Be careful what you wish for, Rosencrantz. For Christmas, I wished you and I had a "blanket."
Last month … Ha! Take that, Al Gore!!! Huh? Al Gore said there'd be global warming! But look at this snowstorm! It's snowing more than it ever has before in recorded history! You do know scientists have always said "global warming" would cause more extreme weather patterns ... Like fiercer hurricanes, longer droughts and harsher blizzards. Blah blah blah ... "Blah blah blah"? A ton of snow caved in my roof! Ha ha! How ya like that, Al Gore?