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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-03 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-03 Pub. Date: 2019-01-03
Image Number: 175659
Caption: Hey boss, it's been 2019 for three days now. I'm just wondering, when am I getting my year-end bonus? About that, minion. I've discovered that your year-end bonuses are taxable. Ipso facto, the year-end bonus actually costs you money. That's why instead of giving you $1,000, I'll be taking $1,000 from your paycheck. That way you'll owe less taxes. You're welcome. Very. Bad. Man.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-03-08 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-03-08 Pub. Date: 2018-03-08
Image Number: 169166
Caption: I had a strange day today, Susan I totally know how that is … My day was strange, too. On the one hand, I landed the Ask Sadie Radio Show account. And I got a huge bonus. On the other hand, I discovered an underground gambling ring where people bet on how many cups of coffee I'll drink my noon. It's annoying when someone pretends to sympathize with you just so she can change the subject to her. I totally know how that is ...
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-11 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-11 Pub. Date: 2018-02-11
Image Number: 167702
Caption: Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-28 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-28 Pub. Date: 2017-02-28
Image Number: 155067
Caption: "James Bond" can't be black. Why not? Black, white, so what? Was he ever black in the books? I don't think they ever even mentioned his ethnicity. All he has to be is smooth, charming, debonair and cunning. What's important is that he's English. And there of plenty of black men in England. There'd be a lot of bigots furious about this. Bonus. It would give me a reason to avoid the internet and have a life again. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-17 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-17 Pub. Date: 2015-12-17
Image Number: 136533
Caption: I had a strange day today, Susan. I totally know how THAT is … My day was strange, too. On the one hand, I landed the "Ask Sadie Radio Show" account. And I got a huge bonus. On the other hand, I discovered an underground gambling ring where people bet on how many cups of coffee I'll drink by noon. It's annoying when someone pretends to sympathize with you just so she can change the subject to her. I totally know how THAT is...
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-27 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-27 Pub. Date: 2015-01-27
Image Number: 121962
Caption: "James Bond" can't be black. Why not? Black, white, so what? Was he ever black in the books? I don't think they ever even mentioned ethnicity. All he has to be is smooth, charming, debonair and cunning. What's important is that he's English. And there are plenty of black men in England. There'd be a lot of bigots furious about this. Bonus. It would give me a reason to avoid the internet and have a life again. Dios mio.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-29 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-29 Pub. Date: 2010-11-29
Image Number: 54750
Caption: Meanwhile, across town … Democrats reduced taxes, but we still convinced most voters their taxes had actually gone UP. The nonpartisan GAO announced Health Care Reform would REDUCE the deficit, but we still convinced most voters it would INCREASE the deficit. We convinced unemployed people to vote for a party that blocked the extension of unemployment insurance. Fear, Inc. BONUSES FOR EVERYONE!!! Woohoo!!!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-08 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-08 Pub. Date: 2010-01-08
Image Number: 42640
Caption: At the Fitzhugh & Fitzhugh Ad Agency … Sir, I'd like to talk to you. Is this about your year-end bonus? No. Looks like I have time to talk between 2 and 2:15 … It's about my MISSING year-end bonus. … On April 1, 2012. I believe that's a Sunday. Oh. Well. Let's reschedule for the following April.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-29 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-29 Pub. Date: 2009-04-29
Image Number: 31998
Caption: Mr. Eye, your industry was nearly bankrupt. Dying. We gave you taxpayer money to turn that around. But months later, we see that instead of using the funds to revitalize your failing industry, you used it to buy…this can't be right… …15 million gold-plated cans of spinach? It wuz me contract that mandated I gives meself a bonus. Me hands wuz tied! Popeye.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-09 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-09 Pub. Date: 2009-04-09
Image Number: 31471
Caption: Hello, You've reached Feudalbanc Massacard. If you're calling to ask why we gave our CEO a $35 million bonus even though we're almost bankrupt, say "one." If you're falling off a cliff and want to know if you can afford to call an ambulance, say "two." Two. We have to pay absurd bonuses to keep the people who wrecked the company from leaving. "Two"! I said "Two"!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-19 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-20 Pub. Date: 2006-11-19
Image Number: 15319
Caption: Apply now for a Feudalbanc Massacard and transfer the balances from all your other credit cards to us, at no charge! You'll only have one bill to pay each month! And, you'll get a low, low, low interest rate of 4.9%* on all balance transfers! *(As an added bonus we will in no way not raise your interest rates sky high six months later! No way ... Not ...) These people are so not un-evil. (There will never not be a $59 "no charge fee" for every balance transfer.)
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-31 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-06-08 Pub. Date: 2006-05-31
Image Number: 13928
Caption: Check it, L., CEO's get hundreds of millions in bonuses, an' at the same time they rob employees of they pensions. They courts say it's cool 'cause they whole business community do the same thing. So when a CEO steals, he gets away with it. What did you do, Clyde? Nothin' the whole thug community ain't doin'.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-28 bonus 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-30 Pub. Date: 2006-05-28
Image Number: 13827
Caption: Thank you all for coming the annual staff retreat where we build up your morale by playing childish, humiliating games. Loading Dock. Because of my enormous bonus this year, we couldn't afford sacks for the sack race so we’ll be using Huffy garbage bags instead. The bad news, we've deducted the cost of the bags from your salaries. The good news is, whoever wins the race gets to keep his pension.
     
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