That personal ad I wrote for my human is getting some odd responsesâ€¦. Online personals I'm the 1 4 U! I drive a 4x4, make 50K & am 6'2"", 220! Did you say string? Woo! Tie me up, baby! What's this "opposable thumbs" stuff? Call me..Hey this one looks pretty good... Scotland - Gentle loving human. Good lap. Feeds the cat regularly and is home a lot. This one looks good! Och, nooo! It's in the states!
I can't help you tame that cat, but I heard of a guy who lives out in the countryâ€¦ â€¦ He's got a gentle way with a cat, and I hear he can work wondersâ€¦ â€¦ They call him â€¦ The Cat Whisperer. Psst! Whisper Whisper. ?
If Catzilla's eggs hatch, her kittens will run rampant! Our only change is to call in the S.P.C.A! SCREECH! S.P.C.A. We'll get those kittens adopted if it's the last thing we do! SPCA