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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-12 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-12 Pub. Date: 2019-06-12
Image Number: 178022
Caption: What do you mean? I mean, you need an assistant, bruh. For what? I write all my site's articles, I take all the photos, I film all the videos, I sell all the ads … and everything's just how I like it. Then I get someone to do all the unimportant @#$%, like gettin' you lunch. Last time I did that, my lunches kept coming half-eaten. No, I told you, that's how they made it.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-01 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-01 Pub. Date: 2018-08-01
Image Number: 173242
Caption: There you are, Dick. We need to talk. Ok, Ms. Garcia. This morning I asked you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. You know what was delivered? A single dead rose. Are you trying to get me fired, Dick Fink? 'Course not. Must've been a mix-up at the florist. The nose said This'll be you soon, old man. Sincerely, Ms. Garcia. That florist is the worst.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-31 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 2018-07-31
Image Number: 173241
Caption: Dick? I want you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. What do you mean am I sure that's a good idea? Look, Dick Fink, you're my assistant. Every single time I ask you to do something, you ask if I'm sure that's a good idea. Enough. That doesn't assist me. Yes, I'm sure it doesn't assist m - just order the stupid plant! Ok ... if you're sure.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-17 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-17 Pub. Date: 2018-04-17
Image Number: 170575
Caption: My assistant, Dick Fink, somehow removed all the glass from my windows and I nearly plummeted to my death. I need to fire him, sir. Don't you think you're being just a tiny bit hysterical, Garcia? You're not sure it was him. And the man has a family to support. Whatever it is, work it out. Does he have something on you, Mr. Fitzhugh? You're always protecting him. Does he know some dirty secret? Of course not. By the way, totally unrelated ... let's whisper when we discuss Fink, ... just for kicks. Yayle. CEO of the Year.2002.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-18 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-18 Pub. Date: 2017-11-18
Image Number: 164875
Caption: What up witcha girl Siri, bruh? What do you mean? I was mindin' my business, watchin' "Gilligan's Island." All of a sudden cops bust down my door an' demand to know what I done to my "little buddy." The rookie cop kept screamin' "Drop the coconut." Oh yeah. I forgot to mention Apple's Siri sometimes calls the police if it thinks the voices from the tv told it to call 911. I ain't even had no coconut.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-20 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-20 Pub. Date: 2017-06-20
Image Number: 159389
Caption: Hey Siri, dictate a note. What would you like to say? Shhh!!! Whisper, Siri! I'm trying to dictate an article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist. I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. He said "I'm trying to dictate and article about our hostage-takers without them hearing I'm a journalist." Thanks.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-23 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-23 Pub. Date: 2016-11-23
Image Number: 151296
Caption: Dick, would you get Lemont Brown on the phone for me? Sorry, it's against my religion. I've converted to being Amish. We're not allowed to use phones, or computers, or copiers … or anything else you might ask me to do. Pretty sure the Amish do use phones, Dick. I'm not sure I'm supposed to be listening to backtalk from the womenfolk.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-06 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-06 Pub. Date: 2016-07-06
Image Number: 145504
Caption: There you are, Dick. We need to talk. Ok, Ms. Garcia. This morning, I asked you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. You know what was delivered? A single dead rose. Are you trying to get me fired, Dick Fink? 'Course not. Must've been a mix-up at the florist. The note said "This'll be you soon, old man. Sincerely, Ms. Garcia." That florist is the worst.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-05 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-05 Pub. Date: 2016-07-05
Image Number: 145503
Caption: Dick? I want you to send Mr. Fitzhugh a ficus plant for his birthday. What do you mean am I sure that's a good idea? Look, Dick Fink, you're my assistant. Every single time I ask you to do something, you ask if I'm "sure that's a good idea." Enough. That doesn't assist me. Yes, I'm sure it doesn't assist m - just order the stupid plant! Ok ... if you're sure.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-10 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-10 Pub. Date: 2016-03-10
Image Number: 140181
Caption: … And that's when I told Dick Fink he was on thin ice. "Forgetting" to tell me about the "Ask Sadie" radio show meeting was one thing … but "accidentally" replacing my Powerpoint with a slideshow full of Photoshopped pictures of me kicking puppies is something else. My boss won't let me fire him. He even said I was "overreacting" and being "self-centered." ... Actually, I asked if you wanted to hear about my day. And guess what else he said ...
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-08 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-08 Pub. Date: 2016-03-08
Image Number: 140179
Caption: My assistant, Dick Fink, somehow removed all the glass from my windows and I nearly plummeted to my death. I need to fire him, sir. Don't you think you're being just a tiny bit hysterical, Garcia? You're not sure it was him. And the man has a family to support. Whatever it is, work it out. Does he have something on you, Mr. Fitzhugh? You're always protecting him. Does he know some dirty secret? Of course not. By the way, totally unrelated ... let's whisper when we discuss Fink ... just for kicks. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-03 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138594
Caption: The Double Date. So … you and Lemont seem happy.* *You'd better not be toying with my best friend's emotions. Employees must wash hands. You said … "So … you took my love. That can't be." … Ready to send? Yes. … Wait, what?! No! No, Siri, don't send! Sending. Siri, you @#$%, I will strangle you! You said ... "Listen here, @#$%, I will strangle you. ... Ready to send? Definitely not! No! Sending ...
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-27 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-27 Pub. Date: 2014-06-27
Image Number: 112915
Caption: Siri, read my text messages to me. Preparing the photo of the mole on your rump to post to Twitter. NO! I SAID "READ MY TEXT MESSAGS TO ME"! Just kidding. Whew. … I've already tweeted the photo.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-26 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-26 Pub. Date: 2014-06-26
Image Number: 112914
Caption: Siri, is this the right train to take to get to the Metrodome? Which train do you want to take to get to the Metrodome? That's what I'm asking you. Here is what I found online about "That's a find Raft hippo … " Siri, you're not being very helpful. I think that's subject to opinion.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-27 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-27 Pub. Date: 2013-11-27
Image Number: 104372
Caption: Dick? I want you to schedule a meeting with McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans. What do you mean "am I sure I want to do that"? Quit second-guessing me all the time. I don’t need my assistant to always second-guess me. No, I sure the correct phrase is "second" guessing. Dn't you mn "term"?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-31 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-31 Pub. Date: 2013-08-31
Image Number: 100806
Caption: Louis told me you wanted to see me, Ms. Garcia? That's right, Dick. Do you know why I told Louis I wanted to see you, Dick? Because you missed me? Because you're my assistant, and because I've never seen this Louis before in my life. Have your people call my people to explain why you can have an assistant, but I can't. YOU ARE MY "PEOPLE"!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-14 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-14 Pub. Date: 2013-01-14
Image Number: 92329
Caption: Dick Fink, if Lemont Brown calls, can you put it through? Afraid not, ma'am. I don’t work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is a day of REST. Even the LORD doesn’t work on the Sabbath. The Sabbath is SATURDAY. Today is Monday. I don’t consult calendars on the Sabbath.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-16 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-16 Pub. Date: 2010-10-16
Image Number: 53006
Caption: I want to tell him how I feel, but I can't … First of all, I lied to him months ago, told him I was in a relationship with my evil assistant Dick Fink … and that lie drove him crazy. I mean seriously, he was committed! He'd never forgive me! Secondly, he just got an e-mail from his "one that got away" and now he's 100% focused on her, and I don't wanna get the "let's just be friends" talk from him. That'd just kill me. Ma'am .. all I asked was "would you like pepperoni on that?" You're right. I should tell him anyway.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-26 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-26 Pub. Date: 2010-03-26
Image Number: 45426
Caption: Dick, I want you to track down Mr. Fitzhugh and find out why he's interviewing people to replace me! Dick? What are you doing? You're my assistant. Shouldn't you be at your desk assisting me? So anyway, sir … that's why I think I would make a good Director of Advertising/PR. Are you interviewing people to replace your boss? what would give you that idea? So when do I start?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-14 assistant 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-14 Pub. Date: 2010-01-14
Image Number: 42960
Caption: At the ad agency … I need you to do me a little favor, Dick. Tiny, teensy little favor. And feel free to say no if any way you find this to be unprofessional. Ok. Next time my friend Lemont calls, I need you to pretend you and I are having a mad, passionate love affair. Ok. What? And I need you to collate these memos.
     
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