Master, why are you ending the Mayan calendar on December, 21, 2012? That's when Brett Favre will retire.
Mother Goose and Grimm
It's weird how Brett Favre keeps retiring and then keeps coming back. Yeah, I have a friend like that. He used to be in sports and now he's too old to play, be he won't give up. Have you tried to reason with him? He won't listen to me. Talk to the hand.