Chinese Food. Crack! Crack! Your lotto # is 6-11-18-7-42-6-1. Hmm… mine's blank. Hah! I guess that's it for me, then. Bonk Rustle. Rustle.
AAAAGH! What? What?! I was creepin' up on this dude wallet. He never saw me comin'. But outta no place he threw some salt over his shoulder. Went right into my eyes. AAAAAGGH! Well, clearly he was throwing salt over his shoulder for luck. Huh? Kinda like how we all nuzzle the Buddha statue's belly whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant. Guess it worked for him, huh? What? Why're you looking at me like that? we all WHAT?