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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-01 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-01 Pub. Date: 2019-03-01
Image Number: 176501
Caption: Whachoomean you want me to bring kale burgers to the barbecue?! I promised my son I wouldn't eat cows anymore. He said it's not right to eat anything with parents. Tell him it's ok, 'cause Uncle Clyde ate that cow' parents yesterday. Sigh … I'll get the kale.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-27 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-27 Pub. Date: 2019-02-27
Image Number: 176499
Caption: We had burglars last night. Little Lionel asked Why do you eat red meat all the time, daddy? I replied. I don't eat it all the time, son. And he said Oh … Why not? I replied Because that'd be bad for me. Why? he asked. So I said Too much causes high cholesterol and increases my risk of heart disease, diabetes, and maybe even cancer. Dios mio, Lemont. Once he stopped sobbing, he tried to dig the burger out of my mouth.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-13 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-13 Pub. Date: 2018-10-13
Image Number: 174392
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature didn't want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking. I need a burger. Right @#$% now.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-07 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-07 Pub. Date: 2017-09-07
Image Number: 162345
Caption: Tyrone, in all the decades we've known each other, I've never once heard you sing. I sing all the time, Rosencrantz. When I see a child smile, my hearts sings. When I find a tasty burger in the dumpster, my taste buds sing. Those who sing on the inside don't have to sing on the outside. Lean on me ... when you're not strong, I'll be your ... Stop being an exhibitionist. Spare change?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-11 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-11 Pub. Date: 2017-06-11
Image Number: 158398
Caption: Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading you-stuff? I thought it was just for posting me-stuff. I'm sorry, man. I feel horrible. As you should ... Anyway, you still working as a roadie for Hootie and the Blowfish?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-02 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134721
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature DIDN'T want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking.. I need a burger right @#$% now.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-09 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-09 Pub. Date: 2015-08-09
Image Number: 130320
Caption: Little Tyrant Pizza … Can I take your order? Yeh. Gimme one of them Big Mac combos. Are you serious? We don't sell Big Macs, sir. We're a pizza parlor. When you deliver them pizzas, you be drivin', right? … Yeah. So on your way back from deliverin' your next pizza, go on through that McDonald's drive-through an' pick me up a number one, with no onions. I can't do that, sir. What, you ain't wanna earn some extra bills on the side? What wrong with you? Well ... Ok, I guess I can. While you at it, I got some draw's in the laundromat should be finished right 'bout now.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-27 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-27 Pub. Date: 2015-03-27
Image Number: 124645
Caption: Tyrone, in all the decades we've known each other, I've never once heard you sing. I sing all the time, Rosencrantz. When I see a child smile, my heart sings. When I find a tasty burger in the dumpster, my taste buds sing. Those who sing on the inside don't have to sing on the outside. Lean on me ... when you're not strong, I'll be your ... Stop being an exhibitionist. Spare change?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-16 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-16 Pub. Date: 2013-07-16
Image Number: 99241
Caption: With Obamacare coming, corporations everywhere be figurin' out ways to get out of it. Fatburger gonna "share" employees with other Fatburgers. Thug 4 Life. That way, ain't no one gonna work enough hours at any one place to qualify for health insurance. Whatever. Give me back my Fatburger. I'm helpin' you keep a clear conscience.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-24 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-24 Pub. Date: 2013-03-24
Image Number: 94390
Caption: Gregs-list.org. Jobs: TV-video/find talent. Trained polar bear for commercial. Search. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Gregs-list.org. Results: EXPERIENCED, trained polar bear available for freelance work. 20 years of commercial, film and television experience. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Multiple awards, including an Oscar, a Clio, and a Blue Ribbon at the Los Angeles County Fair. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. Recent clients include Tyler Perry, Burger Queen, Taco Alarm and Animal Planet. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006. My day rate is six endangered seals and two fishermen all doused in oyster sauce. Please send details about your project and note whether your skull is sweet or tangy. Advertising Executive of the Year. 2006.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-18 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-18 Pub. Date: 2012-08-18
Image Number: 86022
Caption: What do you want to eat? Burgers? I had that yesterday. Tacos. I had that two days ago. Ribs. Are you just overruling me for fun? What movie do you wanna see?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-07 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-07 Pub. Date: 2010-02-07
Image Number: 43634
Caption: No, Susan, I don't want to go to Burger Queen. Haven't you heard? Heard what? Scientists discovered half of the fast-food fountain sodas they tested were contaminated with fecal coliform bacteria. You know what the means, don't you? Nothing? There's doo-doo in my soda. Sure, they said it almost never causes anything more than gas, but it's just nasty to think of some living organism swimming around in my soda. ... And you really don't' expect gas from fast food. I miss the days when soda just had chemicals I couldn't pronounce.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-29 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-29 Pub. Date: 2009-01-29
Image Number: 29703
Caption: What do you mean my friends are a "bad influence"? Well let's take "C-Dog," your thug friend… He's clearly the reason you brutally murder defenseless animals. I like burgers! Big deal! And let's take "Susan," your upwardly mobile advertising executive friend. She's... ...Let's take your thug friend. Let's take YOU.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-23 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-23 Pub. Date: 2009-01-23
Image Number: 29570
Caption: You've come so far. From Porkville burger-flipper to blogger for the Candorville Chronicle. And now you're the senior White House Correspondent. You'll be surprised at how your life's gonna change now that your career's taking off. How big a raise did you negotiate? How big a WHAT did I HUH?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-21 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-21 Pub. Date: 2008-10-21
Image Number: 27501
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 16: Airmail caught up with us outside Burger Queen 12 klicks up the Nodung River. I wish to God it hadn't. Dear Lemont Brown, we regret to inform you… …that due to the complete collapse of the American economy, we have reduced your Feudalbanc Massacard credit limit from $7,200 to $48.50. Also, you are now 50 cents over your credit limit, so your APR has been raised to 33.25%.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-29 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-29 Pub. Date: 2007-08-29
Image Number: 18403
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I took out a sub-prime loan for a huge house, even though I only work part time at burger queen. Now I can't afford to pay it back. What should I do? Burn the house down, collect the insurance money and flee to Mexico, son! Can't I just secretly take out a mortgage on my mom's house? Dude. That'd just be wrong.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-06-26 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-18 Pub. Date: 2006-06-26
Image Number: 14156
Caption: You can't support a family on a minimum wage jog these days, Susan. Pigville Pork Burgers just doesn't pay enough. You'll be happy to know I got a better job. At last! You're using you college education. Where are you working, the Candorville Chronicle? The Daily News? Burger Queen. They pay $1 more an hour.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-10 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-10 Pub. Date: 2007-01-10
Image Number: 15772
Caption: Clyde, why'd you just call me "Big L"? 'Cuz, Dawg, nicknames is like underwear, they gots ta change every once in a while. Used ta flip pork burgers an' live in a run-down crib, so you was jus' plain "L." But now you work for a newspaper, and yo' run-down crib got a brand new couch. you big time, partner. Hence: "Big L." Oh, for a second I was worried. and you grew a big ol' booty.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-11 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-11 Pub. Date: 2006-08-11
Image Number: 14351
Caption: You're gonna keep flipping burgers at Pigville instead of trying for a high-paying job at the Chronicle… …'cause you're afraid you don't have what it takes to make it in the big leagues. As your best friend, I'll support your decision, Lemont. Even if you think it makes you a scared, stupid little worthless punk who's flushing his life down the toilet. Thanks, Susan. Don't mention it.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-10 burger 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-10 Pub. Date: 2006-08-10
Image Number: 14346
Caption: Brown, I want you to see something. What the-- that's my article from the Candorville Chronicle. Ain't every day we got a famous man working our cash register. It makes the other fellas proud. Makes us all proud, son. Wow. Thanks, Mr. Mallott. How 'bout a raise? Not that proud.
     
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