How can something weighing millions of billions of tons fly through the air? I mean, you don't find that in nature. Look at fat birds, for instance … Your fat birds - chickens, turkeys, ostriches - they're not flying all around up in the sky. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! Well you won't get much sleep if you're yelling. Anyway, you notice all the birds up in the air are anorexic. Take your average buzzard ...
Twitter. Lemont Brown: Somehow got away from vampire. Lemont Brown: Maybe 'cause sun came up. Anyway, stumbled and fell off cliff. Lemont Brown: In free-fall. Can see city from here. Think I see my apartment. Lemont Brown: Will post again after I call ambulance. Buzzard just gave me funny look.