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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-17 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-17 Pub. Date: 2019-03-17
Image Number: 176613
Caption: Dear journalist, I am offended by your biased hit-piece condemning so-called Fake News. You wrote … some of these sites main sources seem to be their rear ends. Who are YOU to say what's fake and what's real? I don't know that your sources are any more real than my rear end. I know my rear end. I trust my rear end. you, one the other hand, are a total stranger to me. There's an old saying, doofus: Trust is in the eye of the beholder. That's actually Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, I suppose one of your sources told you that? Sad! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-19 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-19 Pub. Date: 2017-03-19
Image Number: 155130
Caption: Dear "journalist," I am offended by your biased hit-piece condemning so-called "Fake News." You wrote " … some of these sites' main sources seem to be their rear ends." Who are YOU to say what's fake and what's real? I don't know that your "sources" are any more "real" than my rear end. I know my rear end. I trust my rear end. You, on the other hand, are a total stranger to me. There's an old saying, doofus: "Truth is in the eye of the beholder." That's actually "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Oh, I suppose one of your "sources" told you that? Sad!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-02-28 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-02-28 Pub. Date: 2013-02-28
Image Number: 93956
Caption: How much would it cost to repair my computer? Make and model? 2002 iMac. I see. … Sir, have you thought of getting a new computer? This is the most beautiful iMac ever made. Are you gonna help me or not? Fun fact: There are over 800 million people who are younger than your computer. That's not helping!
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-10 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-10 Pub. Date: 2011-06-10
Image Number: 61781
Caption: Sasha, I'm browsing your Facebook photos. I don't know what you were worried about. You're GORGEOUS! Oh my God! You're so much more beautiful than I remember! All these years, I'd been pining away for a skinny 17-year-old ghost … But time has made you ... WOW! Who's that guy with you in all the pics? Please tell me he's your brother. Or your gay best friend. Um ... no, he's ... And please tell me those five little people around you are garden gnomes. Um ...
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-21 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-21 Pub. Date: 2010-10-21
Image Number: 53248
Caption: So what if that fine-*%@ girl you knew back in college just Facebooked you. Leave that spit alone, son! Sixteen year changes people. She could have six kids, a controlling, Samurai husband and a criminal record. I just don't wanna see you get hurt, no matter how ridiculously hot that girl is. For the last time, I'm not giving you her e-mail address. but you need a brutha to run recon!
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-15 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-15 Pub. Date: 2010-06-15
Image Number: 48466
Caption: When you get to a rainbow, it's not really there. It was a painting of light your mind brushed against the sky. That's why it's the most beautiful thing in all creation. … Aside from donuts.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-11 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-11 Pub. Date: 2010-04-11
Image Number: 45964
Caption: Y'know, you're actually really beautiful, Susan. Aw, that's … what do you mean "actually'? Huh? Well you said, "actually" like it was some sudden realization. Like up until now you're seen me as some hideous snaggledtoothed swamp creature. No, no. I've always thought you were pretty. "Thought"? You didn't KNOW? You weren't certain? Never mind. "Never mind"? You mean I'm NOT pretty?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-14 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-14 Pub. Date: 2007-11-14
Image Number: 19374
Caption: Daddy, Lemont calls me "Cruella De Vil," isn't it grand? Oh, Lem-lem, it means so much to me that your pet name for me is the hero from "One Hundred and One Dalmations." Hero? Oh, she was so tragically misunderstood. She tried to make coats out of puppies! Yes, yes, she'd have preserved their beauty forever.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-13 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-13 Pub. Date: 2007-11-13
Image Number: 19373
Caption: I'm nervous about this reunion, Rox. Don't call me "Rox." If you must use nicknames, it should be something more sophisticated. …something more befitting my grandeur and my beauty. How 'bout "Cruella de Vil"? Oh, I love it!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-01 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-01 Pub. Date: 2007-08-01
Image Number: 18086
Caption: Hey bro, I want you to meet my girlfriend, Melissa. Ok, where is she? What're you, blind? She's right here. We met on Myspace. Isn't she hot? Note to self: No internet dating. Snookums, I might need help with my mortgage.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-25 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-27 Pub. Date: 2007-03-25
Image Number: 16620
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Remember Monique? Back in high school I had a huge crush on her. She went on to become "Ms. Candorville." Anyway, I just found out she had a crush on me too! I really missed out, Susan. Oh, so you "missed out" because some chick was hot enough to win a beauty pageant? Dios mio. I didn't think you were that shallow, Lemont. When's the last time you dated an ugly dude? We're talking about your here.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-24 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-28 Pub. Date: 2006-12-24
Image Number: 15640
Caption: You're reached the home of Lemont Brown. Please leave a message. Hi baby. It's momma. Thank you for the digital picture frame you sent me and you loaded it with all those lovely photos of you and your little friends Clyde and Susan. I just have two questions, baby. First, when is this Little-Miss-Susan gonna stop leading my baby around by the nose with all this "platonic friends" nonsense? Someone needs to tell her she ain't gettin' any younger -- or prettier. Oh you two would make momma some beautiful grandbabies. She got them thick child-bearin hips on her, y'see. Second, how come you never bring your friends by?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-29 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-29 Pub. Date: 2006-11-29
Image Number: 15411
Caption: I tried using infallible logic to persuade old man Fitzhugh to put someone else on the O.J. Simpson account. "The man killed a very attractive, woman, sir. Look at me! I've got gorgeous hair! I've got the legs, the lips … the whole package! Don't you see? I could be next! Calm down, Garcia. The man was acquitted. Besides, you're not that hot. Yes! Yes, I am, you blind old man.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-28 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-29 Pub. Date: 2006-08-28
Image Number: 14528
Caption: In an alternate universe, the events of 1770 happen instead in 2000 … In other news … A runaway slave named Crispus Attucks and two others were killed in Boston today by British troops. Two others were critically wounded. The Crown says Attucks was leading a terrorist mob against the troops, who responded appropriately. Parliament vows to deal with terrorist threat. In other news, "Colonial Beauty" wins best picture.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-01 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-03-01 Pub. Date: 2006-03-01
Image Number: 13114
Caption: Susan meets with her client at the ad agency. Our task is to show the public why they should buy your "Buttox" fake anti-wrinkle cream instead of a competing product that actually works and doesn't kill them. I'm starting to think you're heart ain't in this. Whatever gave you that idea?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-02-28 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-02-28 Pub. Date: 2006-02-28
Image Number: 13106
Caption: Clyde. Step one in advertising your "buttox" anti-wrinkle cream is to grab the public's attention. For example, in print ads you'll be competing with other ads on the same page. Your use of color can make you stand out. Why's it always racial with you, Susan? What? What?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-08 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-09 Pub. Date: 2005-05-08
Image Number: 10390
Caption: Man, I wish I'd never lied to Susan. I shouldn't have said I liked her blonde dye-job. I really thought it looked awful…..
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-02 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-04 Pub. Date: 2005-05-02
Image Number: 10356
Caption: Inflation's everywhere, Susan. It's screwing up my business. My overhead costs are goin' through the roof. What's a small-business owner s'posed ta do?…..
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-01 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-01 Pub. Date: 2005-05-01
Image Number: 10326
Caption: I think I may have ruined Susan's life, Clyde. Wuzzat, Lemont? "Last week she dyed here hair blonde. I thought it looked awful, but I was in shock and didn't want to hurt her feelings -- so I lied and said it looked great."…..
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-24 beauty 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-25 Pub. Date: 2005-04-24
Image Number: 10284
Caption: Why Susan, you've dyed your hair blonde. That's right, Lemont. And if you don't like it you can blame society……
     
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