent Eugene O. Murphy.
     
57. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-31 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-31 Pub. Date: 2008-08-31
Image Number: 26243
Caption: In this economy, off-peak travel is much more affordable.
     
58. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-07 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-07 Pub. Date: 2008-01-07
Image Number: 21005
Caption: I know I never called, but there was a lot-- but-- listen--. Momma, I would have wished you a Merry Christmas, but then Bill O'Reilly would've won. Hello? Hello? That woman has no sense of humor.
     
59. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-01 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 20999
Caption: What did you get for Christmas, Lemont? Absolute proof there is no GREAT AUTHOR IN THE SKY. NBC canceled "Journeyman," one of the best TV shows I've ever seen in my whole entire life. Oh, and then there's the war and everything. Dios mio.
     
60. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-30 Christmas 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-30 Pub. Date: 2007-12-30
Image Number: 20854
Caption: I used to get all worked up when people said "Happy Holidays." I used to accuse them of waging a secular-progressive war against Christmas. I used to accuse them of trying to evict Christ from the public square. I'd demand to know why they hated Christ. But last week, a frail little old man with a cane said "Happy Holidays," and I... oh dear Lord, I... Go on. ...I just said... "Thank you." I see. You're afraid to acknowledge regret over your past overreactions. I'm afraid I'm losing my war-on-Christmas spirit.
     
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