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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-08 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-08 Pub. Date: 2019-09-08
Image Number: 179293
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My best friend chews, loudly, with his mouth open. It embarrasses me every time we eat out. I'm afraid if I point it out, it'll ruin our friendship. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can get the point across without hurting his feelings? - Andrea in Anaheim. Excellent question. Here's what you do ... Next time you eat lunch with your friend, bring a newspaper. Every time he chews with his mouth open, roll up the newspaper and swat him on the nose with it. Then say It works for my poodle. If he laughs instead of pressing charges, you'll know you've got a real friend. *MGMT accepts no responsibility for the possibly horrendous consequences of Sadie Cohen's advice. Use at your own risk.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-06 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-06 Pub. Date: 2018-07-06
Image Number: 172691
Caption: Sadie Cohen blew me off, Clyde. She never showed up. That's your problem right there. You aware of @#$%. You shoulda blew her off first. Then you wouldn't even know 'bout it. Dios mio. Everyone's starting to do business like Trump. I started a business etiquette university. Enrollment is $2.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-29 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-29 Pub. Date: 2017-01-29
Image Number: 153149
Caption: It all started back in college when I bought a copy of "Mimic City." It was cheap: About 20 simoleons. Dr. Noodle. I played it night and day. When "Mimic City 2" came out, I rushed out to buy it. And every few years a newer, better one would come out. Every iteration was more advanced than the last. The little mimics who populated Mimic City came to seem more and more real. They had jobs, and love lives, and had mimic kids, and grew old. Eventually, I started to wonder: If my mimics behave as if they're real ... what if they actually believe they're real? Would that make me their God? And, if they think they're real ... what if I only THINK I'm real? What if I and everyone else in Simkind are actually living in some game called "Sim City"? Not to self: Stop self-medicating, and just to be sure, delete games from phone. Thank you, Almighty Noodle, for listening to my prayers. Amen.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-20 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-20 Pub. Date: 2016-10-20
Image Number: 149907
Caption: Mr. Trump, a couple weeks ago, you said something outrageous and I want to give you a chance to clarify your thoughts. Vancouver Taxi. Listen, all I said was I kiss women and grab their junk without permission. What's the big deal? EVERY guy brags about how he sexually assaults broads. Trump. (A) I was referring to your comment about the "Central Park Five," and (B) ... No, no they don't!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-04 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-04 Pub. Date: 2016-04-04
Image Number: 141501
Caption: I can't get anything done at all until I've had my morning coffees. I think I may have a problem. The first step is admitting you've got a problem, Susan. I'm proud of you. Now that you know, you can do something about it. You can probably go into rehab for this sort of thing, with all the other junkies and addicts. I just meant I think I'm out of coffee. "Junkies" isn't politically correct, but if Trump can be blunt, so can I.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-22 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-22 Pub. Date: 2015-09-22
Image Number: 132813
Caption: Come one, little man, eat your Brussels sprouts for daddy. No! If you DO eat your Brussels sprouts, you'll grow big and strong. No! If you DON'T eat your Brussels sprouts, you'll grow up short and puny. No! So what you're saying is positive appeals fail just as often as negative appeals. No!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-04 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-04 Pub. Date: 2015-06-04
Image Number: 127778
Caption: Would I be a bad father if I just went to sleep and let Lionel jump on his bed all night long? Dr. Noodle. Of course not. There's a slight chance that would lead to a cycle of permissiveness … … And that he'll grow up spoiled and feeling entitled, to the point where he'll become a narcissist and turn to a life of crime. Just kidding. Maybe. Can I see your credentials again? Ph.D. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-23).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-24 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-24 Pub. Date: 2015-03-24
Image Number: 124642
Caption: Hey. Lemont. Where's you boy Lionel? "Excuse me." Huh? When you want to get a grow-ups attention, Malcolm, you don't say "hey." You say "excuse me." No, I say "hey." Weren't you listening?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-02 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-02 Pub. Date: 2014-11-02
Image Number: 117756
Caption: I'm tired of race-baiters claiming the real purpose of voter ID laws is to suppress the black vote. I mean, it's probably just a coincidence those laws were enacted the moment the Supreme Court killed part of the 1965 Voting Rights Act. You know what else is just a big coincidence? What's that? Most of those states were once part of the Confederacy and prevented blacks from voting until the Voting Rights Act of 1965. Page 26,958 subparagraph Y in 'The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting the Behavior of Others.' 'Plenty of Confederates didn't even see color.'
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-15 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-15 Pub. Date: 2014-10-15
Image Number: 117631
Caption: I wonder if the Tupac Hologram feel joy or pain or whatnot. Thug 4 Life. Whachoo think it doin' right now? I think it eatin' cereal. It's not doing anything. Tupac a lotta things, but lazy ain't none of them. What? What? (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-23).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-03 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-03 Pub. Date: 2014-09-03
Image Number: 115919
Caption: Is this all there is, Big L? We work, we love, we win, we lose, and then we die. Don’t you mean you borrow, you play, you cheat, and then you die? Oh yeh, I forgot" "we judge." You'd better HOPE this is all there is.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-04 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-04 Pub. Date: 2013-11-04
Image Number: 103505
Caption: The South's new "voter ID laws" have nothing to do with race. Yeah, right. Thank God For Culture Clash. No really, it says right here in "The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Others," top of page 150,786. "Even if they are recording everything you do, it's only to catch terrorists and will never be used against you if you're not a terrorist." Oops ... My bad; this is "The Delusional Citizens Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Government."
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-23 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-23 Pub. Date: 2013-05-23
Image Number: 97123
Caption: Would I be a bad father if I just went to sleep and let Lionel jump on his bed all night long? Dr. Noodle. Of course not. There's a slight chance that would lead to a cycle of permissiveness … … And that he'll grow up spoiled and feeling entitled, to the point where he'll become a narcissist and turn to a life of crime. Just kidding. Maybe. Can I see your credentials again? Ph.D.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-15 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-15 Pub. Date: 2013-05-15
Image Number: 96901
Caption: Emmet Roscoe Bell Sr., a 94-year-old World War II veteran, visits Lemont's dream. Do you have any regrets, sir? Oh, not really. I was what you'd call "stern" coming up, but you had to be in those days to protect your family. I saw the world. I did everything I set out to do. I tried to help people. I lived life to the fullest, even when I didn't leave the house anymore. Everything you do in life, you've got to be at your best. Sometimes I get up before 9.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-26 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-26 Pub. Date: 2013-02-26
Image Number: 93954
Caption: What're you doing? Having positive thoughts. When you think positively, you can manifest positive things. Everything from self-help books to the Bible says so, so maybe it's true. Why's your computer on but your screen is all black. For positive reasons, I'm sure.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-14 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-14 Pub. Date: 2012-11-14
Image Number: 89719
Caption: You ever did somethin' you regret? Somethin' so bad that you think back to how your mom used to talk about Jesus? … Somethin' so bad that you wish there was no God, so no one would know about it? What did you do, Clyde? Don’t change the subject.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-24 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-24 Pub. Date: 2012-08-24
Image Number: 86186
Caption: "Ethics" is what you do when e'rebody watching … It's how you act in relation to how you supposed to act given yo' place in society. "Morality," on the other hand, is what you do when nobody watching. What did you do, Clyde. I'm a moral person. For all you know.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-18 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-18 Pub. Date: 2012-05-18
Image Number: 80979
Caption: 1982. Do you get an allowance? I'll put it this way … I'm not allowed to play house, mailman, pizza-delivery-guy (whatever that means) or hockey. I'm not allowed to cross the street, say hi to strangers, read in the dark, sit close to the TV, talk back, spit, slouch, stay up late or eat without saying grace ... Never mind, Lemont. I AM allowed to do what I'm told.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-03 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-03 Pub. Date: 2011-11-03
Image Number: 72411
Caption: Not fair! People are always using the bible to make others look bad. He's black. But he goes around assassinating the character of most other black people by saying we've let ourselves be "brainwashed" into voting for democrats. He's stabbing his brothers in the back. I just think it's an interesting coincidence that his name is "Cain." Not fair!!!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-24 behavior 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-24 Pub. Date: 2011-09-24
Image Number: 65730
Caption: The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not. It's lack of mental capacity legally freeing one from civil or criminal responsibility. The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not.
     
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