You don’t look too good Clyde. You look like you're about to throw up. Either that, or you're deep in sorrowful, thoughtful reflection about man's inhumanity toward man. Man's what? Who give a dohgawd … … That's breakfast. That's what I thought. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-12)
I couldn't find the syrup this morning so I used peanut butter on my waffles. I looked everywhere. The counters, the fridge, the floor, the bedroom … Did you check the cabinets? … Oh. "I can't find the milk!!! It's not on the counter or the table. Where could it be??? SHUT IT! "Oh well, I guess I'll just use water in my cereal."