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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-16 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-16 Pub. Date: 2019-10-16
Image Number: 179916
Caption: I counted fifteen punctuation errors on your site in the past five years, Lemont. It's not a huge number, but it's the kind of thing that can damage your Q rating. I propose a 3-phase operation: Hire an editor to prevent future occurrences … Have my people scrub all your past articles to correct every error ... and have a foreign troll farm impugn the intelligence of anyone who's ever pointed out those errors. When's your vacation over? You really need to go back to work.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-29 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-29 Pub. Date: 2019-09-29
Image Number: 179616
Caption: I'm tired of working, Randy. One of my ancestors put it best. It was the early days of the Roman Republic. Randius Taylorus Maximus was a soldier in the Roman phalanx. That bored him to death. All the clumsy formations, all the cumbersome gear, all the losing ... so he deserted and joined up with the Spartans. That's where he stopped working for a living, and got to do what he loved. He got to oil up and go into battle half-naked, with nothing but his shield, his sword and his loincloth. Years later, he adventured across the world on the back of Tito, the last living woolly mammoth. That's when he met Buddha, who took credit for Randius' motto: Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. I just meant I felt like taking a nap.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-14 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-14 Pub. Date: 2019-09-14
Image Number: 179399
Caption: Total immunity is a terrible thought, Rosencrantz. Imagine being immune to disease, to heat, to cold, to the vacuum of space … even to time itself. What once was fresh and new and amazing … Will, before long, become tedious, monotonous, and, ultimately, mournful and wretched. Geez ... All you had to say was You've told me that story before. It would be an eternity of melancholy.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-30 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-30 Pub. Date: 2018-12-30
Image Number: 175374
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … The runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... But instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-17 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-17 Pub. Date: 2017-08-17
Image Number: 161534
Caption: Hello, me, I'm you form the future. I've come back in time to ask you to do a wider variety of activities. Go visit seedy bars in foreign lands and get into misadventures with the locals, become a reality tv star and then run for office. Go live amongst the Aborigines in Australia and when you return, try to smuggle a kangaroo past customs. Anything! Our grandkids are tired of hearing the same five stories over and over again, is that I'm saying. Zzzzz.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-09 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-09 Pub. Date: 2017-06-09
Image Number: 158829
Caption: What are those things? What things? Oh, they look like Tomahawk missiles. What?! Are they going to us, or from us?! Oh, from us, definitely. Oh, cool, then, bored now, can I have ear phones.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-20 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-20 Pub. Date: 2017-04-20
Image Number: 157015
Caption: You know why 'Star Trek' is off the air? Because no one wants to see the liberal Communist utopian propaganda. Think about it: Nobody needs money. Everyone's basic needs for food and shelter are met by the government. What incentive does anyone have to accomplish anything if they're not scared about ending up hungry and homeless? Well ... Boredom's an incentive. Notice how they all wear pajamas all day long. They're work pajamas.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-13 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 150252
Caption: Your suggestion didn't work, Susan. Thinking about baseball should have worked. Did you do it right? What do you mean? Did you think of the boring, repetitive parts? I tried. I thought about the batter swinging the bat around in the on-deck circle … the runners going around and around the diamond ... the batters swinging and almost always missing ... but instead of distracting me, it relaxed me. It wasn't boring, Susan. It was rhythmic. Baseball is a Zen-like experience that puts you into a trance. It frees the mind and makes it easier ... not harder ... for your mind to wander where you don't want it to go ... so it didn't stop me from wondering who's going to run for president in 2020. Ok, plan B: Try doing long division in your head.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-10 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-10 Pub. Date: 2015-08-10
Image Number: 130933
Caption: I just watched "Deep Space Nine" all the way through for the eighth time. But this time I didn't enjoy it very much. I was … bored. What does that say about me? Could it be I have a thyroid problem or cardiac condition or some other illness that causes depression? Maybe it just means you'd already seen it seven times. I tried to schedule a doctor appointment, but they refused. Thanks a lot, Obamacare.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-30 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-30 Pub. Date: 2014-10-30
Image Number: 118204
Caption: Why don’t you want me to go with you to the comic convention? Because then I won't have fun. That's mean, Lemont. I'm just being honest. Every time you go with me, you look bored to death. How can I have a good time if I know you're having a miserable time? Real friends are HAPPY to be miserable for each other.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-21 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-21 Pub. Date: 2013-11-21
Image Number: 104085
Caption: Google told me how to get you to go to sleep. Bwing it on! Experts divaricate on the matter. Mindell advocates progressively shortening the amount of time I remain in your room. Ferber, contrarily, posits closing your door for successively longer periods of time. The AAP postulates allowing you to select your own pajamas and sleep with teddy bears and other transitional objects will ameliorate your odds of success vis-a-vis somnolence. Zzzzzz. Brazelton posits that. I thaid Zzzzzz. (Originally published on 2012-04-12).
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-12 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-12 Pub. Date: 2012-04-12
Image Number: 79197
Caption: Google told me how to get you to go to sleep. Bwing it on! Experts divaricate on the matter. Mindell advocates progressively shortening the amount of time I remain in your room. Ferber, contrarily, posits closing your door for successively longer periods of time. The AAP postulates allowing you to select your own pajamas and sleep with teddy bears and other transitional objects will ameliorate your odds of success vis-a-vis somnolence. Zzzzzz. Brazelton posits that. I thaid Zzzzzz.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-12 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-12 Pub. Date: 2011-05-12
Image Number: 60780
Caption: Osama Bin Laden visits Lemont's dream. The real reason I caused so much pain and suffering is because I was … I don't care. What? Infidel! I’m the most important figure of the century. I changed the course of history. I … Bore me. When you murder innocent people, you make yourself a two-dimensional mustache-twirling villain. You make your ideology irrelevant. You make yourself a mosquito that needs swatting. Mosquitoes kill hundreds of thousands of people. I hate mosquitoes ... Yet don't particularly care about their motivations.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-17 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-17 Pub. Date: 2010-05-17
Image Number: 47471
Caption: I have to give a big speech, but public speaking scares the spit out of me. I've tried emulating great public speakers like Roosevelt, Clinton, King -- That's ya problem right there. You mean if I were to stop trying to be like good public speakers and just let myself be ME, I'd do fine? No, I mean you're boring as @#$%. Shut up already. C-Dog's incredibly bad advice $2.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-22 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-22 Pub. Date: 2009-02-22
Image Number: 30259
Caption: My newspaper told me the car industry was dying. But I don't make cars, so I was fine. Then my paper told me the financial industry was dying. But I'm not a banker, so I was fine. Then my newspaper told me America's influence in the world was dying. But I don't care about the world, so I was fine. Then my newspaper told me my NEWSPAPER was dying. But there's still TV and the web, so... Fine. Everything's dying, Doc. What's it mean? ...Doc? DOC!!! Heh. Just kidding. Couldn't help it. Where were we?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-22 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-22 Pub. Date: 2008-06-22
Image Number: 24241
Caption: zzzz. Wake up… We have to talk about our relationship. Whuh? The mystery is gone. The flame has died. I'm bored. But… Maybe if you travel, or learn a new language, or introduce me to new and exciting people… …Maybe then I'd still care about you like I used to. ... Oh say something, Lemont! Say anything! Click. I'm movin' to Canada. I mean it. I think it's time I monitored other citizens.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-21 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-21 Pub. Date: 2008-06-21
Image Number: 24240
Caption: "Everything is made of energy." Quantum Theory. "Energy can neither be created nor destroyed." First Law of Thermodynamics. If the soul is made of energy, then it can't be destroyed when we die. Is boredom made of energy? Well, it's a function of the brain, and the brain's made of en-- Shut up and go to sleep!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-23 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-23
Image Number: 12288
Caption: My last few dates told me I'm boring. I've decided to do something about it. What -- You're gonna tell more jokes or something? I'm going to stand in front of this piece of cardboard and these words will send my date subliminal messages. Fun fun exciting fun exciting. You're not allowed to watch any more presidential speeches. Hey, whatever works.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-24 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-24
Image Number: 12289
Caption: Lemont, I've always found you to be a little boring. But for some reason, tonight you've got me all excited. Fun fun exciting fun fun exciting. Have I told you about the cliffhanger on "Battlestar Galactica"? Oh, pleeeease do, Sugar. Adama launched vipers to rescue Chief Tyrol from the Pegasus. Let's discuss this at your place.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-21 boredom 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-22 Pub. Date: 2005-11-21
Image Number: 12286
Caption: So anyway, when I was ten I decided I wanted to be a writer and BZABZBBZABZBBZABZBBZABZBBZABZB the world. WHOAH! What the heck just happened? You were boring me, so I fast-forwarded you with this new remote. Roscoe's Rib Shack. What? Even if that were possible, that's unethical. That's wrong. That's BZABZBBZABZBBZAB.
     
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