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21. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-03 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-03 Pub. Date: 2017-12-03
Image Number: 165381
Caption: Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to me. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other like that. It was different times. Don't judge. What were we talking about, again? You were ordering the gentle flower chamomile tea.
     
22. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-26 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-26 Pub. Date: 2017-11-26
Image Number: 165380
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I -- Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts
     
23. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-15 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-15 Pub. Date: 2017-10-15
Image Number: 163200
Caption: You look tired, Rudy. Nah, I'm actually not tired. Why don't you go take a break. I'll man the counter for you. That's ok, Uncle Mort. Look at those bags beneath your eyes. And … are those wrinkles I see there? Did you know you age faster if you don't sleep? I'm on to you, Uncle Mort. You want me to step away so you can fix yourself an Espresso. Your doctors said no caffeine. You sound paranoid, Rudy. You're seeing duplicity everywhere. That's a symptom of sleep deprivation. I'm just thinking about your well-being. You're getting very very tired!!! Nice try, Uncle Mort.
     
24. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-28 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-28 Pub. Date: 2017-02-28
Image Number: 155085
Caption: I suppose you'd like to know why I summoned you here at 3am, minion. Not really. My studies show there's a 0.0067% uptick in coffee sales when you appear sleepier than the patrons. Come again? My theory is that's because seeing you falling asleep on your feet subconsciously makes customers feel like they need more caffeine ... From now on, you're only to sleep three non-consecutive hours per day. Very bad mazzzzz ...
     
25. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-01 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-01 Pub. Date: 2017-01-01
Image Number: 152000
Caption: Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee great again!!! Nice try, Uncle Mort.
     
26. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-07 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-07 Pub. Date: 2016-08-07
Image Number: 145932
Caption: I'll have a gentle flower chamomile tea. That's a good choice, Uncle Mort. Of course you'd say that!!! You're in the pocket of the chamomile industry! You feed at the chamomile trough!!! Here. Delicious. Thanks. I'm glad you're finally taking the doc's advice and laying off the caffeine. That's what you think! I just swallowed seven caffeine tablets with it!!!! Forget the doctors! Big chamomile is in cahoots with big medical insurzzzzzzzz. Addiction is an ugly thing.
     
27. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-17 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-17 Pub. Date: 2016-07-17
Image Number: 145025
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim is lousy.
     
28. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-24 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-24 Pub. Date: 2016-04-24
Image Number: 141629
Caption: Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.
     
29. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-14 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-14 Pub. Date: 2016-02-14
Image Number: 138417
Caption: Triple espresso, por favor. I didn't know you spoke Spanish, Uncle Mort. Yo no soy tu tio Mort. Yo soy otra persona. You know the doctors said you can't have caffeine, Uncle Mort. Yo no soy "tio Mort." Me llamo Fernando Rubio … Cruz … Valenzuela … Alcaraz ... Y ademas, los medicos no ... um ... no ... y ademas, los medicos no ... Dang it! How do you say "And besides, the doctors don't know what they're talking about" in Spanish?! You have no evidence I'm not Fernando Rubio Cruz Valenzuela Alcaraz!! One Gentle Flower Chamomile Tea, coming up.
     
30. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-24 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-24 Pub. Date: 2016-01-24
Image Number: 137450
Caption: We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I quit.
     
31. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-09 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-09 Pub. Date: 2016-01-09
Image Number: 137449
Caption: Come again? I said, are you seeing anyone? Seriously? … Or casually. Whatever. I mean seriously?! This was the life or death emergency you begged me to talk about? I lost my place in line for this?! Should've waited till after she got her coffee. Well it's ABOUT to be "life and death"!
     
32. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-27 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-27 Pub. Date: 2015-12-27
Image Number: 136285
Caption: Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.
     
33. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-08 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-08 Pub. Date: 2015-11-08
Image Number: 134166
Caption: Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other like that. It was different times. Don't judge. What were we talking about, again? You were ordering the gentle flower chamomile tea.
     
34. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-11 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 132894
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I - Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts.
     
35. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-24 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-24 Pub. Date: 2015-05-24
Image Number: 126580
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Uncle Mort … what about your blood pressure? Never mind my blood pressure! Make sure it's caffeinated! Ok. Every major Republican and Democrat running for president this year is a corporate stooge. Democracy is kaput! Zzz. Decaffeinated caffeine from now on.
     
36. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-16 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114992
Caption: EUREKA!!! What? What do people want when they order a coffee? A coffee. They want to feel alive! And what do people associate most with life? … Breathing! Introducing our new $12 drink: OXYGENATED COFFEE!!! $8 extra for air?
     
37. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-20 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-20 Pub. Date: 2014-03-20
Image Number: 108949
Caption: Randy, I owe you an apology. For what, Mort? All these years, I thought your only concern in life was being a ladies' man. But you uncovered this café's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks. The ladies love a whistle-blower.
     
38. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-19 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-19 Pub. Date: 2014-03-19
Image Number: 108948
Caption: The natives are restless. I don’t follow. They think you're adding lots of extra caffeine to the coffee to get them all addicted, so they'll keep coming back. They're starting to wonder what else you might be putting in the coffee. Tell them "Everything in our coffee is perfectly legal, asterisk." Ok.
     
39. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-18 caffeine 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-18 Pub. Date: 2014-03-18
Image Number: 108947
Caption: I see you. I deny everything. I have PROOF that in order to keep your patrons coming back, you've quintupled the amount of caffeine in everything you sell. I SAID KEEP THOSE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES COMING!!! Anecdotal evidence is not the same thing as "proof." I see you.
     
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