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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-23 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-23 Pub. Date: 2016-06-23
Image Number: 144900
Caption: When are you going to teach your son about death? Never. If your toenail falls off, have you died? If you lose a foot to a grizzly bear, have you died? If a wild kangaroo rips off both your arms, have you died? If you can survive without parts of your body, who's to say you don't survive without the whole body? You can't just avoid having hard talks with your son. I don't want him to survive dying and then call me a liar.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-08 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 119933
Caption: So … So? Now? No, I think I still don't wanna talk about this whole Bill Cosby thing. Me neither. Run!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-30 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-30 Pub. Date: 2013-01-30
Image Number: 93011
Caption: Anyone ever tell you you're obnoxious? Spare change? Will work for food. Hi, you've reached Tyrone. I can't answer your question right now because it was stupid. At the sound of the beep, please shut up. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. (Published originally on 2010-09-22.)
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-08 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-08 Pub. Date: 2013-01-08
Image Number: 91984
Caption: I'm writing a short story about a man named Leroy and his best friend Shooshan. They've been friends since childhool. They watched each other having a lifetime of disastrous romantic relationships with other people. They have to decide: Stay BFFs or risk becoming just another crashed and burned romance. That's where the aliens come in. Men will do anything not to discuss relationships.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-09 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-09 Pub. Date: 2011-12-09
Image Number: 31627
Caption: Dear Susan: Was called away on urgent business. We'll talk about your promotion and raise as soon as I return. Cordially, Mr. Fitzhugh. Do I hear typing in there?! No. (Published originally on 2009-04-17)
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-08 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-08 Pub. Date: 2011-12-08
Image Number: 31626
Caption: Sir, I deserve a promotion and a raise. Garcia, ever seen my valedictorian trophy? After Yale, I did graduate work at the Larry Tate College of Advertising. All my years of training have prepared me for this moment. …Hand me that trophy. Click. RUUMBLE. ...Sir? (Published originally on 2009-04-16)
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-12-05 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-12-05 Pub. Date: 2011-12-05
Image Number: 31623
Caption: I'm not sure why you need to talk with me about your promotion. You're my top man, Garcia. You've been handling promotions on your own for years. You handled Pepsi, and Dr. Sasquatch's Depilatory for Extremely Hairy Chicks. No ... Sir ... By "promotion," I mean I want to take on more responsibility for more money and a better title. Oh, I see! I'm not familiar with that usage of the term. (Published originally on 2009-04-13)
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-12 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-12 Pub. Date: 2011-04-12
Image Number: 59637
Caption: By order of the judge, Lemont attempts to produce his six-year-old lawyer, so Lemont's custody case may continue. Open the door, Billy. I know you're in there. AM NOT! Knock knock knock. Billy, it's me, Lemont. Your client. Are you sure you're not child protective services? Are you sure you're not here to take me away from Mommy just because she's always away working three jobs and I don't ever make my bed or put my toys away? Yes, Billy, I'm sure. SHE WARNED ME YOU'D SAY THAT!!!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-10 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-10 Pub. Date: 2011-01-10
Image Number: 56137
Caption: Why? Because on January 3rd, I turned on CBS' "The Early Show" and the first thing I heard them say way … "Gandhi likely NEVER had a year like Lindsay Lohan's 2010!" Well, still, you can't skip a whole year. Wake me in 2012.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-07 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-07 Pub. Date: 2010-10-07
Image Number: 52725
Caption: How do you know something good's going to come from that speech you gave? I don't "know," I "believe." What's the difference? You can only "know" something if you have empirical evidence. If you don't have evidence, then the most you can do is "believe" it. I believe you're avoiding my question. ... Which means you have no evidence, so what you just said is meaningless to me.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-22 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-22 Pub. Date: 2010-09-22
Image Number: 52193
Caption: Anyone ever tell you you're obnoxious? Spare change? Will work for food. Hi, you've reached Tyrone. I can't answer your question right now because it was stupid. At the sound of the beep, please shut up. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-23 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-23 Pub. Date: 2010-08-23
Image Number: 51236
Caption: Meanwhile … at the Chronicle … Why aren't you at Cathy's retirement party, sir? She's been here 34 years you ought to go pay your respects. You served fat-free ice cream? Why did you serve fat-free ice cream? There's only room for one of us under here, Olsen. You're on your own. Are you trying to tell me something?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-09 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-09 Pub. Date: 2010-05-09
Image Number: 47016
Caption: Hello? This is your wake-up call. Whenever you don’t' want to face your problems, you distract yourself with meaningless details. Whenever? You do it an awful lot. "Whenever" implies always. I think "whenever" is a common idiom. But that's beside the ... what was I saying earlier? Earlier when? Just now, or years ago?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-25 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-25 Pub. Date: 2010-04-25
Image Number: 46588
Caption: … So there I was in the underpants aisle, when I saw him! It was my shrink! Buying underpants! We made eye contact! I know we made eye contact! But he totally ignored me. I mean yeah, when I first went to therapy he said he'd ignore me if we ever crossed paths outside this safe room, but c'mon! But then I realized, maybe this shrink did me a favor by being so incredibly rude to me. Being ignored is my worst fear, and he made me face it. He cured me of my problem ... ... By being a complete jerk-ward. I see. Fascinating. But you started therapy to be cured of your passive-aggressiveness. Turns out the world needs jerk-wads.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-08 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-08 Pub. Date: 2010-01-08
Image Number: 42640
Caption: At the Fitzhugh & Fitzhugh Ad Agency … Sir, I'd like to talk to you. Is this about your year-end bonus? No. Looks like I have time to talk between 2 and 2:15 … It's about my MISSING year-end bonus. … On April 1, 2012. I believe that's a Sunday. Oh. Well. Let's reschedule for the following April.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-07 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-07 Pub. Date: 2009-12-07
Image Number: 41699
Caption: Our guest today is Lemont Brown, author of the book "Katrina's Ghost." Why don't you tell us about yourself, Lemont? Golly! Of course, Sadie! First of all … I really AM that nerd Lemont Brown. I am NOT his friend C-Dog, impersonating him on his book tour in order to hide from the big-muscle brother of a chick I've horribly, horribly wronged. We'll be right back. I was born at an early age ...
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-20 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-20 Pub. Date: 2009-11-20
Image Number: 40989
Caption: Lemont Brown? Your editor sent me to take you on tour to promote your new book, "Katrina's Ghost." Nah, I'm C-Dog. I'm hidin' in Lemont's crib from some big-muscle brotha. I did his sister wrong. An' now he wanna kill me. You know how is, playa. HEY!!! ARE YOU C-DOG?!!! Golly. No! I'm Lemont Brown! I'd love to chat. But I'm on my way to a book tour. Oprah's waiting, Mr. Brown.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-19 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-19 Pub. Date: 2009-11-19
Image Number: 40988
Caption: Golly gee! Lemont Brown, here! You sure you ain't C-Dog? Boy howdy, of course not! 'cause I’m here at C-Dog's house to bust his head for making my sister miserable, but he fled like a little punk. Your number's on his speed-dial, "Lemont." Well gosh, I don't know where C-Dog went. He certainly isn't hiding in my house while I'm away, pretending to be me. What? Nanoo nanoo, live long and prosper and other nerdy @#$%. Gotta go. Goodbye. Click.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-22 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-22 Pub. Date: 2009-05-22
Image Number: 33644
Caption: Clyde got a degree in biochemical analysis? I don't want to talk about it. Isn't that where scientists help athletes come up with the most efficient golf swing, batting stance, and so on? …So if you angle your elbow to 160 degrees, you'll boost your maximum loitering time by 28.2%. ...I said I don't want to talk about it.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-01-09 avoidance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-01-09 Pub. Date: 2009-01-09
Image Number: 29203
Caption: Whadya mean, "Don't answer that if it's your fiancée"? Why not? Well, um… See, them phone waves can cause a tumor. Don't be stupid. Hey Rox, what's up? KEEP YOUR DUMB-@#$ FRIENDS AWAY FROM ME! (Click). …And I may have accused her of lyin' about you bein' the father of her son.
     
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