Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utterly ruined by Google.
I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. So what, loser? So? According to Wikipedia, you're now a convicted felon who holds the world record for stinkiest armpit. That's the first thing that shows up now whenever anyone searches for "Sadie Cohen." Oh no, people I'll never meet and who I don't give a !@#$ about may think poorly of me. However will I cope? Spoken just like a felonious stink-pit.