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41. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-08 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-08 Pub. Date: 2011-02-08
Image Number: 57039
Caption: Before I hear opening statements, I want to make an opening statement of my own … No judge wants to preside over a child custody hearing. They're spiteful and rife with negative campaigning. Parents act like politicians, attacking their opponent's character instead of making a case for themselves. I will not stand for that in my courtroom. @#$%&#!!! There goes our whole case! You may proceed.
     
42. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-07 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-07 Pub. Date: 2011-02-07
Image Number: 57038
Caption: Please tell me you're ready for opening arguments. Tell me YOU'RE ready for opening arguments! Um … what? Settle down, kid. YOU settle down, kid! I wish the judge would let me fire you. I wish the judge would let me fire you. I wish the judge would let me fire YOU! I like to warm up before opening arguments.
     
43. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-05 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-05 Pub. Date: 2011-01-05
Image Number: 55833
Caption: My New Year's resolution is to win custody of my son from his wicked mother … … who's filthy rich and able to hire a lawyer that'll litigate circles around mine, draining me of money, time and hope … … leaving me an empty, withered husk of despair. I also resolve to be an optimist. You're off to a good start.
     
44. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-31 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-31 Pub. Date: 2010-12-31
Image Number: 55686
Caption: Mr. Brown, I've heard every excuse under the moon when plaintiffs or defendants want a continuance. "Please, your honor, I need to find a better attorney." Or "Please, your excellency, I've got the smallpox." This judge is cold-blooded. "Woe is me, your honor, I'm having a heart attack."
     
45. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-30 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-30 Pub. Date: 2010-12-30
Image Number: 55685
Caption: Your honor, I ask that you recuse yourself from the case of "LEMONT BROWN VS. ROXANNE DUBOIS." On what grounds? On the grounds that out in the hallway, I overheard Ms. Dubois calling you "Mommy." OVERRULED! I knew we should've gone on "Judge Judy."
     
46. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-29 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-29 Pub. Date: 2010-12-29
Image Number: 55684
Caption: Your honor, I DEMAND a continuance! I'm suing my evil ex-fiancee for custody, and my lawyer is nowhere to be found! Who's the short man standing next to you in a suit? That's no man! That's my lawyer's six-year-nephew, pretending to be him! Not wise to insult your own attorney, Mr. Brown. Permission to treat him as a hostile witless!
     
47. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-28 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-28 Pub. Date: 2010-12-28
Image Number: 55683
Caption: Little Billy? What the heck are you doing? I'm introducing a motion, or filing a habeas porpoise, or some other boring @#$%. No, I mean where's your Uncle Boozer, the lawyer? You said he'd be here at six! I am Uncle Boozer, and you cannot prove otherwise. Yes. Yes, I can. OBJECTION!
     
48. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-27 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-27 Pub. Date: 2010-12-27
Image Number: 55682
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to ask for a continuance. For what reason? There's a "Doctor Who" Marathon on SYFY, so now's my chance to find out if the doctor fixed the crack in the universe. It was swallowing up the whole space-time continuum. Also, I need a new lawyer, 'cause mine vanished without a trace. Mr. Brown ... you probably should've led with the bigger reason. What could be bigger than the universe's crack?
     
49. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-10 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-10 Pub. Date: 2010-12-10
Image Number: 55014
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I've thought about you from time to time, these past 16 years, Lemont. I've wondered if you're happy. How's your life going? Court will come to order … the case of "Impoverished Black Father Who Has No Chance to Win Custody From the Filthy-rich White Mother of his Child" can ... Um ... seriously? Mr. Brown, is this really how your lawyer filed your case? My life's going fine. Might I suggest you represent yourself?
     
50. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-01 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-01 Pub. Date: 2010-12-01
Image Number: 54752
Caption: The whole "Gay Marriage" thing isn't turning out as we'd said it would. Fear, Inc. It's been legal in a bunch of states for years now, and hasn't destroyed the institution of marriage or made people want to marry their pet turtles. … And it's given extra business to the whole wedding industry: printers, clothiers, caterers ... Don't forget divorce attorneys. "GAY MARRIAGE LEADS TO MORE DIVORCES!*" Oh, how I want to kiss whoever invented the asterisk (unless it was a dude).
     
51. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-09 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-09 Pub. Date: 2010-11-09
Image Number: 53957
Caption: What's causing my depression? Well, for one, my evil ex-fiancee, who I'm suing for custody. Let's explore exactly how she's mean to you. … and my deadbeat lawyer who's disappeared without a trace just when I need him. Let's explore how he ABANDONED you. ... And my boss won't give me a raise. I'm broke and Roxanne's got old money ... how can I compete with that in court? Let's explore your boss' heartless decision. ... And you had me committed to a sanitarium, so now the judge'll think I'm nuts. It doesn't help to point fingers.
     
52. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-05 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-05 Pub. Date: 2010-11-05
Image Number: 53694
Caption: The Law Guy. Let's make a list of pros and cons. Ok, con … My custody battle is in a week, and your uncle, my lawyer, is nowhere to be found. Mm - hm … Mm - hmm … Ok … Pro: my other uncle, Boozer, has agreed to take over your case, for only a slight additional fee. Has he even passed the bar? Uh huh, usually on his lunch break. What? What?
     
53. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-04 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-04 Pub. Date: 2010-11-04
Image Number: 53693
Caption: Hello, you've reached "The Law Guy." Hi, Little Billy? I’m calling to find out the status of my custody battle against Roxanne. May I speak with your Uncle Loafer? This is Loafer. No it isn't. I know the difference between the voice of a grown-up and the voice of a six-year-do. I am a grown-up. In fact, you've interrupted me doing my taxes, or watching "Price is Right," or some other boring @#$%. I'm starting to think I should've picked the second cheapest law firm. I am my Uncle and you cannot prove otherwise.
     
54. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-03 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-03 Pub. Date: 2010-11-03
Image Number: 53692
Caption: Hello, you've reached Loafer Meeks, "The Law Guy"! This outgoing message is brought to you by that homeless man in the alley. Wanna get rid of that annoying pocket-jingle caused by spare change? Stop by today for service with a smile! I can't wait till this recession is over. Also brought to you by Preparation I ... for when H just doesn't cut it.
     
55. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-20 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-20 Pub. Date: 2010-08-20
Image Number: 50980
Caption: You're a lawyer. So? I'm a soulless and powerful vampire about to drain you of all your blood till you're nothing but an empty, withered husk. I was about to make some sort of lawyer joke, but that would be beneath me.
     
56. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-05 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-05 Pub. Date: 2010-08-05
Image Number: 50407
Caption: Minutes earlier, just before the panel discussion … Public speaking easy. Just dwell on the tragedy that awaits you. Seriously … something worse than public speaking is waiting for you just around the corner. Any history of cancer in your family? No. Heart disease? No. Well, I'm sure something will come up. Lemont, your custody battle is hopeless. Give up now. Sorry, Your Lawyer. YES!
     
57. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-04 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-04 Pub. Date: 2010-08-04
Image Number: 50406
Caption: You may not know this about me: as a small child, I was in "Little Lawyerscout Troop #231." I earned a "will not betray my clients" merit badge. I'll never text Lemont and lie to him so he'll give up his custody fight with you. Do your worst. GROWLLLL. I'll need my cell phone and a new pair of pants.
     
58. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-03 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-03 Pub. Date: 2010-08-03
Image Number: 50405
Caption: Let me get this straight: you think any court would recognize you're the more stable parent. Check. … So you want me to text Lemont, MY CLIENT, that it's pointless to fight you for custody of Lionel. Check. … Or you'll eat me alive. Check. What you may not know is, I know karate, ninjutsu, and several other Japanese words.
     
59. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-07-29 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-07-29 Pub. Date: 2010-07-29
Image Number: 50002
Caption: Meanwhile, in Roxanne's Dungeon … Oh Brett … I'm so sorry I sent you to deliver a subpoena to a blood-thirsty vampire. Can you ever forgive me? I'll take your silence as a "yes." Lawyers.
     
60. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-16 attorney 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-16 Pub. Date: 2010-06-16
Image Number: 48467
Caption: Calling Lemont Brown. Hello? Lemont, it's Loafer Meeks, your attorney. After the process servers all vanished, I decided to serve the subpoena to your ex-fiancée myself. She's chained me in the basement and I'm about to die an agonizing, gruesome death. Send help! Hahaha, just kidding ... This is Lemont's voice mail! Leave a message. Beep.
     
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