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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-31 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-31 Pub. Date: 2019-05-31
Image Number: 177797
Caption: 1982. Mr. Barnhouse must've really liked my art project. He said I should dedicate my whole entire life to it. It's a snow globe. And inside the snow globe is a little boy named Tommy Westphall. And Tommy is holding a tiny snow globe of his own. And inside Tommy's snow globe is an entire universe filled with people who each secretly have their own snow globes. And so on. I'm not sure Lemont, you should be committed for life means what you think it means. Mr. Barnhouse backed away slowly when he said it. That's a sign of respect.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-10 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-10 Pub. Date: 2017-12-10
Image Number: 165352
Caption: I've been racking my brain trying to think of every interaction I've ever had with a woman. Dr. Noodle. I mean, when I was in my twenties, I did what guys in their twenties often did: I hit on women. Lots of them. We used to think that if a lady wasn’t interested, we just weren't trying hard enough. There were books about how to be more clever. How to be a pickup artist. There were times at the club when I was dancing with a lady, thought I had a shot, and went in for a kiss. Sometimes they didn't even know they were into me until I kissed them. But then they kissed back. Other times, they pushed me off and that was that ... or so I thought. Now, at any moment, some random woman could come forward and ruin my life. Well, lets start by acknowledging it's a healthy thing for society that men are learning what it's like to live in fear, for a change. Doesn't feel healthy.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-28 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-28 Pub. Date: 2017-09-28
Image Number: 163100
Caption: … So anyway, I had to fire an art director, a copywriter, a designer, a production artist and our web designer because of that donkey incident. That's too bad. But you did the right thing … you made the tough decision … "Always do what's best for the donkey," that's my motto. You know, I can tell when you haven't really been listening. What? I was totally listening! Then tell me what happened with the donkey. It's too atrocious for words. Nice try.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-13 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-13 Pub. Date: 2016-03-13
Image Number: 139909
Caption: It all started with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpappy, Ezekiel Goodhusband. Dr. Noodle. Ezekiel was the courtroom sketch artist at the Salem Witch Trials. He drew a particularly unflattering likeness of Hezekiah Usher II. Hezekiah was later acquitted. But as poor Ezekiel would soon learn, Hezekiah actually was a witch. Hezekiah cursed Ezekiel and all his descendants. On our thirtieth birthdays, we all turn invisible ... forced to live out our lives in obscurity ... our needs, our contributions, our dreams and our worth going totally unnoticed. There's no upside here. Either I need anti-psychotics ... or you're lying naked on my couch. See? We're supposed to be talking about me!
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-03 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-03 Pub. Date: 2015-12-03
Image Number: 135926
Caption: We never talk about the finer things. Who's your favorite artist, Clyde? That'd be "Big Oatmeal," down by the car wash. Brutha be spray-paintin' all over them t-shirts he sell. The art he be spittin' would take a brutha's breath away. No, I mean out of all of history's great artists which one's your favorite? The one who could paint my momma picture on a t-shirt for $4.95.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-06 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-06 Pub. Date: 2013-12-06
Image Number: 104628
Caption: Big L … Hypodermically speaking, what would you do if a record exec tried to steal all your profits. I'd sue him. Oh. Thug 4 Life. You mean you WOULDN'T gag him an' chain him in your hall closet an' then go out for fries?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-04 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-04 Pub. Date: 2013-12-04
Image Number: 104626
Caption: You wanna do the verse now, C-Dog? Whachoo mean, dawg? Thug 4 Life. That WAS the verse. Oh. My bad. I didn’t realize it was the "VERSE." I thought it was the "outdated gangsta-rap cliché nobody wanna hear anymore." Not true. These is brand new cliches.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-21 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-21 Pub. Date: 2012-02-21
Image Number: 76738
Caption: Whitney Houston visits Lemont's dream. Why'd it have to end so soon? It always ends soon. I don't mean to sound selfish, but … I'm sick of the artists I love dying on me when they had so much left to give me. That doesn't sound selfish at all. When you see Michael Jackson and Octavia Butler, tell them I said thanks for nothing!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-03 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-03 Pub. Date: 2011-07-03
Image Number: 62677
Caption: Dear Moron … I'm extremely offended by your latest blog where you defended Rihanna's "Man Down" video; where her character shoots a man who had sexually assaulted her. What a double-standard! If Chris Brown had made a video where HE shot a woman, you'd be outraged! And don't give me the excuse that "Well he beat HER up, not the other way around." That's neither here nor there. What kind of message does it send to show a sexual predator getting gunned down in cold blood? "DON'T RAPE PEOPLE." You and Rihanna owe rapists everywhere an apology.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-29 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-29 Pub. Date: 2011-01-29
Image Number: 56624
Caption: What I would like is for somebody to tell me whether we'd still have the works for Vincent Van Gogh if antipsychotic pills were around back then. … Or the writings of Jack Kerouac. Or the achievements of mathematician John Nash. What I would like is for someone to tell me how many geniuses we'll never have because their brilliance is stifled by drugs. We're all out of that, but we do have good tuna melt.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-13 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-13 Pub. Date: 2009-07-13
Image Number: 36189
Caption: Iran. Two weeks ago. What're you doing here? Covering the big story. Don't interrupt. Boom! Bam! Aaah. Sorry. He's rude. Continue. My sisters are still fighting in the streets for our voice to be heard. And the tyrants are still killing us. Bam! But the world has a short attention span. I am afraid the world will soon move on and forget all about us. Pow! Death to tyrants! God is great! Ouch! Again, you're avoiding my question: How did Michael Jackson's death affect you? Aaaah! Nooo! Oh dear, God!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-11 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-11 Pub. Date: 2009-07-11
Image Number: 35973
Caption: Lemont calls the paper. What do you mean James Olsen's not in? I need to know if he got those Iran protest stories I filed. … What do you mean "elbow strain"? … Yes, I know Michael Jackson died. What's that have to -- Every editorial cartoonist in the country sent drawings of Michael Jackson moonwalking through the pearly gates. Mr. Olsen started shouting "Lazy! Cloying! Aaarggh!" Wha -- you're breakin' up. It sounded like you said "He personally beat them all down with a sock full of quarters."
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-03 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-03 Pub. Date: 2009-02-03
Image Number: 29874
Caption: Pros: Yo' new song is tight. It's positive. Uplifting. It makes it sound cool to be dignified. Cool. Cool. What's the cons? You don't say "n*****" even once. America elected a black man president. I ain't never sayin' "n*****" again. …D'oh! Good, I caught that, I'll jus' splice it in.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-02 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-02 Pub. Date: 2009-02-02
Image Number: 29873
Caption: C-Dog. Your new track's tight. Whachoo call it? "Obama-rama." Love it, dude. It's positive. Hopeful. Inspires me to be a better man. Don't tell nobody, dawg, but… It made me cry. …Dude. Not CRY cry, jus'… y' know, what had happened was, it was raining, an' I confused that with tears.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-07 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-07 Pub. Date: 2008-11-07
Image Number: 27822
Caption: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Refuge for the lost and abandoned. I'm totally lost. Don't know what to do. I'm a cartoonist. I draw a pretty political comic strip. I try to be timely, you know how we do it. Anyway, the election's over already, but since my comics are drawn weeks in advance, it'll be forever before I can even mention who won. That's so lame. Well, why not have your main character be stuck in some sort of limbo for another week? You're not helping.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-10 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-10 Pub. Date: 2007-11-10
Image Number: 19247
Caption: Clyde found a "Rapper Nemesis" already. Really? Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Apparently he was the only one cold-blooded and gangsta enough for the gig. Clyde's in way over his head. I'll say my last goodbye.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-09 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-09 Pub. Date: 2007-11-09
Image Number: 19246
Caption: I'm Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." (Ahem)… Ah gave cover to a president to torture them hay-tuhs… Nevva mind the Constitution, it's only a PAY-puh. Yeh, yeh. I feel you, I feel you. I don't work weekends.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-08 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-08 Pub. Date: 2007-11-08
Image Number: 19245
Caption: I'm "Death Eater," auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." I'll be the Kal-el to your Lex Luthor, the Kirk to your Kahn, The Starbuck to your Baltar. …um, The Green Lantern to your Sinestro? Get outta here, Lemont. How'd you know it was me?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-07 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-07 Pub. Date: 2007-11-07
Image Number: 19244
Caption: I'm Sherman Nerdhoff, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." Hold on, boy. I ain't havin' no vicious rivalry wit' no dude named "Sherman." Oh, that's just my bad-boy nickname. NEXT!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-06 artist 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-06 Pub. Date: 2007-11-06
Image Number: 19243
Caption: I'm Darnell Timmid, auditioning for the role of "Rapper Nemesis." (Ahem). Yo' momma is slightly overweight. NEXT. Too strong?
     
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