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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-24 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-24 Pub. Date: 2019-05-24
Image Number: 177720
Caption: Boss … Armstrong … I created a Trump Generator. You input questions, and it outputs random nouns and adverbs strung together with words like fantastic. I put it onling a few days ago, and already it's getting 500,000 visitors per day. I guess what I'm asking is, why do all Trump's answers all of a sudden end with Visit House of Jave Cafe. It's tremendous. It's run by a very smart man named Armstrong. I have no idea what you're talking aboutk. By the way, did you know Russian hackers are suprisingly cheap on Craigslist? Very bad man.!!!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-07 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-07 Pub. Date: 2018-07-07
Image Number: 172692
Caption: 1982. Momma says she wants me to be the next Thurgood Marshall. So I asked who that is, and she said he desegregated the schools. And I asked what "desegregated" means, and she said "I'll tell you when you're older." It was at that point that I realized Momma was probably just making up words. What's a "Thurgood"? No, that one makes sense. What has a Thursday ever been bad?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-28 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-28 Pub. Date: 2017-09-28
Image Number: 163100
Caption: … So anyway, I had to fire an art director, a copywriter, a designer, a production artist and our web designer because of that donkey incident. That's too bad. But you did the right thing … you made the tough decision … "Always do what's best for the donkey," that's my motto. You know, I can tell when you haven't really been listening. What? I was totally listening! Then tell me what happened with the donkey. It's too atrocious for words. Nice try.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-16 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-16 Pub. Date: 2016-03-16
Image Number: 140511
Caption: Why do you keep walking two feet ahead of me, Clyde? I don't know what you talkin' 'bout, Big L. It's almost like you're trying to put on some primal show of dominance. Like you're trying to be the alpha male here. You always over-thinkin' things, bruh. Then how come you sped up as soon as I got next to you? Two words: "Your" an' "breath." ... an' "stank."
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-12 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-12 Pub. Date: 2015-10-12
Image Number: 133792
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don't have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it's ok to deceive: which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? Why e'rebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-19 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-19 Pub. Date: 2014-08-19
Image Number: 115240
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. Christopher Reeve. Christopher Reeve? Andy Kaufman. John Belushi. Chris Reeve. My friends. When they died, I had to try to grieve privately for public figures. That was a whole different game. They were so much more than what most people were going to miss them about. So ... bad time to ask you to say "na-nu na-nu"? Never a bad time to ask for words that make you smile, chief.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-02 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-02 Pub. Date: 2014-06-02
Image Number: 112087
Caption: That deranged guy in Santa Barbara killed all those people to get revenge on women for not being attracted to him. That makes me feel guilty for ever complaining about being in a girl's "friend zone." It's like "sexual partner" is the default purpose of a woman, and if you end up her friend instead, you must've done something wrong. There's something wrong with you if you think "friend" is a bad word. Wait, which mass shooting you talkin' 'bout? Hard to keep track.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-21 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-21 Pub. Date: 2013-10-21
Image Number: 102926
Caption: My son needs speech therapy, but I don’t have the money. Insurance will cover it, but only once he turns three. Should I wait till he's three … … Or should I have him lie about his age and risk teaching him it’s ok to deceive; which'll possibly lead to a career in politics? This end up. Why e'erebody treat "risk" like it a four-letter word? Man up. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-24 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-24 Pub. Date: 2013-09-24
Image Number: 101943
Caption: You called? Yeah, what's another word for "ventriloquist"? What? Another word for "ventriloquist," I was just wondering. Lemont, they told me at work that you called. You never call, you always text. So I thought it was an emergency and dropped EVERYTHING! Would now be a bad time to ask how your day's going? And why don't you have your phone on you?!?!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-06 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-06 Pub. Date: 2010-05-06
Image Number: 47013
Caption: Aw, that doesn't sound that bad, Lemont. Say what? Brown, are you ready to give that big speech next week in Walnut Creek to 2000 people who'll be staring at you and judging your every word? Oh, did I forget to tell you we scheduled you for that? I hadn't projectile-vomited since grade school. I'm sure he didn't notice.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-10 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-10 Pub. Date: 2008-12-10
Image Number: 28587
Caption: Reverend Wilfred, the Obama people came to see me last night. They're looking for a new pastor and asked me about you. Did you tell them I'm a patriot who's never said a bad word about America. Sort of. I told them you suddenly became a right-wing Liberal-hating demagogue in hopes of getting millions of dollars from Bush's Office of Faith-based Initiatives. But did you put a good spin on it?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-27 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-27 Pub. Date: 2007-07-27
Image Number: 18010
Caption: Hi, I'm with the NAACP. We're trying to get people to stop using the N-word. …But it's become so pervasive in our culture that it's like trying to get people to stop smoking. Or littering. …Or back-talkin' in class. It's hard to get a N**** to stop back-talkin'. ...What?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-05 bad word 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-06 Pub. Date: 2005-12-05
Image Number: 12395
Caption: What up, N****? Wanna get a burger? Y'know, I'm sick of you usin' that word, Clyde. It's hateful. It offends me. It sets a bad example for anyone who hears you use that word. Ok, N****, wanna eat a HAMburger? What? What?
     
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