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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-31 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-31 Pub. Date: 2019-01-31
Image Number: 176034
Caption: Dick Fink is such a jerk. He suggested I pitch Aristotle as a celebrity spokesman to Smarty-Smart Genius Brain Academy. Aristotle was wrong so often. If I'd taken Dick Rink's advice, I'd have looked like an ignoramus. Which I'm sure was Dick Fink's plan. So I pitched it my way. They loved it. it went viral. It's a really funny ad campaign about how the desire to correct Aristotle's goofy ideas was the foundation of modern science. Kind of like how your desire to sabotage Dick Fink's sabotage is the foundation of your best ad campaigns.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-29 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-29 Pub. Date: 2019-01-29
Image Number: 176032
Caption: I'm sorry, Dick Fink. What was that you were saying about Aristotle? I was saying, he'd be a great spokesman for an ad campaign. You should pitch it to that big client you just landed. Smarty-smart genius brain academy? Exactly. What would impress them more than an entire campaign based on the wisest philosopher in history? Aristotle was a moron ... are you trying to sabotage me? You're scolding me. Aristotle said women were more apt to scold.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-28 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2018-05-28
Image Number: 171945
Caption: Would you be disappointed in me if I agreed to create an ad campaign for the NRA? Of course not. In fact, I have an idea. Why don't you do an ad about how the NRA saved us all from smart gun technology that would've made sure only authorized users could fire a gun. I mean, that tech alone would've prevented most school shooting. Thank got the NRA put a stop to that. I really hate sarcasm Mondays. We really dodged the dodge-a-bullet bullet thanks to them.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-08 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-08 Pub. Date: 2017-03-08
Image Number: 155381
Caption: It's as if people don't care if they're lied to, as long as the guy doing the lying is "their" guy. People love getting lied to, Lemont. That's what makes my job so fun. Crafting a good ad campaign is like sitting by the glow of a lamp and telling your sweet little child and a night-night story. Every good night-night story omits the gruesome details. I thought you hated kids. Oh, not at all. I love them ... in theory.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-22 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 148764
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter (censored)" fee. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-21 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-21 Pub. Date: 2015-11-21
Image Number: 135318
Caption: Hello, presidential candidate. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown prior to January, 2016. I can't come to the phone right now because the election is a whole year away. And I can only wade through self-serving, misleading ads for about nine months before I start to just tune it all out and say forget all of you. At the sound of the beep, please hang up and call back in February. Beep. Click!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-17 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-17 Pub. Date: 2014-09-17
Image Number: 116480
Caption: Sir, Concast Cable's interested in an ad campaign that'll soften up their image in advance of this mega-merger. When people think of their purchase of Slime-Warmer Cable, Concast wants them to think of a mom-and-pop store … … and not a corporate behemoth that's going to slash thousands of jobs, create a monopoly and eventually jack up prices. This'll be tough. On the bright side, we get to charge them the "utter censored" fee.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-09-06 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-09-06 Pub. Date: 2012-09-06
Image Number: 87122
Caption: Seriously? When you left the paper, your blog had 20,000 daily visitors … … But it grew to 800,000 a day after just a year? … Almost as if your best friend who runs an ad agency had crafted a viral ad campaign for your blog in her spare time? What as that? I was watching that cloud over there. Never mind.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-04 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-04 Pub. Date: 2012-05-04
Image Number: 47225
Caption: Your boss … the millionaire advertising CEO … got deported? It was Arizona. Cops asked for his papers. He didn't have any documentation on him and it turns out he IS an illegal Canadian immigrant. But he's back? The economy depends on illegal labor, so border patrol doesn't try too hard. Without illegals like my boss, Coke would have to pay $8 million for ad campaigns instead of $2 million. (Originally published in 2010)
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-02 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-02 Pub. Date: 2011-11-02
Image Number: 72410
Caption: I'm still trying to figure out why I spend the first year on health care instead of on jobs. After all, Bill Clinton did that, and it nearly wrecked his presidency. It's like I didn't learn from history. And for some reason, I waited until my political capital was almost gone before finally introducing the jobs bill. He really needs to work on his campaign ads. Obama 2012: Better late than never.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-01 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-01 Pub. Date: 2011-11-01
Image Number: 72409
Caption: Black people have been brainwashed! Yeah, I said it! No, I won't take it back! I'm Herman Cain! I don't see why anyone would be offended by what I said. After all … I did add that some black people are starting to think for themselves. Now I now some of you are gonna call me an Uncle Tom for implying black people are weak-minded sheep, but I don't care, because I'm Herman Cain! He's gotta work on his campaign ads.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-04 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-04 Pub. Date: 2011-04-04
Image Number: 59396
Caption: Garcia, do you think it was professional of you to grab our eighth biggest client by the scruff of his neck and throw him down the mail chute? Is this a trick question, sir? No it's not a trick question. Abercrombie & Fitch wanted us to devise an ad campaign for their push-up bikini top for seven-year-olds. Good point. Seven-year-olds don't have a lot of cash, anyway. Exac ... no, that's not ... Dios mio.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-12 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-12 Pub. Date: 2010-01-12
Image Number: 42958
Caption: So, how are you gonna market my "Jokes About Rush Limbaugh's Heart Troubles" CD? Mr. Gold, I told you before, we don't work for free. Does Armani Gold look like a man who needs a handout? Years ago, I thought ahead and trademarked every possible "But I didn't know Limbaugh had a heart" joke. Dios mio. So far my lawyer's sued half of San Francisco.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-11 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-11 Pub. Date: 2010-01-11
Image Number: 42957
Caption: At the ad agency … I'm telling you, it practically sells itself. Just listen … Rush Limbaugh, outspoken opponent of health care reform, was rushed to the hospital with heart trouble. Maybe he was faking his symptoms … just like Michael J. Fox. First off, your "Rush Limbaugh Heart Trouble Jokes" CD is the DEFINITION of a "short shelf life" item ... But it's comedy gold!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-17 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-17 Pub. Date: 2009-12-17
Image Number: 41948
Caption: At the ad agency … I don't need you anyway … … My CD of Tiger Woods jokes practically markets itself! Listen … Nike won't drop Tiger Woods even after learning about all his hot, steamy extramarital affairs. That ain't surprising. After all … It's not like this is Nike's first experience with sweatshops! OUT. Too political?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-16 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-16 Pub. Date: 2009-12-16
Image Number: 41947
Caption: Today, at the ad agency. I'm sorry, Mr. Gold, we don't create ad campaigns for free. You misunderstand! I'm offering you something far more valuable than any "fee." I'm offering you a 10% back-end royalty! When I sell just the first 10 million "jokes about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife" CDs, you'll rake in a cool $50K, easy. Out. But it's a gold mine!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-26 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-26 Pub. Date: 2009-06-26
Image Number: 35438
Caption: The government may force us to pick from a few healthcare plans designed by government bureaucrats, Louise. Having choices we don't like is like no choice at all, Harry. In '94, when we derailed universal healthcare, we got to CHOOSE a plan that grew so expensive we couldn't afford to keep it ten years later. But at least it was our choi -- CLICLUNK. ... Harry? Louith ... my mandible thell oth ... I don't want government bureaucrats telling me what to do with MY mandible, Harry.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-25 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-25 Pub. Date: 2009-06-25
Image Number: 35437
Caption: "In 1994, the HMOs aired a 'real' middle-class couple, Harry and Louise, talking about the Clinton Universal Healthcare Plan. Their fears convinced America the plan would lead to shoddy coverage, high taxes and global thermonuclear Armageddon. Then the '94 Harry and Louise disappeared ... ... but now, in our hour of need, they have returned to scare the spit out of us all over again!" When Harry and I were impaled by dolphin, our HMO said it was a pre-existing condition and refused to treat us. Stick to the script! So we died, is what I'm saying... I love my HMO. Government bad.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-24 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-24 Pub. Date: 2009-06-24
Image Number: 35436
Caption: At the Ad Agency, Susan helps an executive from Fear, Inc., launch a campaign to scare people away from universal healthcare. You wanted a new idea, Mr. Bunker … "Harry and Louise" aren't new, and the ones you knew from '94 disappeared without a trace. Wrong, little goil. Hurry up, meathead! 1994 Version of Harry and Louise. Dios mio. Break out the cam'ras, we got a commercial to film. Dear God, what's that putrid smell?!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-23 campaign ad 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-23 Pub. Date: 2009-06-23
Image Number: 35435
Caption: At the advertising agency … I'll be honest, little goil … I ain't too good at dis whatchacall … modern thinking. Fear, Inc.'s been tryin' ta scare the bejeezus outta people about this there "university healthcare" plan. "Universal." "Socialized Medicine" is too "old-fashioned," the bigwigs said. They want me to be more "modern," more, whachacall ... "Fear-forward." You've come to the right pl-- We'll use "Harry an' Louise." They're the latest thing.
     
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